27/06/2010 04:46:00
Winter 13…
Tomorrow is Winter Thanksgiving Day… I sure hope he eats this… I worked so hard on this. . I'm so exited to see the look on his face~!
Winter 14
You woke up at 6am and ate your breakfast as usual. When you looked into your rucksack to get something, you notice a lovely present inside. Curious, you took it out and began unwrapping it.
"Happy Winter Thanksgiving Day !" your wife, Karen squealed.
"Winter Thanksgiving Day? Oh no… No! No! No! It can't be…" you thought. But unfortunately it is. The thing you feared the most- Karen's cooking. You stared repulsively at the lump on food that was supposed to be a chocolate cake
"Well?" Karen asked you expectantly. "Aren't you gonna eat it?"
"Um…" You gulped, said your prayers and ate the disgusting piece of unknown substance. "Hack-! Eek! Ugh-! Ack! Wheeze… " you took your last breath and fell on the floor unconscious.
The next thing you knew, you were at the Clinic. Your vision was hazy and you still can't speak. But you could clearly hear what the Doctor and Karen are talking about.
" *sigh* Ok, Karen. What on earth did you put in that trash—er.. cake?" the doctor asked exasperatedly.
"Just some red grass, wine, a dozen poison mushrooms, some wine, a jar of expired jam from last year- it still looks ok so…- hmm… What else? Oh! Chocolate of course! But it was kind of green… But still chocolate~. Wine, some eggs I found broken on the road. Really, such a waste of good eggs! Hmm.. Some more wine and oh! Some brown thing I saw lying on the floor of the barn, and finally, a few more doses of wine!~" Karen stated happily.
"Poor guy.." murmured the doctor. You died an hour later.
The next day…
Carter: We are gathered here today to… um.. Why are we gathered here today again?
Mayor Thomas: (whispers) To say farewell to a.. uh… guy who died.
Carter: Oh, right… *Ahem* We are gathered here today to say farewell to a guy who died.
You were placed in a rotten coffin and are slowly being lowered to your grave when all of a sudden, the rope supporting your coffin snapped. The coffin fell into the 6ft deep hole and smashed to pieces.
The entire congregation went "Ooooooooooooooohhh...'
Random Guy 1: Ouch!... That so has to hurt.
Random Guy 2: Idiot! He's dead! How can he feel pain?
Random Guy 1: Oh.. right.. uh.. That so has to not hurt?
Random Guy 2: (shakes head and rolls eyes.) Whatever… I'm hungry…
Doug: Lunch anyone?
Carter: Sounds good! Lets go!
People: Sure! Hmm… I wonder if its expensive.. oh well.. Lalalalalala~
Random Guy 3: Why are we at a cemetery anyway?
In the end, you were forgotten in the broken coffin, alone, half-buried.. Oh well.. Who cares? I'm hungry!