Max: Thanks Asylum Survivor and HaleyBopperz for being the first reviewers! Anyways, our very first question is for... Iggy?
To Iggy:
I'm not a huge shipper of canon, so I obviously think that you and Max should be a ship.
Max: Of course, that's what they ask...
Iggy: You think me and Max should be a ship? No objections here... ;)
Max: *gasps* You know I'm all for Fang, even though he supposedly 'left' me in the books, and in half the world's fanfictions, I still love him!
Iggy: But Max! They even made a cute name for it! Called 'Miggy'!
Max: Please. They also say Mylan is adorable. LIES.
Iggy: *sigh* Next Question...
Is Iggy's real name Ignatius?
Iggy: Yes, Iggy is short for Ignatious. It means 'Firey One' or 'Only son' depending on your area...
Nudge: *bumps Ig's shoulder* It suits you, eh?
Why the hell did JP HAVE to make Fang leave! Max and Fang are, like, meant for each other!
Fang: It was my own decision, not the author's...
(Fang-haters lift pitchforks)
Fang: Heh, no totally JP's decision! *eyes pitchforks wearily*
Max: It better be...
(Awkward silence)
Angel: Guess that's it for today! :D Bye! *waves*