"Welcome everyone to the second episode of Ask The Hero and The Gentleman! I'm the Hero!" America smiled and waved at the camera "And this is my co-host, The Gentleman!" England calmly sipped his tea, giving a slight wave. "Well, we got some awesome questions sent to us so let's start?" The American tilted his head towards the Briton and they both nodded. America then picked up the first flash card from his stack and held it up, covering half of his face. "First question comes from SpiritoftheMapleLeaf! They wrote-"
"I have a question! How do you tell someone who really likes you that you don't like them back without hurting their feelings?"
England carefully put his teacup on the desk, and raised his hand to his chin. "Now that's a tough one. I'm not exactly sure what you could say without hurting their feelings just a tad bit." America nodded in agreement, "You could say like, you just want to be friends or something." England then slapped his hand over America's mouth and face palmed with the other. "That is THE worst thing you could ever say to someone when turning them down. Do NOT listen to this bleeding git!" As the American glared daggers at the Brit, he moved England's hand from his mouth and pouted. "Then dude, what would you say?"
"It's Gentleman, not dude." England glared back at America then turned his attention back to the camera. "I would actually tell them that you really don't want to be in that kind of relationship because you're focusing on either school or work? I'm sorry if that's not really helpful, but I wish you luck." America raised an eyebrow and spun in his chair to look at England. "So Gentleman, you're telling Maple to lie?" England tilted his head slightly towards the American and nodded. "It's not really a lie, you see. Because depending on Maple's age, they should be focusing on either one. Also, if you say this rather than just be friends, there's a better chance of still being on good terms with the other."
America spun around in his chair, "I see, I guess that does make sense." England nodded, "Knew you would see it my way." The Briton then picked up his tea and another flash card. "Do you want to read the next question or should I?" America spun around so he was facing the computer again, "I'll read it, du-.. Gentleman!" America then tore the flash card from England's hand. "This next question comes from neva-chanluvsmonsters101! They wrote-"
"Hi guys! Neva is my name, don't wear it out. Looks like you got a nice little
site going on here, might as well ask some questions.
To the Gentleman- I have searched and searched but have not found answers, now
maybe you can help me...WHAT MAKES A BRITISH ACCENT SO DAMN SEXY?"
England spat out his tea, his face as red as a tomato. America let out an echoing laugh and continued to read out the rest of the comment.
"To the Hero- WHOO! an American! What up home boy? Any video games you played
lately?
That's all for now! But I will be back, Da?
Ps. I just lost the game *evil smile*"
"That Da; I don't quite think that this person's name really is Neva." England mumbled, his face still as red as a tomato. "I don't think so either, dude. That was just scary. I'm also curious, what game are you speaking of?" America tilted his head to the side then gave one of his famous smiles, "But let's forget that and answer these awesome questions! You first, Gentleman." England shakily put down his tea and looked into the camera. "I'm quite flattered that you think that British accents are sexy but I can't exactly tell you why." He pulled out a handkerchief from his breast pocket and dabbed at his mouth lightly, "But I think it's because we just sound so bloody elegant it's almost alluring." A slight smirk appeared on his face as America struggled to hold back a laugh.
"Alluring, dude, really?" America was trying even harder not to laugh at this point as England nodded. "Well, yes. Aren't you the same person who when he was younger tried to mimic my accent because it would 'attract the ladies'?" America glared to the side as his face grew red, "Not true dude! My accent is heroic, why would I want one as lame as yours?"
"Didn't you just hear that my accent is sexy?"
"Okay, Neva did not just say YOUR accent was sexy dude, I think Neva just meant like, British accents in general."
"It's almost the same thing really, I am Eng-" England stopped himself and quickly picked his teacup back up and began drinking from it. America then smirked, "Hah! Well anyways, Neva, dude! I've been playing so many awesome games I can't even name them all. I've spent some time playing the new Final Fantasy, which is AMAZING just sayin'. Then I got Rise of Nightmares, but I can't play that unless someone's around. The enemies in that game are just creepy dude!" England snickered, "A Hero that can't even kill video game zombies, just amazing." America leaned back in his chair, glaring at England. "Dude, shut it. It's not my fault that I'm scared of stuff like that! It's your fault anyways!"
"How is it my bloody fault?" England's brows furrowed and he sipped his tea again. "All that black magic stuff you do! Do you even realize how creepy it is? Like that time when we were all stuck on that island and we built a fire and you started chanting? Bro, you sound like a demon!" England let out a dark laugh, "Oh, you do realize that was an actual demon summoning chant, don't you?" America's grip on his chair tightened and shakily looked back at the camera, "If I'm not in the next episode, you all know why." England laughed once more, "Don't worry; I wouldn't kill you or anything Hero. I would probably just teach you a lesson."
"Tony— Dude, where are you?" America got up from his chair and left the room. England then pushed his chair out of the way and scooted up so he was now in the center of the screen. "Don't worry everyone; I was only joking around with The Hero. He does deserve it every now and then." He then picked up the pile of flash cards and played around with them. "Thank you both Maple and Neva for sending in questions and we look forward from hearing from both of you again along with many others! Have a bloody fantastic day." England reached over to the mouse and stopped the recording.
- A-Chan: Thanks for reviewing so fast! It means a lot to me, that's kind of why I wrote this up so fast! France: Honhonhon..
America: Dude, you were like, beyond fast. You should have at least waited 12 hours.
England: I hate to say it, but I agree with the git.
A-Chan: Too bad, I just can't help myself sometimes!
America/England: We can tell.
A-Chan: Anyways, I can't wait to see what you guys have in store next! Au revoir!
England: Frog.