Naruto-kun,I Think I'm Pregnant

Chapter Two-The Neji Theory

Hinata peeked into Neji's room, "Neji-nii-san?I need your help on something…" Hinata said,"Okay,what is it?" Neji asked. Hinata tiptoed in and closed the door behind her, she climbed onto Neji's bed and whispered, "If I tell you, you have to promise not to tell my Daddy or your Daddy (Hizashi's still alive because they're 7 years old!XD)","Promise" Neji said as they pinky-promised.

"I'm pregnant" Hinata whispered, "WHAT!!!!!!!!????????" Neji screamed and fell backwards, "Neji,I really need your help…do you know some ways to abort (is that the verb form of it?) that", "Oh..well then.." Neji closed his eyes and started thinking. Hinata stared at him for a while.

"Oh yes! Once, when my mom was pregnant with Hanabi---she barfed a lot, I think she was trying to barf out Hanabi so she didn't have so much pain…" Neji said, Hinata put on an "ew" face. "Of course I'm just guessing…" Neji said.

"Hey, Hinata…the only way for a baby to be aborted (Yeah, I'm so bad at that word…) is if time goes backwards!" Neji said scientifically, "How do we do that?" Hinata asked. "Well…Einstein once said that if we circle around the earth at a really fast speed we can reverse time!!" Neji explained, "Sounds good…so who's gonna be running around the earth?".

Later…

Naruto was running on all fours, wearing a collar attached to a wagon, and in the wagon sat Hinata and Neji. Naruto suddenly stopped and turned around, "Neji??" he asked, "What?" Neji answered, "HINATA'S THE ONE THAT'S PREGNANT!!NOT YOU!!WHY'RE YOU IN THE WAGON!!!???" he shouted, "True…but I came up with this idea so don't I get a free ride??" Neji stated logically. Naruto "hmpfed" and started running again.

After 5 minutes…

"Neji…I..have..to stop…..we must…be half….-way….around the….world,now…" Naruto said in between pants, Neji took out a map from his pocket, "If we're halfway around the world then we should be at…Suna" he said and put his map down to see where they were. "This is Suna?It looks just like Konoha…" Hinata said,"ARGH!!!That's because we ARE in Konoha! Forget it…Naruto can't even run a mile…how're we supposed to go around the world??" Neji said,frustrated.

"I'm sorry, Hinata, I've failed as a father" Naruto said. Hinata jumped out of the wagon and sat next to Naruto, "No you haven't, the baby isn't even born yet and even if it was I bet you'd be a good father" Hinata comforted. Naruto smiled at her and she smiled back. Neji's eye twitched watching the adorable moment, "You're the baby's dad??" Neji asked Naruto, "Yup!And proud of it!" he said with pride, "So you two did…did…the….AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Neji ran away screaming and nose bleeding. "What's gotten into him?" Naruto asked, "I dunno" Hinata answered as they sat on the grass and fell asleep.

AWWWW!!!So cute!!!LOL, and I wrote 2 chapters in one day XD.

Because I just couldn't resist. I posted a chapter, went for breakfast, come back and there are 5 reviews!!!XD I love all my fans and their awesome reviews!!Love ya all!!

FAQ for this chapter (I fixed it):

Q:How does Neji know about you-know-what?

A:I guess Naruto didn't go to the adult movie alone,huh?XD

Q:Do Naruto and Hinata know that having a baby means you-know-what?

A:Actually, no, Naruto asleep when the movie was showing that part XD

Q:Do Naruto and Hinata know that being parents means they're married?

A:In fact,no!They just think it's friend helping friend but they'll realize it maybe in the next chapter or next next chapter..after all---this is NaruHina!!X3

Q:Is this chapter from "I am not Stupid 2"?

A:No,but I got the idea from it!

Q:What do you mean "you fixed it"?

A:In my last chapter the FAQ was "QAAQAAQAA" I changed it back to "QAQAQA".

Q:Is Neji jealous of Naruto???

A:EW!!NO!!Incest is sooo not my thing!!

Yeah,so that's the FAQ for this chappie!

Ciao for now,

Ku