Ch.2

Xemon's POV:

Some of the pirates burst into laughter, but we kept our badass pose. "Fight with the Captain? Do you actually think you can win?"

I was pretty confident in our success, being myself, and the fact that our first power was to transform our necklaces, Chaos and Order, into many different forms. The main form, meaning the most powerful, is the gun, for it has it's own special ability. Everything else is just for looks or something… actually, they could be useful for some things. I mean, the Guitar can be used for music, as for the Spike and the Hammer… well, there's something we can do with them that we're going to do pretty soon. As for the others, we still need to think of a use.

Soon, Cabaji jumped extremely high into the air, holding a sword that had a wooden top spinning at the top, as well as spinning a dagger with his other hand. The guy was also riding on a unicycle… how was he doing that anyway?

Buggy decided to fight instead, just as he would have if it was just him against the old man. What was the difference between the old and new situations? We could win. Buggy pointed a finger at us, and began to speak. "Hey, why are you challenging me? Do you want fame?"

"Fame? Don't be retarded. Fame, richness, none of that shit matter to us." I replied, not affected by what Buggy had said.

"We are here to judge the cruel who prey on the weak." Xemon continued. We both stood up, and pointed a finger to Buggy, Pheonix Wright style.

"This village is the treasure of those who live here. We will protect that treasure!" we both spoke, concluding our small speech. After a small pause, the pirates began to laugh, calling our speech a bunch of meaningless words. Little douchebag that had a tomato for a nose was always one of my least favorite characters… and now, I wanted to beat the living hell out of him… and I knew how. "Come down if you want to prove us wrong, you coward!"

"C-Coward?" Buggy growled, as he shot his right hand at us. "I AM NO COWARD!"

At this, our eyes gleamed, and our guns began to glow. "CHANCE!"

We went into our "Silver Modes", and my gun, Chaos, became a silver hammer. I whacked the hand to the ground, making Buggy scream in pain. Next, my brother's gun, Order, which became a silver spike, stabbed the hand into the ground as I began hammering it. Buggy began to scream in pain, as I began to laugh. "GAAAAH! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!"

We stopped, shrugged, and Order began to glow… to become another hammer. We both began to beat the hand, causing him to scream even more. That hand wasn't broken thanks to Buggy's powers, but the pain still went to him. I threw the hand back to Buggy, and our hammers became guns again. My brother and I smirked and got ready to fight. "Let's do this, guys."

"YOU'RE ALL SO DEAD!" shouted Buggy, massaging his sore hand. Smiling, Luffy began to shout.

"HEY! YOU HUGE, RED, UGLY, BIG NOSE!" he yelled surprising everyone but my brother and I. Buggy took this as an insult, and shot a Buggy Ball, which Luffy reflected using a Gum Gum Balloon. Nami began ranting, and my brother and I smiled.

We rushed over to Luffy, and stretched his mouth as I began to speak. "There is one thing you should know about him."

"Everything is made of rubber." My brother continued.

"And before you even ask," I began again.

"Yes. Yes it is." Xaint concluded.

The smoke cleared, revealing that Buggy and Cabaji had used other members as shields. They then began arguing amongst themselves, ending with Buggy throwing Mohji at us. Luffy kicked him out of the way, while Xaint and I pulled Nami out of the way. I swear I saw her blush, but who cares? I'll bother about this later.

Nami began yelling at Luffy once Cabaji began to attack Zoro's wound, but Xaint and I locked arms with her, smiling. We saw as Zoro slashed Cabaji out of the way, then slashed his own wound. He gave a speech, and we let go of Nami. We watched the fight for a bit, then watched as Nami walked away. We would have gone with her, but this was the first actual villain in the series! No, the bandit, Morgan, and Alvida don't count. Why? Let me tell you what I'd say to them if I had to fight them:

Bandit: Dude, just shut up. You go around kidnapping little boys, run from men after you drench them in alcohol, and go around with a major rape face. We all know you're a pedophile.

Captain Morgan: wow… just wow. How did you raise your son? Zoro probably only hit him because of the fact that he was going around wearing a purple suit in public with men following him. And he enjoyed that. You have a gay son, and you look like a cartoon villain even though you're the captain of a naval base. Trust me. Your balls are next.

Alvida: You're a fat bitch, you are!

Yep, I'm such a good person, right?

…fine. We'll get back to the point. Happy? No? Well, too bad. I'm so epic, whatever you complain to me about doesn't even matter. Yea. I'm just that Xemon. The guy who's so boss…

Wait, why am I bragging in my mind in the middle of a fight?

Once Zoro won his fight, we got to work… once Buggy finished his annoying speech, we waited until they began the fight for a bit, then we grabbed Luffy's shoulders. "Hey Monkey D. Luffy, mind if we fight instead? If not, you'll mess up your hat… that we can assure you."

Luffy frowned, but nodded, not wanting to get his treasure messed up. He moved away as my brother and I got our guns ready. "BARA BARA CANNON!"

Smiling, we brothers went back to normal, and I smacked my gun between the knives, while my brother rushed forward, shooting orbs of energy at Buggy. When Buggy was about to block, I shot a bullet into his hand. Buggy's left shoulder was burnt, while his right hand became slightly covered in frost. We began to explain together. "Pure light can be used to burn, but when something is void of light, the lack of energy causes frost!"

Just then, Buggy saw Nami and began flying after her with the top half of his body, and I grinned and… shot his nuts with my gun. "Shallow Shot!"

"GAAAAAH!" he screamed,falling to the ground. I began to shoot him rapid-fire. "You… you dare attack my bottom half…!"

My brother and I turned silver, and we put our hands on our cheeks with mock horror, just like the Hitachiin twins did. "Oh no, brother. It seems he has a case of frostbite. Why don't you help him?"

"With pleasure, my brother!" Xaint replied, as we grinned deviously. I began to freeze Buggy 's outline to the ground, while he used rapid-fire on Buggy's frozen spot. After a bit of screaming from him, his balls caught on fire. "Flash Fire!"

"WHAT THE HELL?" he yelled, and then he and Nami began to have their chat… until he used his Bara Bara Festival attack. Looking bored, we began to attack his feet, until he yelled at us, and Nami hit him with the bag o' loot. He grabbed it as expected, while we just looked at Luffy. Once he understood what we meant, he kicked Buggy, scattering everything. We just stood by while Luffy searched for the map. When the time came for the final blow, we twins put a hand on Luffy's shoulder. "Hey, mind if we make the final attack this time?"

"Sure, go ahead. You're the one who was fighting him anyway." Luffy laughed, and we grinned as we put our guns together. We kicked midget-Buggy up, as we charged up a powerful strike. We shot our guns, as we yelled. "TAO, THE MIDDLE WAY!"

A beam of shadow energy shot out of Chaos, while a beam of light energy shot out of Order. They swirled together, and became a silver beam, hitting Buggy's face. As he flew away, my brother and I pulled out roses, and spun around, facing Nami and Luffy. The latter of those two raised his arms yelling "Victory!"

"Now, you're going to become my crew member, right?" asked Luffy, facing Nami. She agreed for the time being, in order for her to gather money. She stated that she split the treasure into two bags, and asked for help, normally we'd help, but we knew what Luffy would do would be better, so we just let him take it.

"By the way, we'll join you too, in response to earlier." It was at this time that the villagers came. The moment they saw the chief hidden in a corner, with a huge bruise on his neck, I grinned, and began to speak. "I did that to the old man."

"What? How dare you do this to our chief…" the villagers kept yelling at us and asking questions, and I just yawned.

"Yah, I'm a pirate." I calmly replied to the third question, smiling. Then they began to chase us with their weapons, and we just ran, Nami being the only one of our group who wasn't laughing. With Shushu keeping them away from us, we safely managed to reach the boat. However, when the thieves saw Zoro's face, we grabbed them, and smiled. "Here, let us help!"

We kicked them into the water, then climbed into the boat. We put down the bags, then held a hand out each. "May we lend you a hand, my fair lady?"

Nami blushed and took our hands, climbing into the boat. Luffy and Zoro followed in, setting sail.

Nami's POV:

Well, the captain is officially a moron. In addition to everything else he did, he didn't bring food for a cruise! And that stupid swordsman did nothing either! Looks like I'm going to have to teach them this life lesson… "Oh please, you need to be more prepared! You don't bring food and you dare to go to sea… you underestimated the ocean!"

"Ah! I see something!" Luffy spoke, looking at an island. I tossed a piece of bread to Zoro. I turned to give some to the twins, but then I saw that they were already eating some sushi. Our eyes widened at this, and they stopped eating for a bit.

"…what?" Xemon asked, and we pointed to the sushi. "Oh, that's easy. My necklace becomes a spear, I stab a fish with it, give it to Xaint, he turns it into sushi. He's a pretty good at cooking... as well as whatever you call making sushi."

After a pause, everything went back to normal, after Xaint offered me some sushi. I accepted it, knowing by now that when his hair and eyes are white, Xaint was one of the sweetest people in the world. Meanwhile, his brother Xemon was such a bad boy… and they could handle themselves, as well as protect a girl if they needed to. Compared at the other two idiots of this crew… just wow. I glared at Zoro and Luffy, and spoke. "It's a miracle that you've survived up to now!"

"Hey, there's an island!" Luffy spoke, so I checked it with a telescope.

"That island is no good! It's unpopulated, so it's useless! Let's just keep going!" I spoke, but I heard three voices speak it. I turned around to see the silver-haired twins smiling at me. "H-how…?"

"The better question is, how long are you going to let them go to an island with a population of one?" they asked, and I noticed that Luffy was rowing the boat to the island. I was confused… but then they told me something strange. "Something you'll figure out soon enough… the treasure chests are empty."

Well now; not only did they create a mystery for me, they were a mystery on their own right… who are they really?

Xemon's POV:

When they got back, my brother and I had caught some more fish, and served up sushi to everyone including the hobo. I wanted to chop the box in half, setting him free, but then again, he might be naked under that, and I didn't want to be grossed out. The rest of the crew began to talk about getting a new ship and stuff, so my brother and I went into silver mode, and began to speak. "Don't worry, we'll get a proper pirate ship on the next island."

They looked surprised, and we twins just grinned. Nami was the one to break the silence. "Who are you two, and how do you know so much?"

"We'll answer you… if you can win the 'Who is Xaint' game!" we happily spoke, kind of annoyed that we stole from a shojo manga. We rushed to the back of Nami's boat, where they couldn't see us, and we began to change places many times. We came back out, and smiled to them in the same pose. "Now, tell me. Which one of us is Xaint?"

To be continued…