Ok here we go again, I think. Don't ask me what's going on.

PS at the beginning: The sentence rule does not apply for this chapter.

"Arrrrg" screamed Scallywag the pirate "Ahhhh" screamed his first mate Blackbeard. "We are the best pirates arren't wre?" (we. I have got do the pirate thing, hey don't ask me, I just take the orders) said Scallywag. "You bet your, ahem, you bet yer life we are!" said Blackbeard. '"Wow they are said Hermione"' said Harry' said Ron. "We need ter get goin!" said Scallywag. "Right you are" Said Blackbeard. "So get me the telescope!" Said Scallywag. "We can't, sir, you killed ol' billy with it" Said Blackbeard. "He didn't say Collin creevey killing penguins. "Oh dats right" chuckled Scallywag "Well get me my gun" "Wilson uh Willyson stole it, besides what do you need a gun fer anyways sir" said Blackbeard putting extra emphases on the sir. "Well I don' really know but we are pirates after all" "Yes of course" said Blackbeard with inner sarcasm. "I agree" said Lockhart (?). "And as fer that Willyson, make him walk the plank." "Uh sir, we don't have a plank" Said Blackbeard. "Well then, make 'im jump of the ship" "But sir, we don' have a ship either." Said Blackbeard (I think you're beginning to get the general plot aren't ya. Huh uh? Come on, lets see some of those pearly whites, awwwwwww, aren't you adorable… PEOPLE OF EARTH, BEWARE I DON'T KNOW BUT STILL BWAHAHAHAHA (it suits me better with bwahahaha not mwahahaha cough, see what I mean, you might want to read an evil laugh manual, they sure are useful sometimes.)) "Well make him jump into our ocean" said Scallywag "But we don't have an ocean" said Blackbeard "Do we have anything?" asked Scallywag "Not really" said Blackbeard. "What!" screamed Scallywag "How can have nothing, we are pirates righ'?" "No sir. We aren't" "Oh" said Scallywag. He definitely did not expect this response. "Then why are we dressed like pirates?" Asked Scallywag "Because we are a couple of idiots" Said Blackbeard. "No we ain't, ev'y ones…" "Quit the pirate thing, its giving me a headache" said Blackbeard. "Ok, everyones doing pirates these days, its so like, hip, getting me?" "But…" Started Blackbeard but Scallywag interrupted "Yo dogg, are you hip to my jive soul brother, work!" Said Scallywag. "Oh brother" said Blackbeard slapping his face as Ron did the same. "Well anyways, what's wrong with being pirates?" said Scallywag. "Nothing, it's just the fact that we spent all our money on stupid pirate outfits" said Blackbeard. "What!" said Scallywag "You bought it" "Well you told me to get the most expensive and fancy outfit" said ol' Blackbeard. (Blackbeard: You are an idiot, and why did you have to call me Blackbeard, and don't give me that 'don't ask me, I just take the orders") "Well we can't be out of all our money" said Scallywag "Are you kidding!" said Blackbeard "I had to eat all the chips without tomato ketchup" "Oooh, nasty" Said Scallywag. "Well what are we supposed to do now SIR" Said Blackbeard putting utmost sarcasm into the word sir. (Blackbeard: Well not that much that you have to put sir in bold, italic, underlined and capital) "Uh I don' know, you don't suppose we could become pirates?" said Scallywag. "NOOOOOOO!" said Blackbeard. "Well lets do care bears!" suggested Scallywag but Blackbeard committed suicide but landed on a turtle, which took him to heaven, and he became a god of the Chinese world.

The end

"What the hell was the point of that!" said Ron as Hermione closed the book. (Yes people, it turned out this whole thing was a book, sigh, the things people like me will do for money) "Well" but Ron interrupted. "You call that literature! What the hell was the point of that." "Well it was a great comedy including tragedy, angst and adventure" said Hermione. "Are you mental!" screamed Ron. "That was none of those things you said, yes maybe it had a bit of romance but nothing else!" said Ron "Besides, does it even have a name?" asked Ron. "Well of course" said Hermione "Did you think it wouldn't?" said Hermione turning around the cover of the book but there was nothing there. Sighing Harry and Ron left while Hermione tried to find the title.

Ok, Don't ask me the point of that. The pirates were um, oh who cares. You just know that first it was about pirates who weren't really pirates, then it's a comedy, then it's a Chinese legend, and then it's just a book being read by Hermione. What do you think of that people? Here are a few points to consider:

Did it make sense?

Why did Hermione think it was literature?

Did it make sense?

Why were those people not pirates if they had pirate names?

Did it make sense?

If they had no money, where did Blackbeard get the money to buy the potatoes for the chips?

Did it make sense?

Why was it made a Chinese legend in the end?

Did it make sense?

Do you think I am sane?

Thank you and good day.