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So this chapter is actually quite funny, according to a friend of mine on YouTube. So I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Did I mention, I love 'meet me halfway' by CrimsonRiver808 and 'All the small things' by OntheWingofRavens. Go DRiver fans! :D

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the character's sadly :'(

Timeline: Somewhere in the middle, Doctor knows who she is. X

Changing oppositions.

"Give us the orb," the Judoon ordered, one hand on the orb and the other on the verge of clicking the trigger on his gun.

"Now if you were to say please then I might just think about it," River answered with strong sarcasm to her voice. She snatched the orb from his hands and placed it on her hips, like a rugby ball.

In general, Judoon technology was a dark red or black colour, and most instruments, like the weapon pointed at them, were thick and pen-like. Definitely not people you would want to mess with.

The Doctor, in his normal brown tweed jacket and red bow tie, was literally sweating buckets. He's met the Judoon race before. Last time he met them was briefly at the pandorica opening, were they were with the alliance to imprison him. If they were to scan him or River at that matter, they would kill them.

He raised his arm in the air with his sonic in his hand, and sent really high pitched noises vibrate against the walls. Everyone fell to their knees, hands over ears, trying to block the treacherous sound from deafening them.

"River c'mon let's go," he commanded grabbing her arm to pull her up.

They ran as fast as they could: up the stairs, through the never ending corridors, through the crowded rooms, until they found themselves at a dead end.

There was no escape, the Judoon were right behind them. Thirty of them cornered them with their weaponry…

"Well… This is not good, very not good," The Doctor muttered to himself, putting his hands in the air for surrender. River kicked him from behind gently, unnoticeable to the Judoon.

"Sweetie, this is normally when a very good idea of yours comes in handy," she whispered. The Judoon were now standing right infront of them. If Judoon could laugh the Doctor knows they would be laughing right now, but to his luck they couldn't. He snatched the orb from River and placed it infront of him.

"Step even millimetres closer to me, or my friend, and I'll break it," he affirmed.

One of the Judoon obviously thought he was bluffing, and took a step closer, making River whack to orb to the floor, leaving a sound of smashing glass enter their ears.

Everything turned orange around River and The Doctor, an orange like energy swerving around them, similar to regeneration particles.

"River!" The Doctor said now looking at The Doctor in shock. Asif somebody had just put ants in his pants The Doctor, who was now River, scanned his body now looking petrified.

"But- you- And- MY BODY!" The Doctor shouted, pointing at his now new body.

"Well, this is going to be fun," River joked, winking at him with his own wink.

"We've switched bodies! No, no, no, no, no! Not again." The Doctor panicked, now stroking his new hair. As much as he loved River's incredible, fluffy hair, he didn't think touching it with River's own hands would be so… Awkward?

"Again? You mean this has happened before and I wasn't there to observe. How rude of you not to invite me," River commented now getting used to her new body shape.

"God do I feel silly with these high trousers and braces on," she said now snapping the braces onto her chest. "We've got to take you clothes shopping," she confirmed now looking at The Doctor in the eyes, well her eyes.

"Well, you're not so perfect yourself," he said now arching her eyebrow at him. "I mean, these heels are excruciatingly painful and ... Wait-What-Is-. Oh my god. No. No! Woman part's..." He did not look down on himself, knowing that he would only get distracted very time he did.

"Excuse me! I'm in a male 900 year old time lord and. Oh! Well that's a new feeling," she giggled, now making The Doctor blush. What a weird feeling. Seeing yourself blush.

"Right, we've got to go. Doctor. On my wrist there should be a vortex manipulator-"

And without another word they were back inside the Tardis.

"God it's weird being you. So many part's and hardly used," she teased now moving her hands up and down his thigh.

"Stop it. You're harassing my body," he ordered an octave higher than normal.

Right that's it. Two can play this game, he thought to himself.

"Oh look, I'm River Song. I have my own gun and a PDA and I always carry my precious vortex manipulator," he said in a high voice, attempting to sound like a woman, but failing miserably. River stared at him gobsmacked,

"Hello, I'm the Doctor, I fall over regularly and carry round a screwdriver. But you know what makes it amazing. It's sonic. So I can build cabinets and hear a buzzing noise at the same time. Oh let's now forget my companions. Rule one. They have to be female," River mocked him, now dancing around the Tardis console.

"I always have to make an entrance. Spoilers. Spoilers. Spoilers. I own hallucinogenic lipstick and kiss loads of people. But everybody know that the Doctor's the best," The Doctor replied, while moving closer to River so as they were inches away from each other. In response, he heard River laugh, yet she soon stopped as soon as he made eye contact with her.

The Doctor moved even closer to her to as they were chest on chest,

"Sweetie, as much as I would love to snog your face off right now, it would just be wrong. I'm not going to kiss myself." The Doctor sighed in reply and switched a lever on The Tardis.

"Sweetie why did you have to change us back so soon," River moaned now sitting down on the stairs. "I was quite enjoying being you."

"Well..." He whispered on his way to sit next to River. "If I didn't change you back then I couldn't have done this."

She stared back at him, through his brown, ancient-like eyes and moved up the last half inch so their lips could touch. Softly. Lovingly. They breathed their souls and their love into each other in that kiss. That kiss; hard, but soft; fiery but cool; a split second but also forever. In that one kiss, she then knew what was behind that quirky smile, and it made her love for him grow even more.

So what did you guys think? There was a quote in there that has been used in an actual episode. Would love for you to comment if you know what it is? ;)

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