As Herpo created his first horcux he said "I like Turdholes (turtles)" and poof he became a dancing sunflower with sunglasses, that moved when sound passed it. Meanwhile he Herpo Herpes went on Jeremy Kyle cause some slapper said Herpo fathered her six kids and gave her syphillus and Herpes. Herpo couldn't even spell Father. Jeremy said "Go on spell father." To which with an air of confidence Herpo said "F.A.R.T.H.E.R" SMIRKING AT THE AUDIENCE. No he wasn't the father but Herpo the dark wizard was glad to have spread his love. So Harry and Hermione and Ron were lucky to escape Herpos STDS because they were somewhere or other. Thank God THE END