"What the fuck were you think" exclaimed a villager of the hidden snow.
"What do you mean what was I thinking. I was bored" Taiyou said in a spaced out tone.
"Does boredom constitute wonton destruction" asked other random villager.
"Have you ever had to stare at a ceiling for six hour trying to think what to do" retorted Taiyou.
"What going on" Aisu yelled while she rushed in.
" You sister got 'bored' and decided to raze the school, the hospital, the local building contractor, the fire station and the local prison to 'find something to do'" Yelled the first villagers.
"You both will be expelled from our land" said the village leader.
"Why am I being kicked out' exclaimed Aisu.
"Because you were 'hormonal' last month and destroyed my house" the village leader yelled.
"Blame the demon that you sealed inside of me!" Aisu exclaimed.
"Ooo burn" Taiyou teased.
"VERY FUNNY, that's exactly what most of OUR village is doing RIGHT NOW!" The Elder was not taking no for an answer
"NOW OUT" all the villagers yell
"Ok, bye now" Taiyou said happily while skipping down the road.
"I don't get to clean out my house first" Aisu asked
The villagers then look around shiftily and sang in unison "Whaaaaat hoooouuuuse"
Aisu then proceeded to slap Taiyou across the face with her sword sheath.
"You dickhead! My lifelong collection of Naruto trading cards was in there!" Aisu roared
"So what? You never played with those things anyway, you just stared at the Kisame cards." Taiyou returned
"From now on you will get your ass into line and NOT destroy everything around you for entertainment, IS THAT CLEAR!?" Aisu asked
"It's a bit rusty, but the message got through" Taiyou joked
"Walk down that dirt road, walk out that gate and do what I fucking tell you" Aisu yelled at Taiyou
"Alright, alright Ai" Taiyou said
No more than thirty minutes walking down the road were they bored of walking so Taiyou thought she would lighten the mood by being incredibly annoying.
"Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow the, follow the, follow the, follow the, follow the yellow brick road" Taiyou sang with every step.
"Must you sing that annoying infuriating song constantly" Aisu said coldly.
Taiyou said "Well we have to find some form of entertainment or I will have to start pulling the legs off these ants and imagine that they feel pain"
"Why must you be so destructive Tai" Aisu said boredly
"Come on Aisu, have you ever had fun building something" Taiyou groaned
"Yes I have" Aisu replied bitterly
"Your card collection doesn't count, I meant building something from scratch" Taiyou explained
"I know what you mean, cooking can be such a drag" Aisu agreed
-Off in the distance-
"What was that, is someone calling me" Shikamaru says while looking around cautiously
-Back to the girls-
After several minutes of talking the twins run straight into a wall
Aisu goes "Owww, my face" and Taiyou goes "Oww, my boobs".
"Where did this wall come from?" Aisu asked
Taiyou then says "Weren't you watching where you were going"
"Don't be smart, you ran into the wall too" Aisu replied
Taiyou says "Wow it's so big"
"You're thinking with your pussy at a time like this" Aisu said
"Fine, It is a great piece of rocky stature. Are you happy now" Taiyou said
"Yes I am" Aisu replied, punching the wall.
Nothing happens.
"It's so hard" Aisu says
"So if you do it, it is ok but if I do it you gotta go call the police about" Taiyou said bitchly
"No no no, not like that. Don't you find it strange that there not even a crack in it" Aisu pointed out
"No. You're my girly sister that still a virgin that fantasizes about boys all day. Let me do it" Taiyou replied.
Taiyou then pulls out a metallic gauntlet and concentrates chakra into the gauntlet and unleashes on the wall. Large amounts of dust falls of the wall and one crack size of a CD appears.
"There is something not right with this wall' they both say is unison. The wall then starts rumbling and divides where the crack was made. In the hole that appeared they could only see black. With this new found excitement, Taiyou sprints into the unknown. Aisu, with mixed feeling about the current situation, proceeds cautiously but accelerates to her low-attention span sister. For what seemed like hours Aisu ran down a never ending corridor what also did not help is that see couldn't see and she constantly bump into walls were ever she went. Aisu started to feel the wall trying to find if she missed anything and found a handle. She tried to pull said handle. On her first attempt she heard someone yell "arrrrgggghhh, what the hell are you doing". Aisu unsure of what was going on tried again. 'Too much pain" was the reply. Aisu, believing that she now knew this was no ordinary handle began to use it appropriately "hey that wasn't half bad" she was told. Only now did she realise that it wasn't a handle she had grasped, she screamed and a light was turned on showing her a group of shady people wearing identical clothes. She was gobsmacked when she realised who she had just fondled.
"y-y-you, KISAME!" Aisu yelled all girly and giggly. She looks down to figure out if she is at that stage yet. When she look, Kisame pants were still on. "YOU EXIST' Aisu yelled. Kisame just goes "No shit". Out of nowhere, Aisu hears muffled noise. Then Aisu yells "Shut up Taiyou. Wait Taiyou, where are you?" Taiyou then kicks shady figure in the toes and the world record of the most swear word in one sentence begins.
Then the blue-haired shady figure says "Why must you be so immature Hidan".
Hidan says back "because I am the fucking number one disciple of the god Jashin you motherfucking heatherns".
The Blonde-haired figure says "Don't antagonize him, Konan. You'll make it worse".
Pumpkin-masked shady figure says something like a child "Deidara-sempai, what does antagonize mean?"
Menacing shady figure said "Tobi, do you know what a dictionary is"
Tobi then asked "What's a dictionary Kakuzu"
Teenager looking shady figure says "This is taking too long. Wake me up when this is over"
Then Deidara said "Sasori my man, your impatience amazes me"
Then Tobi asked "what's impatience Deidara-sempai"
A flaming-haired shady figure then appears behind Tobi and cracks him over his head with an encyclopaedia and orders "Sasori, while you're going, take this idiot with you".
Then a shady figure with piercing eyes said "Must you be so harsh on him leader".
The leader replied "The names Pain and yes. If you do not know what a dictionary is, you will be re-educated". "So now that you know how we are as people can't keep identities secret around here, who the fuck are you two" Pain asked.
Taiyou began "Well I…" Aisu grabs pair of socks and shoves them in Taiyou mouth. Aisu says (with constant muffling noise in the background) "We are ninja who have been banished from our homes and we accidently stumbled upon this wall-thingy that may have been your house but seeing as we don't have a home do you have enough room and would be ok if we stay here."
Pain is deep in thought "I don't know about this, how will you benefit us" he asked
Taiyou managing to get rid of sock and says "While I am your go-to ninja for smashing things up"
Then Aisu says "I eviscerate people for breakfast".
Voice from behind her says "Are you being serious about that".
Aisu turns around really quickly and sees a man head protruding from a wall if you can call that a man.
New voice from same location says "How you doing"
Aisu now not afraid of anything because Kisame is here punches strange creature. Strange creature not knowing this is coming gets the full force in the face. Strange creature ejects plant-like mouth from where shoulder would have been and clamps around her head. Aisu hears what see thinks is the darker form of the strange creature call out "Surpriiiiiiiiiise, I am going to you face!"
Pain says from outside yell "Is that any way to treat a guest Zetsu"
Zetsu replies "No, but it is the perfect way to treat dinner"
Then Kisame roared louder "If you eat her, I eat you Zetsu"
Zetsu begin to talk between himself in the plants thing "Hey this could be fun" the darker side said.
"You think being digested in someone's stomach is fun" the lighter side replied.
"That's not what I meant, we get to eat Kisame from the inside" the darker side explained.
"You think we will be alive at that stage" the lighter side said.
"I don't know, we have survived many other things before" the darker side replied.
"You're not thinking straight, you do not know how much digestive juices burn" the lighter side said.
"That just means we will have to eat faster than doesn't it" the dark side remarked.
"What happens if he poisons use first" the light side argued.
"Then we're fucked" the dark side said.
"Then what is your answer than" Pain yelled
Then both said at the same time "Fuck it, She's yours"
Returning to the world of the living, She noticed Taiyou and Kakuzu were missing. She paid no heed as she threw herself into the arms of Kisame and cried. Kisame then hugged back but hugged her around the back of her head. Aisu felt her dreams coming to light but then we it was too late she noticed her oxygen levels fading and she drifted completely out of consciousness. When she work up, she was still wearing all her clothes. (and you thought the lemon started now)
She was lying on a bed though and Kisame was standing by the door to make sure no one came in. She looked towards him and sat up "Thank you for what you have done Kisame" Aisu said.
"Don't mention it. Zetsu not normally that aggressive to people unless it's is dinner" Kisame replied.
"I was almost Aisu sashimi" Aisu exclaimed.
"I didn't mean to make it worse, I just wanted to help" Kisame yelled back.
"I didn't know you were trying to help" Aisu said quietly.
"So how's the weather been" Kisame said.
"Why are you talking about the weather? I almost got eaten.
Kisame then goes "Ok. Umm so then how do you think the current Hokage is doing?"
"Are you serious right now" Aisu said
Kisame cringing said "What sort of music do you like?"
Aisu replied "Alright Kisame, one more chance or I leave the room"
Kisame walks over and sits next to Aisu and grabs her hands and kisses her. Aisu was stunned but did not show it. She sat there immobilized by the sudden action. The feel of lip on lip and the emotion connection between the two shinobi. They both lifted up one hand, put it behind the others head and pushed the other closer. They had some sort of mental connection because everything they did next was perfectly synchronized. They both pushed their tongues to the very edge of their lips. They both felt a sudden jolt of excitement when their tongues met. Aisu pushed Kisame on to the bed, eager to be the ultimate fan girl. The continued pashing for ten minutes while twirling and rolling around. They then opened their eyes and looked into each other's eyes, they could feel each other warmth. Kisame then made an X sigh with his fingers and Aisu nodded her head. Kisame then proceeded to lift up Aisu's top. Aisu heard her heart pounding. She didn't want it to stop. And when her dream were about to come true, the door creak open and Tobi sprinted in. Then Tobi screamed "Kisame, Kisame, Tobi has awesome news".
Kisame being nice asked Tobi what the problem is and Tobi explains the he found Taiyou and Kakuzu and I will repeated with Hidan's words "The were getting frisky in the Akatsuki vault, hot and heavy and connected in all the right places.". Then Aisu in a saddened roar said "How can Taiyou get it before I did". Aisu then rolled off Kisame, hugged a pillow and moved side to side. Kisame knowing the time has passed, bowed with his thanks to Aisu and then proceeded out of the room towards the kitchen. Aisu then lays down and wonders at her new experience and her anger at her little sister at the fact that had sex before her. Aisu closes her eyes and fall asleep.
Kisame, currently in the kitchen, proceeds to make a tuna supreme sandwich. Deidara hanging around kitchen because he was bored tried to make some without clay for a change. He looks over at Kisame fine cuisine and says "Whatcha doing" and Kisame says "Feeling aftermath of being cockblocked".
Deidara then says "ergh, who did it?"
"Tobi. Can you believe that" Kisame replied
Deidara replies "Was not expecting Tobi to be the one to do that"
"Even though it was my first actual time, I was right there, right on the edge of V and not V" Kisame exclaimed
"You were about to go mining for gold?" Deidara asked
"I wasn't at that stage but I was practically there" Kisame explained
"So you were peeling back the orange before you dug into it?" Deidara asked
"Yeah, I was there" Kisame replied.
Deidara asks "Are you feeling all right?"
Kisame replies "That's another thing, no one gets angry at you for asking people if their alright"
Deidara asked "Did you have a rough time of it before you got into it?"
"Yeah, I just… couldn't think of what to say that would advance the plot, so to speak" Kisame explains.
"Well you ended up really good for a first-timer who isn't very good at it now didn't you?" Deidara says.
"At least I now know I have the potential to get to the final round, heh heh." Kisame muses.
"Now go and make another portion of that Tuna Supreme you've got there, give me the recipe and go and have lunch with your girl." Deidara instructed.
"Okay, time to be the awesome and understanding boyfriend, at least that's what I think I have to be now isn't it?" Kisame ponders.
"Just go and converse over the meal" Deidara says.
When Kisame walked back into his room he found Aisu asleep, snoring and a slight amount of drool on the pillow around her mouth. He then looked at the pillow to find it had a picture of him on it. He then understood why he got so far so quickly. Aisu then start to wake up while sniffing and said "Food".
Kisame says "I cook it myself"
Aisu replies " Wow, you can cook"
"I also clean, mow lawns, repair faulty pipes and electrical wiring AND last but not least, I clean pools." Kisame pronounced (like an advertisement)
"Wow your quite the handyman aren't you Kisame?" Aisu teased
"Yes, I can do quite a number of things with my hands, some of which I can show you at a later date." Kisame said
"Whoa Kisame, we only just got together" Aisu interjected
"I meant no offence, if that is what was brought forth, we were going to go all the way and I thought that speaking like this would be okay with you. I thought you would like it." Kisame explained
Aisu sorted her emotions out and replied "I do like it, I love it in fact, but Tobi…"
"Why are you letting that incident with Tobi get in the way, I'll just soundproof the room and lock the door with 3 bolts from top to bottom, there will be NO interruptions this time." Kisame brought forward
"Okay then handyman, show me your finer talents" Aisu said
Kisame then bolted the door, from top to bottom and cast a special jutsu developed solely by him for such an occasion which completely soundproofed the room, he even set off an explosion in the room to catch Deidara's attention but no answer came.
The two newfound lovers then proceeded to begin where they left off.
Aisu was on top of Kisame. Kisame began to proceed as before but with a newfound speed. He hasten because he did not want to be interrupted even know he could not be interrupted. Aisu had no problem with this as this is what she wanted for so long. After peeling off the top layer Kisame then proceeded to bring freedom to the great gummies of girliness (sp?) but then Kisame stops and asks Aisu " Why do you where wrappings around your breasts?".
Aisu replies "So they don't get in the way when I fight"
"Oooooo" Kisame replies
"And so that most male attention is diverted from me to my sister when shopping" Aisu added
"Well you have my full attention now, let me just, relieve you of those bindings" Kisame said
Kisame then began to unwrap the bandages but they got tangled in no time so he used one of his most unique attributes to counteract this, he began using his shark-like teeth to tear at the bandages and finally release them in all their bouncy, squishy and shiny glory. Then he realizes that she is still wearing a bra.
"Unfair" Kisame said sadly
"You can undo it, It is simple" Aisu replied
Kisame then starts to undo the bra, fumbles with it and goes "Fuck it" and rips it apart and throws it away.
"Hey, now you owe me a new one" Aisu exclaimed
Kisame as a reply goes and kisses Aisu while flipping her over. Aisu squeals at the sudden movement and Kisame uses that opportunity to get his tongue in Aisu's mouth. They continue to make-out until they have to pull away for breath. After that Aisu tugs on Kisame's top signalling him to take it off. Kisame remembering his conversation with Deidara from earlier now knows he has achieved victory. He grabs Aisu's hands and guides them to the bottom of his shirt. Aisu then proceeds to slide it clean off Kisame. Kisame aches his back so she can achieve this. Kisame then presses his gut against hers and then gingerly places his hands on her breasts and rotates them in opposite directions. Aisu wasn't but should have been expecting this, and due to the sudden sensation, moans at a rather loudly. Kisame then muffles her cries with his. Aisu had never felt like this and now knows how hard nipples can get. She then pushes Kisame off her, throwing him into mass confusion. Aisu then undoes her belt and takes it off. Kisame now understanding what's going on, grabs her pants by the ankles and pulls them off. Kisame was about to take her underwear off before he was stopped.
Kisame then says "What gives?"
Aisu replies with "I can't be the only naked one can I?"
Kisame goes "Oh, right" and strips his pants off in one sweep. Aisu then realizes he was not as muscly as she thought he was. Aisu then points out that "You looked a lot stronger on the trading cards"
"That's what Photoshop and make-up does to you" Kisame replies
"You wore make-up?" Aisu asks
"It was part of the contract that I had signed previous, I couldn't refuse" Kisame explains
Aisu asked "You had to sign a contract."
Kisame replied "Yes I did but Photoshop ain't got nothing on this". Kisame then removes his boxers to reveal his 'harpoon'. Kisame then goes "I call it Kisamehada".
Then Aisu says "I believe we have met before".
"Would you like to reintroduce yourselves" Kisame replies.
"Don't mind if I do" Aisu says back.
Aisu begins researching-
Jiraya:"HEY THAT'S MY LINE"
-the exterior of the male penis. She began to slightly squeeze, rub, stroke and fondle it.
"Looking to join the cult of the dick are you" Kisame said lustfully. Aisu replies with "I don't know, maybe later."
The more she manipulated his weapon of war, the more he lost his voice in a quivering haze. Aisu began to pick-up the pace then Kisame said "Woah, woah, woah, if you keep going like that, it will be over before it begins".
"And when does it begin" Aisu replied seductively.
Kisame replied "Right about now". Kisame then moves Aisu's underwear to the side and plunges into her. Aisu screams in sudden pain but that changes to a sound of immense enjoyment and pleasure. Kisame still believing the situation is ok, began to pound into her. Aisu felt slightly uncomfortable but the over-amount of pleasure prevented her from receding. This continued for about twenty minutes until Kisame slipped and fell out and Aisu sat up. Then Kisame asked "Is something wrong?"
Then Aisu said "Position change, now".
"To what" Kisame asked.
"To something were I'm in control" Aisu replied.
"What did you have in mind" Kisame replies.
"I don't know. I thought you would suggest something' Aisu explained. Kisame then proposed she feels what the top feel like. So they twisted around for a bit of a joy ride. Aisu asked "Is this going to hurt like hell on re-entry".
Kisame says "It shouldn't. It's only supposed to happen once".
Aisu said "I'm trusting you on this one"
Aisu very slowly lower herself until she is in the right spot then she dropped. As she did this she realized the pain was only for the first moment. Then she began to bounce on his dick, enjoying every vibration and shockwave. They were going at such speeds, it was like a piston in a roaring engine. Both Aisu and Kisame were making ear-splitting noise. Aisu pounded harder and Kisame kept bucking his hips in time with Aisu. Sweat was glistening off both of them and with an earth-shattering cry, they came simultaneously. Aisu then fell off Kisame, slipped and fell on the floor. Kisame went to help her out and rolled over, went to get out of bed, tripped over Aisu and knocked himself out. Aisu knowing the situation to be incredibly awkward dealt with it and fell asleep.
Thank you for ready and opinions will be welcomes