Me: I'm Back!

Nix: Oh Fudge not again.

Me: Shut it!

Nix: Your Mama shut it!

Me: Before I go all ninja like on Nix-

Nix: -snorts- As if!

Me: As I was saying -glares at Nix- I want to dedicate this chapter to Animala Swan!

Nix: That is AMAZING!

Me: What?

Nix: THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY LIKES YOUR PIECE OF CRAP!

Me: You freaking, Hobo! Prepare to die!

Nix: Like you would kill you own character! Especially your favorite!

Me: You? My Favorite? -Chuckles- That is so messed up!

Nix: Yes, Yes it is.

Me: Tea and biscuits?

Nix: Biscuits and Tea!

Me: Tea and Biscuits!

Nix: Biscuits and Tea!

Me: -glare-

Nix: -glare-

Shade: Hey! Hey! No need to fight! Sheesh...umm, before I decide to get the heck out of here, I'm going to save you from their big dramatic cat fight scene (again), and say, Welcome to chapter 2 of -dramatic voice- The Real Tri-Wizard Tournament!

Me: -to Nix- Get him?

Nix: Get him!

Shade: Now, Now...girls...put the pitch forks down..were all buds right? -laughs nervously- Right? -to himself- I knew butting in was risky...-runs off-

Me: Nice!

Nix: Grr!

Me: You did not just growl at me!

Nix: Oh yes I did!

Me: GRRR!

Shade: -whispers- I tried to help...

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Maximum Ride! Yay! CARNIVAL TIME!

Chapter 2

Charles Howard Waltz was extremely nervous. If he messed this up, he would be taken out of this world for good.

He shivered. It was definitely not the time to think like that. He walked cautiously down the hobble stone streets and tried his best to blend in, though Charles failed miserably, seeing as he was in muggle clothes.

He was looking for a girl. A girl with long blond hair, startlingly bright green eyes that looked dazed and a tall, skinny body. A girl named Luna Lovegood.

Luna Lovegood was an eccentric girl, who at first glance, people thought was slightly unnerving. Charles didn't blame anyone for thinking that, heck, the girl talked about non-existent creatures! What the heck were Nargles anyway?

Charles didn't know, nor did he care. He had a mission to accomplish and if he didn't, well, there would be hell to let loose.

The director was a scary woman. She knew everything he didn't tell her and that it self is enough to make anyone have nightmares.

This woman could make grown men cry. There was scary, downright scary and then there was scarier than hell. This woman was all three mixed with evil and a sweet, fake voice that would make lions back down. Charles had no doubts this woman could take over the world one day.

She could tell when he was lying, know what he didn't say, knew every detail about his life and he had no secrets with her, in fact nobody had secrets with the director. Nobody.

That was just too damn scary to think about.

Charles snapped out of his thoughts and sighed. He needed to sit down.

Charles ended up at an ice cream parlor and for the heck of it, bought some for himself.

As he ate his Chocolate pistachio ice cream he thought about the whole damn mess he got sucked into.

X FLASHBACK X

"Charles Howard Waltz." The Director Looked at him and he nodded, afraid to say anything that might get him fired or worse, killed, knowing the armed guards behind him.

"I have a job for you. An very important job. You think you can handle it?" She held direct eye contact with him, daring him to deny.

"Yes, ma'am" Charles replied.

"Yes, Ma'am what?" She barked at him.

"Yes, Ma'am I think I can handle it," and so nothing happened he added an extra, "Ma'am" at the end.

It seemed to work and the Directed smiled a dazzling smile at him, though her eyes were filled hungrily with revenge.

"I like you. It would be such a shame if you messed up, you see, this job is very important and if you can't accomplish it, I'll make sure you won't be able to see your precious family again ." she laughed a cold, chilling laugh as if they were not discussing his fate.

Charles throat tightened at the mention of his family. His wife meant a lot to him and She and Charles had gone through tough situations. His wife Jasmine was his best friend and Charles loved her more than anything and he was sure he wouldn't be able to function properly if something happened to his wife and then there was his beautiful daughter, Sharlotte.

"I need you to get someone for me. A rather young friend." by the slight curl of her lips, Charles knew she wasn't planning play dates anytime soon for her 'young friend.' "I need you to take a trip to London. No Questions asked."

She then proceeded to give him a detailed description of the girl he was to bring back. He listened intently to every word she said and when she was done, he stood up and went to get started on the special mission immediately.

X FLASHBACK X

Charles was brought back to reality when he felt someone tap him lightly on the shoulder. He jumped and turned around.

Behind him was a girl with long blond hair, dazed green eyes and a tall, skinny body.

This girl fit the Directors description perfectly and Charles smiled victoriously.

Now all he had to do was lead the girl to the meeting spot and he could go back to his wife.

While he had wandered back into his thoughts, the girl, Luna was talking about Nargels.

"...Their really quite eccentric." She was saying and Charles nodded like he understood every word she was saying.

In reality, he was thinking on how to get Luna to go with him to the meeting spot, but as it soon turns out, he didn't have too, as Luna started pulling him between the wand shop and the pet shop, the place on which he had agreed to meet with the girl.

When Charles had asked for someone to meet him there, so they could help bring the girl, he hadn't expected the Director herself.

There she was in all her red-headed glory, standing there with a slight smirk on her face, as if thinking of a inside joke.

Grabbing Luna's right wrist, tightly, Charles hauled her toward the Director, staying a few feet away, as not to get in her personal space.

Luna smiled as she saw the Director and said, in a rather dreamy voice, "Are you the one the Nargels told me about? I thought I ate too much pudding when they said I was going on an adventure for a year..." She trailed off and Charles was slightly shocked, when he saw a flicker of surprise cross the Directors face.

Recovering rather quickly, the Director smiled warmly, (Imagine, Charles thought, she was incapable of smiling so warmly)

Without warning, the Director snatched Luna's hand, pulled out a smooth, slender stick and pointed it at Charles, muttering the word, "oblivate." before walking away, leaving Charles with no memory of how to get home.

Poor Charles.

Me: Meh, this chapter sucked. But not to worry! The plot is coming soon! Real soon!

Nix: You're a hamburger bun

Me: Your mama's a hamburger bun

Nix: You dare insult my mama? YOU DARE INSULT MY MIGHTY MAMA?

Me: -squeaks- I think I might have crossed the line.

Nix: You didn't just cross it, you double crossed it!

Me: ...?

Nix: Never ming...-sigh-

Me: Hey! Look it's 1:10 am!

Nix: -jumps on My back- Their coming! Their coming! Hightail it home! HIGHTAIL IT HOME!

Me: -creped out- Ummm, Why?

Nix: Shhh! Do you hear that?

Mysterious thing: I NEED CHOCOLATE MILK!

Nix: HIGHTAIL IT! HIGHTAIL IT! Dammit, HIGHTAIL IT!

Mysterious thing: I'm coming for you Nix, I'm coming for you very soon...

Nix: LET'S GO! GO! GO!

Me: For Once I agree! Grab the platypus!

Nix: OK! JUST HIGHTAIL IT HOME!

Me: -runs off with Nix-

Shade: Ok, you can quit it Cooper, nice costume by the way.

Mysterious thing: CHOCOLATE MILK!

Shade: Cooper?

Mysterious thing: CHOCOLATE MILK!

Shade: Oh shit! Hey, NIX WAIT UP! -Steals donut & chases after Nix-

Cooper: Oh my gosh! Dude, did you see Shade's face? Sweet!

Mysterious thing: CHOCOLATE MILK!

Cooper: Oh, yeah, sorry dude -tosses Chocolate milk- drink up!

Mysterious thing: R&R!