A/N: Because of the many lovely reviews I have received for this story I thought I should continue. Also because I think it might annoy you Hannabanana, if you want ultimatepencilsharpener to get off fan fiction try getting a real account. (by the way this is set just after eclipse)

'Erm Bella…. What exactly are you trying to say?' Edward asked, his brow furrowed and his eyes alight with confusion,
'What I'm trying to say is that you need to loosen up more, you are always so serious! I mean, when Aro was making out with a Llama, you were the only one trying to spoil all the fun and tell him it was a Llama, try to loosen up a little and it will make life better for everyone.' I was surprised that it had taken Edward so long to understand me; I had thought my letter had been clear enough. It was lucky that I was so good at writing these letters because I had no other way I could to communicate with Edward.
'Why didn't you just say that my love,' Edward murmured softly, 'it would have saved you a lot of time, when we could be doing other things…' he said seductively as he moved closer towards me,
'Well Edward, my letter was not the bearer of only that message, if you look closely it is a complicated love octagon of vampire, girl, wolf, wolf, boy, llama, snakeface, boy love with subtle mention of house-elf/ Gollum attraction.' Edward raised his eyebrows with his classic wow, my girlfriend is insane look on his face and I knew he was about to say something sceptical when the door burst open;

'Jake!' we both exclaimed 'what the hell are you doing here?'
'What?' he asked, a hurt look crossing his beautiful russet coloured face, 'can't a guy drop in on the love of his life and their gorgeous fiancé just to say hi?'
'As touched as we are by that sentiment, we were kinda in the middle of something here…' I was confused by Jacob's sudden warmth towards Edward, I mean sure, I was glad they didn't seem to be fighting gorgeous? That was pushing it a little too far…
'Don't worry Bella, I'll be out of your hair soon, I just need to talk to Eddie – I mean Cullen – in the other room for a moment'
Edward and Jake exchanged soulful glances while a sudden idea came to mind,
'Okay, have fun you two, I'll be right back… I just need to do something…'
I rushed upstairs as the two of them exchanged confused, yet soulful looks yet again.

5 and a half minutes later

I came back down stairs with another letter in my hand, I heard lots of movement coming from the kitchen and entered to find both Edward and Jacob out of breath, I hoped they hadn't been fighting…. I handed them the letter,
'I think we all need to talk'

-start of letter-

Bella: You had better explain right now.

Edward: Ok, it's not what it looks like….

Bella: WHAT! You both have no shirt on, and your in bed together! HOW IS THIS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Edward: You make fair point…

Jacob: Shut up Edward, just tell her what happened.

Edward: Well, we were walking down the street when suddenly this vampire came! It lunged at us! The only weapon we had on us was our shirts, so naturally I ripped them off and strangled the vampire…..Then out of no where! This ice demon attacks and blows snow on us! We almost froze to death! So the obvious thing to do was to get into bed together.

Bella: The obvious thing to do? So the first thing you thought is, "I'm cold, I know! I'll jump into bed with Jake"

Edward: Because our body heat is like a heater and with two people it would up warm faster, god Bella I though you of all people know that.

Bella: Both logic and science have taken a serious hit today. Not to mention the big question of, how were either of you cold?

Jacob: this is obviously a lot for her to take in …..

Bella: How. Can. You. Possibly. Expect. Me. To. Believe. That. Story.

Edward and Jacob: We don't.

Jacob: But luckily I had my IPhone and recorded the whole thing.

Edward: You were recording while I was killing demons?

Jacob: Well…yeah I had a feeling that once you ripped my shirt off, that no one would believe this story unless we showed them.

Edward: actually, your right good thinking.

Bella: Okay…let me see it then.

-All watch movie-

Bella: Wow! It actually happened! Sorry Edward for accusing you of cheating with my male were-wolf best friend.

Edward: That's okay Bella you just have to trust me sometimes.

Bella: and sorry Jake, for accusing you too

Jacob: Its okay, oh I almost forgot Sam wanted to talk to you about something

Bella: okay, TTFN and sorry again.

Edward: She gone?

*Jacob looks down the hall*

Jacob: Yep

Edward: Let me see it again, wow how did you make it!

Jacob: its amazing what you can do with Photoshop, movie maker, glue and flour

Edward: Flour?

Jacob: Don't ask.

-end of letter-

'You think we've been doing what?'

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