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AN: It's been a while! Well thanks to those who actually review, i think they're three of you? Well it's better than zero right? Please review instead of just putting me on story alert and favorite story. Not cool homies. LOL.
Straight to the story.
I hate that I Love you.
Chapter 2 – My hate, your pants.
BPOV
If I could die now, I whish I actually did! It was worse enough that i just found out that my dad was secretly dating my friends mother. And now im standing half naked in front of my best friends older brother who happened to be the most arrogant person on this planet! Edward was smirking at boy and me, did i want to wipe that smirk with my bare hands.
"I said what are you doing in my bedroom!" I said through my teeth. Edward was just only wearing his boxes, shirtless. Ignoring the fact that he looked toned i grabbed a pair of shorts as my face was heating up.
"You dick! i said what are you doing in my bedroom" I said getting angry because he was just laughing at me. Before I can even get another word or attempt to plumber his face Alice was in the doorway rubbing her eyes.
"Why is there a lot of shouting, if you guys don't know i was sleeping" Alice said still half asleep.
"Well i wasn't the one shouting, it was Miss moody pants here" Edward gestured to me then started laughing at the gesture i gave him instead. If only i could wipe that smile off.
"Alice he was in my bed!" I said pointing at Edward.
"Hay! It was Alice that said i could sleep here" Edward resting his arms behind his head and plopping down the mattress.
"Edward, i said you can get a blanket from Bella's room so you can S-L-E-E-P on the C-O-U-C-H" Alice said shaking her head before giving me a apologetic look.
"Well i think i herd you wrong, besides you both wouldn't want to welcome a visitor and force him to sleep on that very uncomfortable couch will you?" Edward asked looking at both of us. All he got from me was a glare and he knew that his persuasion would work on his younger sister.
"Hell no, your not a visitor you're just a nuisance. Your lucky your sleeping on the couch cause ill rather you sleep with Mrs. Herron's ten cats outside." I said looking him up and down.
"Well Mrs. Moody pants, you don't own this place if you didn't notice Alice does too. And im sure you never stopped thinking about sharing a bed with me have you?" He said laughing at my blush.
"Stuff you Cullen, I'll rather lick a snail then touch you, " I said pulling the pillow under his head and blanket from his feet " That's mine, get your own." I said poking my tongue out.
"My sweet, Isabella I know it's hard for you to say it, but who couldn't resist this. I know you think about me, It's all over your face love." Edward said gesturing towards his body.
"Oh please, someone kill me. Edward don't make me puke inside my own mouth. Maybe you're just stupid because I don't want to get a disease or anything. "
"That's funny because two minutes ago you just fully gave me a hand job-"
"BOTH OF YOU'S SHUT THE HELL UP! IF YOU BOTH CANT HAVE ONE MINUTE OF PEACE AROUND HERE ILL THROW YOU BOTH OUT, AND I MEAN IT! What happened years ago was a silly thing! Act your age!" Alice was fuming she looked pissed. I looked to Edward who looked shocked himself.
"Alice it wasn't even me-" I said before i stopped because if her look could murder i would properly be in heaven right now or hell sine Edward and i were in the same room.
With that, Alice gave us another meaningful stare before walking back to her room.
Gripping the blanket and pillow in my arms i glared at Edward.
"Don't think you win, Edward," I said sneering at him.
"I did. You groped me, why don't you do it again?" He said wriggling his eyebrow.
"You're disgusting." I said flipping him the bird before storming out to the couch.
" I LOVE YOU TOO." He shouted.
"EAT MY SHIT-" I shouted before Alice screamed from her room.
"SERIOUSLY IF EAITHER OF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD, BOTH OF YOU'S WILL WAKE UP WITH NO TOES" Alice's scream for a small figure was a bit petrifying.
"Yeah Bella's toes i bet are too hard-" Edward said before we both screamed his name to shut-up.
Turning and twisting trying to make myself comfortable on the couch seemed impossible. I hated him and i hated him in my bedroom. Knowing Edward he would find something in there that he would taunt me about like he did when we were younger... Sighing with frustration i forced my eyes shut and into sleep.
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I was half a sleep when i felt something wet and warm on my face. It smelt good. I slightly stretched yawning then i touched something warn and hot on my chest. Before i could figure it out, Edward was chuckling from the kitchen and what was on my chest was a piece of fried eggs and bacon. My hands were in fists.
"Edward your very mature." I said through my teeth. Before throwing the eggs and bacon at him and rubbing my face. That caused Edward to explode to a laughing fit as my hand had hit a sloppy liquid on my face.
"E-D-WA-RD!" I screamed before lunging for him.
Jumping from the couch I grabbed the spoon on the table and took off running after him through the corridor. Edward was faster compared to my slow two left feet barely compared to his speed. With the spoon in my hands I threw it before he locked himself in the bathroom. Gasping for air I tried to push the door before banging on it.
"Edward you can't stay in there all day, you have to face me sometime" I said putting my ear on the door. I could hear feet shuffling and then the water running.
"Nope, you are going to kill me with a spoon. And that's not how I pictured my death" Edward said over the water. I grunted not answering. I stood still trying to listen to what he was doing. The cupboards were closed and shut before the toilet was flushed.
"Well up to you, I don't mind if you locked yourself in. I can live my life peacefully without you" I said shaking my head. I made my way back to kitchen. On the table were eggs, bacon and toast. Assuming the food was his I ate it with juice form the fridge. Clearing the table before heading to my room to change.
Quickly putting my work clothes on and making sure I did have a bra on. Getting ready had to be the best thing I could do. It wasn't I could make myself look absolutely good it was I can get my clothes on, perfume, do my hair and shoes on in less then 2 minutes. During high school the girls and me would race to get our gear on in the changing room during PE and I would always win.
Hearing a loud bang, I remembered that Edward was still in the bathroom. I needed to go to the bathroom. Grabbing my bag and wallet I made my way towards the bathroom.
"Edward, I need to go to the toilet" I said knocking on the door.
"Nope, sorry not falling for that" Edward said before turning the tap on.
"Edward, im serious no games I really need to go." I said shaking as I herd the tap that was running. It was making me wanting to pee even more.
"Isabella, you can do better than that." He said chuckling
"EDWARD. I need. To go, im going to wet myself if you don't open this bloody door." I said pushing on the door. I needed to go and he was playing rubbish games with me. There was a long pause before I herd the lock open and before i could push myself in he came out before closing the door and blocking me.
"What the hell, Edward I need to go!" I said trying to push him away, which was a big fail because he didn't move.
"On one condition." He said with a smirk.
Oh god. I need to pee. My legs were crossed and my face was beyond the color red.
"I not in the mood for games." I said gritting my teeth.
"You can go just have to promise on one condition." He said. I didn't give a damn about what it was I needed to go before I humiliate myself in front of him.
"Yes, whatever." I said trying to push myself forward.
"No say promise" He said pushing me back. Grunting and hopping around I nodded my head.
"Promise-ee, yes-s I promise." I said before pushing myself, stumbling and shutting the door. It was a good sensation after peeing, I sighed before hearing Edward laughing out the door.
"Feels good Isabella?" Edward voice on the other side of door.
"Edward shut-up, don't talk to me when im peeing" I said still
"Okay, ill be right out here, waiting" He said tapping on the door.
"Edward?"
"Yes, Isabella?"
"Shut up" I said.
Taking my time, I washed my hands, face and teeth. I then checked my face and moisturized before opening the door to Edward leaning against the door.
" I didn't know you find the sound of me peeing such a turn on" I said stepping away. Edward's hands were on my arms pulling me back.
"I believe you have a promise to fulfill Isabella." Edward's hand still gripping my shoulders.
" You said I just had to promise, not for anything in particular" I said shrugging before walking away.
"Oh no you don't" Edward said before I was once again pulled back now against the wall.
"Edward what the hell, are you doing?" I said trying to tear my arms away.
"You promised remember, that one condition to go to the bathroom." Edward said gripping my arms to my side.
"Well you can let go of my arms Mr. Police." I said galling at him. He looked at how close we were before letting me go. Edward now stepped back looking me up and down before that annoying smirk came back.
"What? What's your very important one condition?" I said crossing my arms.
Edward was looking at me, as if he was trying to figure out how I would react. His hands were in his hands and then leaning back on the wall he said what he wanted as his own promise.
" Kiss me." He said smirking.
He was leaning against the wall with a smirk on his face. Shaking my head I knew what game he was playing.
"Ok" I said knowing that was not what he was expecting.
"Really?"
"No, you idiot." I said shaking my head before throwing my head back and laughing at his expression.
"Task, Task, Isabella" He said grinning. "That's not all my proposal is. I recall you specially said that you would rather lick a snail than touch me." He said slowly.
My face had gone pale and my hands were shaking. He was playing with my own words and he knew it by the look on my face.
"Where's your snail?" I said looking at him. Now he was the one laughing before taking me to the laundry room. Two can play his game and I wasn't going to back down. On laundry bench was one snail.
"Kiss me or lick the snail." He said pointing at the snail that seemed like trying to escape as fast as he could, which was very slow.
Turning around grabbing his hands and putting his hands on my wait I pulled him close. Putting my right foot behind his left, I put my hand on the snail behind his back.
"I'll rather kiss you Edward." I said looking at his lips.
Edward seemed surprised and for the first time in this century had nothing to say. Just where I wanted him I grabbed the snail from behind. Leaning to his lips, my hand had the snail glided down his back.
"Oh wow, you like hot do you" Edward said pulling me close. Before his lips were an inch from mine. My hand was near his backside and with my other hand around his was it stuffed the snail down his pants.
"Oaf." Edward stumbled back and falling on the floor on his backside.
"Oh my god. Edward are you alright?" I said blinking innocently at him on the floor.
"Bella did I anyone ever tell you your are witch?" Edward said wincing on the ground.
"Oh shut up, old man does your back hurt that bad?" I asked giggling at his face.
"Yeah cause your hands were groping my back just before you had bi-polar" Edward said who was looking at me from the floor.
"Ha ha ha. Very funny, enjoy your day" I said before heading out.
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