Episode 1: "Hide and Seek in Pallet Town"
SUMMARY
Shawn: what means that "Chris is still asleep and I have to read this summary?" Oh, for a thousand salmon of Mississippi! Ahem .. the last, that is the first episode of Reality To all PKMNT ..
A luxury cruise ship docked in Vermilion, sending straight into the jaws of Chris 51 poor people: those who have enjoyed the trip by drinking coconut on deck, who combined an ocean of trouble during the catering service, who is shirking mixing board the cast ... everyone, including that poop of my brother (Seijii), have had to overcome the "preliminary test"-to reach Pallet Town with its own means.
The classic "dude of the moment" (Kyle) has shuttled in limousine his new playmates, the typical "leader of the next door" (Azusa) has urged its 5 to hoe the land of a curmudgeonly old to get a free ride aboard a Charizard named CLYDE and finally 31 have enjoyed a trip on a cart moving house, 2 came from nowhere and a trio final was lost to New Bark Town!
Today it promised a revival that anything nice for our "heroes". Not to mention the rest of the day! After a night to digest the poisonous mushrooms of Vileplume .. back to face the first challenge ... Total Drama Pokèmon Tour!
CODE
Mom and dad are now in Pallet ...
I expect 51 weeks of "wonderful" coming and going.
All on the plains of Kanto ..
for a season by a heart attack and blood boiling!
I Wanna beeee Famous!
Over the skies of adventure overall,
I expected to experience fear!
Team Rocket does not scare me, I'm the one who leads all ..
will be my glory to squirt at light speed!
I Wanna Beeee Famous!
..
Nope ..
I Wanna Be, I Wanna Be ..
I want to be FAMOUS!
I wanna be, I wanna Be ...
I WANNA BE FAMOUS!
Nanananananannananannanannaaa.
PALLET HOME-BASED-TIMES 9.00
All: rooonf .. zzzz .. zzz .. fiiii ...
Diezel you're ready, Clyde? A good flame!
Clyde: CHARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD! FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAM! (uses Fire Blast and makes the earth burnt of dormitories)
Diezel: ah, good job! A warm awakening!
All (slightly charred, some more, some less): Oo fssss ...
Beth: What kind of way to wake people up.
Lester: woo! I look like a burnt toast! Really CRAZY!
Garry (only one not to have been burnt because ..): zz .. but what happened? Smell toast.
Oh,thinking about toast,I believe that breakfast is soon being prepared.
Owen: BREAKFAST! BREAKFAST!
BREAKFAST
Owen: What's good about this morning? Astound me, Chef!
Chef: "Togepi's omelette ".
Beth and Sunday: EH .. *
Bridgette: Togepi Omelets? But it's downright cruel!
Katie: snifff * .. I can not eat them.
Sadie: but Togepi are so cuuuute,whyyyyyyyyy ..?
Klemens: and stop flea, chickens, they are just dead now.
Katie and Sadie: Oh!
Owen: It is something a little 'cruel .. but .. yum .. munch .. mucnh cruk crak ..
Katie and Sadie: BLL?
Beth: oh .. plop!
Leonard: ambulance!
Mayko: For me I'm going to puke ..
Duncan: How many stories .. bah! .. Let crunk crak .. YUCK! But they are shell!
Chris: Obviously, Shark Diaper, we could just do it with the shells of Togepi!I don't want those GreenPokèmon movements seeking me..on my back. Too more than usual.
Klemens: the ration of Alcatraz was a hundred times better.
Leshawna: yo, but how you talk? You look like a lifer.
Klemens: (!) No, no .. me .. I? (Look innocent and "pure")
Leshawna: sorry, sweetie, I must be mistaken! Will.
Klemens: does not matter .. (KEHEH!)
Noah: get over the "Breakfast" and let's get down to brass tacks, Chris. What is the first challenge of the season?
Chris: A Hide and Seek.
Alejandro: What's Next?
Sierra: Let's see if he was lying as usual .. no,he's not lying!
Cody: yu-huu, Chris has finally become human!
Chris: Hide and Seek,you got it perfectly,men...but this time the hiders are 5 of my "friends". You need to find them! The first 5 between 51 of you who will find them,will receive a special reward!You'll have to seek:
-the spitting fire buddy
or ..
-the firing water dude
or ..
-the whiping-green boy
or ..
-the scale lightning thing
or ..
-the poison biting, flee and poison friendish!
Win the competition and will receive a prize soooo special!
You can arrange as you like, it's enough you catch them (may be hidden among the houses of Pallet or in the tall grass at the edge of town), coax them there (anything goes) and then catch them! Arrange as you like.
And now go, indomitable! Gotta Catch 'em all!
Noah: and we hope to get something, not .. to take from them .
RED HOUSE
Harold: So .. poke ball, pokemon food, pokèdetector and my nose like a perfect hunter: has it all!
Heather: Oh, but where? Can there be anything?
Leshawna: you can know what you're looking for?
Heather: something to put on my is totally out if thinks that I'll stay 304 days bald in front of half the world!
Leshawna: hahaha! That's true!
Heather: What's so funny?
Lester: why not try with a cap? I found this .. and he's like a glove! "I'm Lester, labeled Red, and I come from Pallet Town. My dream is to become the greatest coach of all time! ".
Leshawna and Heather: ..
Lester: how was it? Too stereotyped, perhaps?
Bridge: speculative attitude .. very interesting..scrib Scrib.
Heather here, found it! .. Well better than nothing.
BLUE'S HOUSE
GROUND-FLOOR-
Alejandro: So .. going to squirtle logic should be in the blue house .The question is "where exactly?".
Leanne: perhaps in the umbrella stand?
KJ: shht, do not spare your moves with the enemy!
Leanne: Thanks, big man .. a very useful straight .What's your name?
KJ: M-my? .. Uh .. no .. my name is Kleran Keran Kiran .. no .. no .. um ... Kerry Jason ... no, uh ..
Leanne: I will call you simply KJ, uh-uh!
KJ: .. (blush) o-o-k. What's is instead your name ...?
Leanne: Leanne Luvdisk, for friends Leanne.
KJ: Leanne .. * such a heavenly name.
Leanne: KJ isn't bad,too. Shall come?
KJ: ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ w-where?
Leanne: but upstairs, silly.
KJ: u-upstairs * O.O * '?
Leanne: sure ..
KJ: r-right! ** Uh (turns purple)
Leanne: problems, big man? Look we just look a squirtle, not designing a spacecraft, hee-hee!
KJ: ah .. *I Believed.. no, pretend nothing *!
Leanne: bien bien .. (leahahah) come?
KJ: soon.
CONFESSIONAL
KJ: Konk .. Alas, I knew this place wasn't enough large for me .. That Leanne .. too good . From where I come from, the tough neighborhoods of the Bronx, there aren't dolls like her! She 's really beautiful .. * But I think I'd look terrible.
Leanne: KJ is the classic Colossus from the Heart Gold and what a .. giant! Handsome, muscular, a little 'shy and infantile . What he had realized before? Lihihihih! Really funny! My countless suitors are always so boring .. Unlike him, however it seems.
FIRST-FLOOR-
Tracey: keep looking! Must necessarily jump off something!
Mousse: uhm .. maybe here?
James: and in the trash bin?
Tracey: no. Incompetents ..
Kelsey: Hey, I found something!
Tracey: yes?
Kelsey: I found a beautiful ribbon for hair! Give to think about the fact that is at the home of a male.
Tracey: idiot, it's not important! Ah, all you are just useless.
Kelsey: maybe it's a clue!
Tracey: a ribbon hair .. a clue? Ahahahah!What a Pity . Almost brain my older sister has ...
KJ: So you've already checked above? There is nothing, right?
Tracey: But you have not heard? .. Wait! What are you guys doing here?
Mhhhh! Mhhh mhhh ..! .. Mmm
Leanne: you've heard a mysterious sound,too?
Tracey comes from the bed .In stirs there's something under the covers!
Kelsey: perhaps squirtle!
KJ: raise the blanket .. 1-2-3! FWUMP!
Geoff (they are making out): mhh .. hhh ... I adore my Bridgetty.
Bridgettina: me too about you, Booby-googy! Mhhh .. mhh ..
All: O.O
KJ: Sorry..Leanne, back to the ground floor!
Leanne: willingly.
Tracey: But you're making out on the bed of Blue?
Geoff: This bed is very comfortable! WOW!
Bridgette: and smells of lavender! Sniiif! Very good!
Tracey. _. oh my God. _. I imagine his face if he saw what on hell you are doing in HIS home, in HIS room, in HIS bed!
Bridgette (neither she nor Geoff they are listening to Tracey ): mhh mhh
Geoff: mm mm ..
Tracey: rrrr .. I'm just losing time with you! Farewell Slam!
Mousse: but every now and then take a cup of chamomile is not it?
GREEN HOUSE
DJ: I did not know that there was also the home of Green.
Azusa: Yeah, unfortunately for her, the girl has been knocked off in later versions of the game!
Mayko: what a sucker! Only the real stars like me deserve a dedication in a video game!
Bridge: for that has already been published.U.U
Mayko: eh? You say you * REALLY *?
Bridge: My thesis can not be postponed.
Courtney: They made a video game about Total Drama Starship and I did not have even reported? And the rights of Copyright? I have to make a call .Come with me, Duncan!
Duncan: is it really necessary? Ugh ..
Leonard: I accidentally nicked on board the SS Anne (since I've been fired unjustly ) a copy of the game.
Mayko: hurry, hurry! Let me see it! NOW.
Leonard: mais oui, bien .. voici Trez!
Mayko: There is a console upstairs! Zoom!
Leonard: At least there are the out of court for a few seconds.
!
DJ: Mayko!
Azusa: all upstairs!
CHAMBER OF GREEN
DJ (opens door): Here we are, zak zak zak Mayk ..! (Gets hit by leaf blade) ouch!
Bulbasaur: saur! Zak zak zak zak zak!
Mayko: ouch! Ahu! Cut to die for!
Azusa: good job! You found it!
Leonard: from where it will be popped?(hehe)
Mayko: I put the console in the game you have given me ! Zak zak! No, my designer clothes of Dark& Green!
Azusa: continues to keep it busy, sibling .. 3-2-1 .. go!
Bulbasaur (start using green storm vs Mayko): saur? Klak! (Captured)
Azusa: I captured, to quote Chris, "The green whip buddy"!
Leonard: Congratulations.I knew it would have ended like this: I had filled the box on purpose that I gave to Mayko types of food for grass, saying that in fact this game for the playstation!
Mayko: how to burn .. and look how SHIMATTA ..? (Stacey) WANT TO SAY THAT I HAVE USED AS BAIT! (Jumping on Leonard with the intent to choke him )
Leonard: ulp! .. no! Do you understand? ^ - ^''
Stacey: I WILL .. no, calm, quiet .. you are perfect and CALM. (Inhales deeply)
Leonard: .
Azusa: what do you think,guys, shall go down to Chris and show our overwhelming success?
All: yes!
Mayko: minutes. There is one more thing to do before. UU
DJ: and would it be?
Mayko: Shaymyko, go out and use rages seed!
DJ: ahh!
Leonard: eye for cover!
Shaymyko: yawn .. sorry, I do not want and anyway I'm fine, I'm not down with a similar altercations in which I smudge my beautiful hair green. UU
Mayko:'d have to let you in the Torn World along with Giratina! I wanted to take revenge .. OH .. * Ahem * Mihihih. I've said too much.
All: ...
Azusa: we go, folks. (Out)
Mayko: * I'll join you in a very short *. ^ - ^ #
Shaymyko: mistress, you should give a stowed: a Grimer is more elegant than you. Return on the ball)
Mayko: ^ _ ^ # # #grrr..
RED HOUSE
Lester (putting on a pair of spectacles, pince-nez): good students, to capture a charmender must think like a charmender.
Noah: (raises his hand)
Lester: some doubts, Noah? Shoot!
Noah: Who made you the leader and above all, our "master"?
Lester: I did of my own initiative.
Katie: um, excuse me, Master Lester?
Lester: Yes?
Katie: can I go to the bathroom?
Sadie: teacher, can I go with her? WE NEVER MOVE THERE IF NOT IALWAAAAYS!
Lester: ok, permission granted, Kat and Sad!
Katie and Sadie: THANKS! IHHHHHHHHHHH! Zooom!
Lester: We will resume the lesson .Test number one: the theory test! Cric, distribute the sheets.
Cric: vzz vzz ..! (Gives a shock to Noah while it's delivering on the paper quizzes)
Noah: AHH! Zot! "Thanks."
Owen: how is cute! (Embracing the Rotom) ZAAAAM!
Alejandro: (wearing plastic gloves) Gracias, .
Klemens: just try it to give me the shock and I reduce you the size of an electron.
Claryssa: Rory, you also take my paper, quick!
Rory: orders, Claryssa! AHHH! ZOT ZOT!
Cric: vzihihi!
Claryssa: forward, inept, give me my copy of that stupid quiz! Sgrrunt.
Rory:-and here's to you, !
Lester: read each question carefully, only when you give the right answers will mean that you will become real Charmender!
Alejandro: I have been a Cyndaquil in the previous season, will be more or less the same thing. (Reads the paper) ARGH! How do I know if "the tail is a vital part for a charmender", if when I was a Cyndaquil I had not one?
Noah: we could not jump right to the chase?
Lester: uhm .. NO.
Katie Sadie: We are back! IHH!
Owen: "how many PokéBlocks charmender eats a day." Um .. if I were him I would eat even 50! Indeed, any numerals! So write: Infinite.
Rory: damn if it is difficult.
Klemens: stupid.
Claryssa: snort.
Noah: Good night.
LABORATORY BIANCAVILLA
Leshawna: I'm sure one of those monsters is hiding in here: let's find him!
Heather: Since you give the orders?
Sygfryd: it is doing precisely from 11/2 40/10 and 25 milliseconds.
Harold: ..
Justin: What is this strange contraption? Click ...
Vrrrrrr ...
Leshawna: Hey, there, look here what I found!
Heather: a shelf full of junk .. Good job, Leshawna!
Leshawna: junk and .. pokeball!
Lindsay: maybe one of them is full.
Heather: everything is not empty in front of your pumpkin, Blonde.
Beth: at least his head was still above the hair, while your ..?
Heather: ... but thrown off the roof of Red's house !
Leshawna: Of course, the roof! It 's the place more unpredictable and difficult, then the right one.
Heather: and how you hope to get on the roof? Flying?
Sygfryd a shame that flying is an option in respect of the ancestral human species, although with modern technological means .. blah blah blah ...
Justin: Help. How we stop this guy?
Leshawna: Yo, we got, we got it!
Sygfryd: it is not polite to interrupt someone while is 'was I? Oh, blah blah ..
Blaineley: make it stop! Instead I'll go on the roof .. I said?
Heather: affair done,Sygfryd shut.
Sygfryd: Never. Ask me again more .. we arrived at Leonardo's thesis on man's ability to fly through the appropriate use of flying machines-then-haha-are those we use today, although much more modern, comfortable and more ..
Justin: worse than Katie and Sadie.
Garry: ù Whew Whew .. (listen to music on headphones)
Leshawna: take my bandages and .. two ...
Sygfryd: blah blah blah ..?
Leshawna: THREE!
Sygfryd: Sacripant's Sake!
IMMEDIATELY AFTER
Sygfryd: Mhhh! Mhhh!
Garry: du-dum .. did you say something?
Leshawna: Well, Blaineley, now it's up to you.
Blaineley: sorry, I changed my mind.
Leshawna: Oh, You Get on that roof now!
Blaineley: how? .. Ihih (Leshawna lifts her and throws her in the fireplace) IHHHHHHHHHH! (she lands on the roof smeared with soot), breed of whale Moby .. Black!You'll Pay ..
Pikachu: pika?
Blaineley: a mouse! Get away!
Pikachu: pi? (Swells with indignation)
Leshawna: you found it?
Blaineley: s-yes .. wait, but that's what I was looking for! On, beautiful, come to mama Blain.
Pikachu: more ..
Blaineley: come on, do not be angry. I was just kidding on, baby.
Pikachu: PIII ka ..! (Approaching Blaineley all smiles)
Blaineley: good, now give me your paw.
Pikachu: pika. ^ - ^ ... Chu. * (Spark of malice)
Blaineley: (takes it in her arms) But how much you cuuute! (Where on heck I put the poke ball?)
Pikachu: pika .. ^ - ^ ... PIIIIKAAA CHUUU! KAZAAAAAAAAAAAAM! (Uses Super Thunderbolt)
Blaineley: ahhh! Breed of monster * ^% $ ^ + = * FIIIIIIIII BLIX
Pikachu: pihihih!
Garry: "Blaineley start again at the speed of light."
Justin: but what has happened up there?
Leshawna: the fool has failed by being hurled into orbit.
HIGH GRASS
Yuma: Look! A shooting star * express a wish! ^. ^
Izzy: But no! That's a flying saucer, Wow!
Christine: but if we're in broad daylight ...
America: perhaps it is a moooooooorning star.
Kyle: day star?
Izzy: Leave her alone, that is all seen from a mile away she's completely 's a UFO!
Cody: even came to recover Sierra.
Sierra: Codychiiino! (Hugs him up to crush him) Here, Tyler, give us a picture will be our first photo album of photographic TDPKMNT.
Cody: ALBUM?
Tyler: ok, a nice smile!
Cody: What? Nooo! I wanted to do it with Gwen!
Tyler: FLASH!
Gwen: ahaha.
Sierra shows, shows! (In the photo you see Sierra that embraces Cody up to crush him, and behind Cody is a Ekans ready to crush him even more of Sierra)
Trent: strange that snake behind Cody ... o.o Buddy, beware!
Cody: UAH!
Ekans: KSSS! (Wraps Cody)
Sierra: let it be my Codykino, ugly snake!
Ekans: ksss ka ..! (Use poison plug)
Sierra: failure! (Sin affecting the poor Tyler in her stead , who was behind the shooting scene) And now let it be my future husband.
Kyle: billiards for a thousand trillion! Poor Terry.
Tyler: I'M CALLED TYLER! Plop X.X
Cody: I changed my mind, I prefer to be crushed.
Ekans: ..
Sierra: WHAT?NO!I'll save you! On guard, slimy creature!
Ekans: ( threatens Sierra always crushing Cody)
Sierra: I told you to let it go!
Ekans: U.U
Sierra: grr .. you wanted , hand me my backpack!
Izzy: on flight!Hop!
Sierra: (pulls out a strange contraption) and 'my' persuader '. A teaser that I took with me for hopeless cases.
Cody: ? Desperate Cases?
Sierra: "You who want to break up with me, in order to keep with Gwen" to making an ZAP and all will turn as before ^ - ^
Cody: EH?
Gwen: You're not normal Q.Q
Trent: But the idea is not bad, Maybe I can use if Duncan will come another time with Gwen!
Gwen: repeat what you said.
Trent: No, no.
Christine, from, Sierra, get moving.
Sierra: just wait for it to approach a little bit more ...
Ekans: ekansssssss ..?
Sierra: CONTACT! ZAZAM! (They struck all three)
Christine: ciaff!
Gwen: perfect.
Ekans: X.X
Sierra: X.X
Cody: why I always leave us? X.X
Yuma: damn, I'll try to reanimhh! (She trips and all the contents of his backpack fly away)
Trent: backpack at three o'clock! STUMP!
Kyle: All right, Trewin?
Trent: Ghheeee ..
Yuma: sorry, sorry!
Ekans: XO Ka? (A flying ball hits him in full) Klak! PoFF!
Yuma: I captured Ekans ..
All: O.O
Yuma: ^ - ^ such a ^ force - ^
All: "C-captured". Plopp! (Collective unconsciousness)
BLUE'S HOUSE
KJ: No, we checked everywhere but there is no trace of squirtle.
Leanne: Did you see the aquarium wall? Really ..
KJ: really ..?
Leanne: w-watch! Look who is swimming in the aquarium along with Magikarp!
Seijii: squirtle, but thanks for saving me the trouble of looking for him. (Takes a screen) Meheheh!
Kelsey: you're smart! Kihihi!
Seijii: indeed, eh? Oplà! Taken.
Squirtle: shere? Squirtle ... shere shere shere.
Trad Uctor: said: "What the? .. What never bores you can swim in peace."
Squirlte: squir imbalances squ ** the squirtle, squirtle unbal squirl!
Trad Uctor: "or because of that s **t of my master , or because of other!"
KJ and Leanne: good, but what is ours. (They bar the road)
Seijii: sorry, I'm the one that has captured.
Squirtle: unbal ..
Trad: "I was sleeping,only sleeping..why I have to have people between my foot? .."
Kelsey: come on, do it all 4 and celebrate!
KJ: It is a good idea.
Leanne: actually ...
Seijii: E-excellent! (So then I'll be the leader anyway I)
Leanne: As we are a team .. .. Klak poff!
Seijii: .. but you caught my Squirtle!
KJ: Your Squirtle? (Approaches him menacingly and is so tall and big for him to shadow him)
Seijii: meheheh .. he! Meheh! Me-eh! Meh! Just a slip of the tongue .. S-I-he!
Kelsey: So, celebrate or not?
Tracey: What? Have you found? WHERE?
KJ: relax yourself! He was swimming in the aquarium.
Tracey: AA-aquarium? ARGH! Damn! Jinx,jinx,JIIIIIIINX! SLAM! (Leaves, slamming the door)
Zeke: but she has been bitten by a tarantula?
KJ: And from where you erupt?
Zeke: It is called "cover for dogs and / or cats." It was not easy to get through.
RED'S HOUSE
Lester: Well .. indeed, bad guys, I just finished proofreading your tests.
Owen: How did we go?
Noah: Do not you understand?
Lester: Well, very well indeed! If we were in the days of opposites ... take for example the response of Alienandro.
Alejandro: My name is Alejandro! ALEJANDRO BURROMUERTO!
Noah: No, it's called Eelejandro.
Alejandro: Oh, you ... Cabròn!
Lester: sorry,I don't see well with these glasses on!
Alejandro: put off them, right?
Lester: No way! Give me an intellettual air .Returning to the results of your tests ... I should burn them! (Distracted lays the test sheets on the shelf full of knickknacks)
Charmander: Charmander! Fwoom!
Lester: 'd better go straight to practice right now I'll give you the perfect imitation of a Charmander.
Charmander: ...
CONFESSIONAL
Noah: Lester does not have all the wheels in the right place,right? Fantastic, another patsy as a friend!
Klemens: Lester .. I'm sure I've just seen him.
Owen: I wonder if I had at least guessed PokéBlocks on demand.
Klemens: perhaps a colleague .. uhm ..
Owen: groaaan .. cabbage .. think back to that question made me hungry.I'm STAAAAAARVIG!
Klemens: Of course! Now I remember: Lesterthe Crazy ,the real hero of '"environment." Too bad he decided to waste his talent as well, that idiot.
RED HOUSE
Lester: Charmander, char ... (he's making a series of moves very ridiculous)
All: O.O
Charmander: -. - Charmander!
Lester: uh?
Chamander: Charmander! .. Charr char char char char .. charma der der! der! CHARMANDER! FWAAMP! (roasts Lester) Charm .. Charmander Charmander! (enters only in the sphere of Noah poke) Klak PoFF ..!
Noah: Why he came into my own?
Lester: Why he used flamethrowers on me?
Trad: why,whymwhy .. even lunch breaks alone make me do! Now I translate thus: "Enough is enough! And 'I fake a half hour .. and ornaments that I see from a humbled ... Redhead gone out more than a Spinda!
So stop! .. I give up. "This said.
Alejandro: but way he chose Noah's ball?
Charmander (poke from inside the sphere) Charm .. ender! Char! Charmander.
Trad: ".. was the only normal. Moreover, its scope was the nearest."
Noah: Wow, again condemned to be here.
Alejandro: What good news! (Too anger)
Katie: I can make out one thing that I noticed?
Lester: does well, Kat.
Katie: Who is Kat?I'm Human! However .. there seems that the character of that dragon is similar to that of Noah?
Sadie: true! Will be considered in perfectly!
Noah: a form of intelligent life with whom !
LABORATORY
Leshawna: Yo, we need to grab that goes on the roof this time?
Heather: I do not.
Lindsay and Justin: soot is bad for our skin.
Garry: (listen to music ipod) You said something? No.. du dum.
Beth: I am afraid of heights ..
Heather: Since when?
Beth: Since I'm not going to go up! Ok?
Justin: And if we send Sygfryd on the roof?
Sygfryd: mh ...! (O.O)
All: Yeah!
Leshawna: (raises Sygfryd still bound and gagged) Launch!
Sygfryd: fiiiii .. (it lands on the roof)
Pikachu: pika? Pihihihih *
Sygfryd: lom-G.
Pikachu: PIIIIKACHUU! ZAZAZAZAM!
Justin: So what? What happens there?
Leshawna: hear some terrible , nerd,everything okay?
BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii
Leshawna: I guess not.
Harold: STOP!Now getting everyone on that roof!
Heather: agree. But Leshawna is too WHALE to pass through the chimney.
Leshawna: HOW? NOW DO YOU SEE ME, CROACKROACH(Begin to fight over)
Heather: Ah, spring hair!
Leshawna: what? Those no longer have?
Heather: reflex. -. - However, this syrup, fat!
Garry: I will rest here .. sure it does not do too bad.
Beth: let's leave them alone and let us go up, I'll go first.
ON THE ROOF
Justin: here we are.
Harold: where will be our friend?
Pikachu: pika pi!
Lindsay: OH * Ke sweet yellow and black this mouse! ^ - ^
Pikachu: pika pika? ^ - ^
Harold: Do not be fooled, Lindsay.I feel something evil in that pikachu!
Lindsay: here, baby!
Pikachu: pika! PIII KAAA CHUUU! ZOAM!
All: AHHHH!
Harold: What did I tell you, I?
Lindsay: hatryyyy!
Justin: MY HAIR, LOOK AT THAT DISASTER!
Beth: we hope to land back on Earth.
Blix fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ..!
Pikachu: pikahahaha! Pika? (Slip and fly off the roof) Pikahh!
Johnny: Here we are-and-time-in Pallet! After hours and hours .. uff .. of cycling, we did it.
Alice: c-how nice .. pant pant ..
Monika: yeah! Puff puff .. finally!
Pikachu: PIKAHHHH!
Johnny: But what?
Pikachu: pikahia! (Lands on Johnny's bike seat, touching the tip of the tail to the ball which was established under the cages) Klak PoFF ..! (Captured)
Johnny has all happened so fast ...
Alice: O.O
Monika: Woah! What a Bum, Johhny!
Leshawna (with torn clothes and obvious signs of struggle on her): No, I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!
Heather (with his face swollen like a balloon): , Whales.
Leshawna: yo, now I'll start to swell you very good!
Garry: (always by listening to music) Here's the "kittens" they begin to ruffle the hair ..
Johnny: and to make the against the grain. ^ - ^
Chris (in a hot air balloon with his face figured on): All right, guys: We have 5 winners! Let us all to Viridian to adjourn.
All (realized as soon as they heard the megaphone): AND HOW WE SHOULD GET A Viridian?
Chris: But with your legs, right? Hahaha!
All: Oh, I thought!
Chris: Chef, en route to Viridian City!
Chef:ok.
Cody: Chris has not changed at all.
Courtney: the features of my lawyers will change him, you'll be seeing.
Viridian-22:30
Chris: there you have had to hurry , you missed the rich buffets of welcome we had arranged to a local medical center for Pokemon! Ahm (eating a sandwich).
Owen: nooo!
Johnny: I believe it! We Three(pointing on Alice,Monika and himself)are 32 hours non-stop pedaling: Vermilion-Bark Town
Alice: pant pant .. Bark Town-Pallet.
Monika: eee .. sorry, just a minute to breath .. Pallet-Viridiawn City.
Trent: "Viridiawn City"?
Monika: sowrry, I'm Americawn .. and I down't speak Canadiawn very well,I have a bitter accent.
Chris: We want to cowntinue anymowre? to the point: the reward of 5 that have captured a "friend" is ..
Noah: we feel.
Johnny: a latest model hairdryer?
Leanne: a voucher for a S.p.A?
Azusa: a place as a dominatrix ...
All: ?
Azusa: joke, of course. (..)
Yuma: a Moya Berry?
All: O.o?
Yuma: I was joking too! Heheh! *
Chris: no, you are out: you just the captains of the 5 teams in Kanto!
Chef: now my new assistant Shawn extraction form.
Seijii: SHAWN?
Shawn: surprised, brother Stupideijii?
Seijii: Do not call me '!
Shawn: You're right: I will call you better.
Seijii: grrr ...
Shawn: we enter the draws. (Takes a pokedex)
Leshawna: uh?
Tracey: but rather than play with that thing, why do not you your work?
Shawn: I'm working! This is a very special pokedex taht contains the data of each one of you fools, duly numbered notes! (The tip of Tracey)
Pokédex:
Number: 049
Name: Tracey
Type of competitor: Tarantula
Habitat: Preferably dark and depressing areas
Heather: hahaha!
Tracey: T-T #
Pokédex:
Skills: a solitary and hysterical species, very prone to revenge. Sje lives in cemeteries or out of the house because it is not accepted by the "pack" family.
Heather: uahaha!
Tracey: stragrrr.
Shawn: we come now to the drawings:
-For the team of Noah, Flame Red Team:
Noah, Lester, Owen, Rory, Claryssa, Katie, Sadie, Alejandro, Klemens and Harold.
Azusa-team, Team Green Seed:
Azusa, Mayko, DJ, Duncan, Courtney, Heather, Tracey, Eva, Leonard, Garlic.
Leanne-team, Team Navy:
Leanne, KJ James, Mousse, Seijii, Kelsea, Ezekiel, Bridge, and Bridgette Sygfryd.
-The team of Johnny Lightning Yellow Team:
Johnny, Alice, Monika, Justin, Beth, Lindsay, Sunday, Garry, Blaineley and Geoff.
-And last but not least, the Serpent Purple Team:
Yuma, Christine, Tyler, Izzy, Trent, Gwen, Cody, Sierra, Kyle and America!
Leshawna: yo, and I?
Chris: you have not been extracted, Leshawna .. so you are ELIMINATED.
Leshawna: what?
Chris: you are too, it's time to say goodbye! Assistants?
Leshawna: let me, worms.
Assistant 1: how do we bring it into the cannon? Too ..
Leshawna: I advise you not finish the sentence, friend, or you'll taste the fury of Leshawna.
Assistant 2: But even if it does not fit into the suit ...!
Heather: hahaha!
Leshawna (by some miracle assistants can finally insert her into the cannon): yo, I'll not end ! BOAM! BLIX!
Chris: "Leshawna again (and then lost once) at the speed of light." But you do not take off away from the TV! We have a long season full of emotions: Total Drama Pokèmon Tour!
Christine and Noah: we can not wait!
END OF EPISODE
So,the 5 teams are settled...what you think about them and their Leaders?
-Noah ,the sarcastic boy, along with Red,the sarcastic charmender
-Azusa,the tough girl leader,with a tough bulbasaur
-Leanne,the foxy lady,with a pessimistic Squirtle,Blue
-Johnny,the cool italoamerican guy,with a cooly and jolty pikachu.
-Yuma,the mysterious disaster girl,that captured in a strange way an Ekans.
FAVOURITE MOMENT
Lester: Charmander, char ... (he's making a series of moves very ridiculous)
All: O.O
Charmander: -. - Charmander!
Lester: uh?
Chamander: Charmander! .. Charr char char char char .. charma der der! der! CHARMANDER! FWAAMP! (roasts Lester) Charm .. Charmander Charmander! (enters only in the sphere of Noah poke) Klak PoFF ..!
Noah: Why he came into my own?
Lester: Why he used flamethrowers on me?
Trad: why,whymwhy .. even lunch breaks alone make me do! Now I translate thus: "Enough is enough! And 'I fake a half hour .. and ornaments that I see from a humbled ... Redhead gone out more than a Spinda!
Yeah,Lester is the fool guy of the crew,a male version of Izzy!He has just participated as an assistant and co-host of Chris in the two previous (fanmade by me) him,Grandpa Diezel,Seijii and Mayko are also semi-new character...Diezel is Izzy's very crazy grandpa,Seijii is the majour antagonist of the second season but now he turned good,Mayko is the protagonist of the second season-lovable,but with two personalities and tendencies to "Rage Mode",called "Stacey"-in this season she completely changed.
In the Next episode:going through Viridian Forest is not a joke!It's full of bug-types,bad for Cody!
Red Team will bee in real trouble!For Lester's Sake. See next time!
Leshawna:Yo,Review,fellows!