AUTHOR'S NOTE

This Chapter is A LOT shorter than I originally planned. I'm extremely sorry, but after having waited for so long to finish it, I sort of lost my muse for why I originally started writing it. There are references in this chapter to Spongebob Squarepants (which I do not own or am associated with in any way other than watching it more than is healthy) and A Very Potter Musical (which I am also not associated with).

If you reviewed this, I would love you forever......well, as long as I remember, anyways. :] Jk.

~Megan Hale~

Chapter 2

Alice, Jasper, Edward, and Emmett could already hear it coming. Everyone else's ears weren't strong enough to hear the pounding of hooves and paws and feet of about two- or three-thousand creatures heading their way. But soon, they could certainly feel it shaking the ground.

Jasper's military intellect was kicking in. He looked at the Pevensies (whose names he hadn't yet had the pleasure of learning) and asked, "Where's your campsite, we need to get there. Now."

"It's about a mile off," the oldest girl of them said. "We'll never make it back in time!"

"Oh, yes we will," Emmett said. "They're still about a mile off in the other direction. But in order for us to transport you all, we'll have to make a couple of trips."

"What do you mean, 'transport us'?" the younger redheaded Pevensie asked. She clung to who everyone assumed to be her oldest brother.

"Darling, we're vampires. We run. Fast," Alice answered.

"Okay, but there are only four of you. It'll still take a while to get there, won't it?" Harry asked.

"Apparently not…" Edward said. "We're about to have a couple more helpers. Thanks a lot Emmett, now we're all in trouble." Both Edward and Alice glared at Emmett, who just started laughing.

"Care to explain to us why you felt the need to go sneaking into a wizard school, there, Emmett?" came another female voice from where the wardrobe was.

"Hey, mom. Hey, dad," Emmett replied as innocently as could be.

Esme and Carlisle rolled their eyes.

"Where is it we need to be?" Carlisle asked.

The Peter Penvensie, the oldest of them, replied, "That way." He pointed off to a hill not too far away.

"Alright," Edward began. "Alice, you take Lucy first. Emmett, you can take Susan. Carlisle, you take Edmund, and Esme, would you mind taking Peter? Rosalie, take Malfoy, and I'll take Goyle."

They approached each person in sequence, and took off, having flung the person on their backs. Peter was unsure that such a dainty woman as Esme would be able to lift him. Boy, was he shocked. Malfoy hit on Rosalie the whole way.

Emmett through a stick at him, which promptly hit him on the back of the head.

Once that round of people was at the campsite - which was full of strange creatures and things of the like the Cullens nor Malfoy or Goyle had ever seen before - the Cullens went back to the clearing.

This time, Carlisle transported Hermione. Esme transported Ron. Emmett took Luna. Alice took Harry. Rosalie took Crabbe (reluctantly, for he smelled of fish and cupcakes). Edward carried the fawn, Tumnus, who closed his eyes the entire time.

Once their destination was reached, all of the Pevensies set off to check on battle plans and such, while the Cullens and the Hogwarts students sat around a campfire that Hermione had conjured with her wand.

Emmett, being the Spongebob fan that he was, brought out a Uke (who knew where he got it from), and started to sing the Campfire song.

…

The battle came and went. It really wasn't much of anything, what with the extra wizards and vampires, the White Witches army honestly didn't stand much of a chance. Afterward, while the battlefield was being cleaned up, and bodies counted, there was much talk going around about someone named Aslan being back.

This Aslan had called a meeting of everyone, to thank them for their courage and braveness in the battle.

It was nearing sunset when this was to take place. The light of a slowly dropping sun streaked across the sky, painting it a wonder of oranges and reds. The Pevensies, Cullens, and wizards all gathered outside of Aslan's tent, awaiting him to emerge. When he did, all but the Pevensies were shocked to find that he was a giant lion, beautifully gold and marvelous.

Malfoy jumped up from his knees where he had bowed before the mighty lion and shouted "Rumbleroar!" His face was full of light, which was unusual for him, but cast some color over his normally pale features. "YES! I can finally go to Pigfarts! What do you think about that, Potter?"

Everyone - including Aslan - looked at him in confusion, not understanding a word that he said.

…

And then Malfoy awoke in his four-poster bed in the dungeon.

Interesting ending, right? If you don't understand the part about Rumbleroar and Pigfarts, that is because it's a reference to A Very Potter Musical, which can be found on Youtube.

I probably won't write any more to this unless someone completely fabulous gives me some ideas.

Thanks for reading! Reviews please?

~MH~