Flying Fox
Chapter 1: Skateboarding Around the world
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…obviously
Quote of the Day: Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid-Hedy Lamarr (no clue who that is)
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The baby cried, while Naruto tried to calm it down, "man, now I see why those old ladies always laugh at those pregnant teenagers, come on baby…please, please shut up."
Hinata smiled, "Oh well, just get over yourself, children re little bundles of joy."
"yea, yea, you should look in his diaper…that's a bundle of joy," he added under his breath.
Hinata smiled again, "it's your turn to change the baby too."
Pain walked into the trailer they were using on the trip around the world, and tossed him a skateboard, "guess who has just sponsored you."
Naruto sighed, "Jeez, who is it now?"
"DGK, they sent you four boards and a few different grip tapes," he replied tossing one of the boards to him.
"Aw sweet dude, this will definitely replace my old Shout board!"
Hinata smiled and looked outside the trailer. The skate park they were parked outside of had a beautiful half pipe that led right into a volcano. From there, there was about a 15-foot bow surrounded by skaters and BMXer's. Hinata smiled as Naruto ran out the trailer and into the skate park with Pain at his heels. They jumped in the park and tore that place up.
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Konoha had lost half of the tourist population with the breaking up of the Konoha Kings. Deidara was corrupted and joined the Akatsuki, who had begun to make they're own line of BMX bikes. Konoha had lost something when Naruto left.
The red haired boy stood on the street corner, his fist balled tight and a frown on his face. A black haired boy walked over to him and he brought his hand to the red haired boy's hand. The red haired boy walked away counting the money he had traded. He ran into an old friend with spiked up hair and an I-don't-give-a-flying-fuck attitude.
"Yo…what's up Shikimaru," the red-haired boy said readjusting the oddly shaped, bandage wrapped object attached to his back.
"Nothing much Gaara, just going over to the skate park, you know," he replied shifting the weight of the board under his arm.
"I thought you were quitting skating from now on. Remember Akatsuki."
"Yea…and, I do what I want, besides, Lee is going to be meeting me over there so we can skate. It's been like a month since the last time I touched my board.:
Gaara nodded, "I was thinking of heading over to Deidara's to see how's he holding up, you know."
"Yea, well see ya later bro," Shikimaru said calmly, walking away.
Gaara nodded and walked past him. He continued on to Deidara's house. Deidara was sitting outside his house, fixing a BMX bike. He clicked a button on the mechanical eye, nodded, and started working again.
Gaara walked over and looked over the bike, "Whose bike you fixing up?"
"Some new BMXer…he paid good too, like $100 for an entire overhaul of his bike."
"Nice," Gaara replied reaching his hand over his shoulder, "I have some work for you. I need you to restore this board."
Deidara looked up as Gaara handed him a classic Planet Earth Animal Kingdom board.
"You want to restore this. This is a classic man, why you want to ruin a good board like this."
"I just want it restored. The wheels are shot, bearings are destroyed to epic extent, and the deck is chipped…here," he points to one spot.
"I see, come back tomorrow, it will be done."
"Right," Gaara said, walking of leaving the board in the capable hands of Deidara he mechanic. The id had talent, he'd never tell him aloud, but Deidara was good, very good.
The blond haired girl ran down the street, turning to look in fear at the skaters chasing her. She pulled her shirt down more and saw Gaara up ahead.
She breathed a sigh of relief, "Gaara! Gaara!"
Gaara turned around to see Ino screaming and running towards him with 4 skaters skating behind her. He sighed as he saw why they were chasing her.
"Why can't you stay out of trouble?" Gaara asked as he raised his non-existent eyebrows.
She smiled and ran around him, "Cause I'm just too beautiful."
Gaara snorted as some sand gathered around him, "It doesn't matter what you are you are still always in trouble," he said as sand shot forward.
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Naruto stepped back into the trailer; Hinata smiled and pounced on him. She wrapped her legs around him and kissed him. Pain shook his head and closed the door.
"Where is Konan…. she owes me," Pain said with a devilish grin growing on his face…(A/N: I am so sorry about that horrible pun, although not all of you got it).
Hinata smiled as she pulled away, a thin film of saliva following behind. Naruto laughed, "Whose is that? Yours? Or mine?"
Hinata smiled, "I don't know."
Naruto placed her on the ground and moved to the table to sit down and put his feet up on the table. Hinata sat across from him with their baby in her arms. She smiled at the baby then at Naruto.
"Look Hinaru, it daddy, say hi daddy," Hinata said rubbing her face against Hinaru's.
Hinaru smiled and laughed…"mama."
Hinata squealed in delight, "She said my name…her first word! It was mama, did you here Naruto…aw it was so cute! So cute, huh, Hinaru, Hina is so cute, cutey huh!"
Naruto chuckled, "Yea…the girl is something else. You know, have you ever thought of home. We haven't gone there in almost three years now. I wonder if anyone even remembers us anymore."
Hinata chuckled, "They aren't going to forget us, but I think we should consider going back…your tour is almost over, only 2 weeks left right."
"Try two days, then we are going to the Land of Iron, if Pain is up to it." (A/N: Really late in the story…if you read the manga you know what I'm talking about)
Hinata nodded as a knock sounded on the door. Naruto walked over and opened it and tons of screaming fans screamed (A/N: well that was redundant) and Naruto slammed the door.
Hinata smiled, "Fans?"
Naruto rubbed his aching ears, "Yup. You know I think I want to go home now. Let's talk to Pain… To the escape Hatch!"
Hinata shook her head, "You are so cute…there is no escape hatch."
"I know," Naruto said as he pulled the ladder from the ceiling and climbed out. He reached his hand down and Hinata gave him Hinaru.
Hinaru laughed as she was brought up with Hinata following behind. The three crawled to the edge and jumped down.
"Well, Hinaru is having fun," Naruto said as they snuck to Pain's trailer which was directly in front of theirs.
The stepped in through the back door, and found Pain at the sitting at the table fixing one of his boards. Naruto looked around and sat across from him.
Pain looked up, "What's up Naruto?"
"We need to go back to Konoha."
"What! Pain said, lifting his body, causing there to be a bang under the table. Konan crawled out from under the table, rubbing her head.
"Jeez, trying to find my freaking necklace, which I dropped under the table but he smashes my head all the time." Konan grumbled as she walked of, towards her room.
Naruto chuckled, "Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight…."
Pain shook his head, "Not me… anyways, why do you want to go home?"
"It's Hinaru," Hinata interjected, "I want her to see her home."
Pain nodded, "I figured at one point or another you guys would want that. I will let you go, but…you have to come and skate with us again. Alright."
Naruto nodded his head, "I wouldn't dream of doing anything else."
"Good, I can take you home, if the other 5 path to Fame can get here."
As he finished that sentence the others walked in. First came the long, straight haired, Pain with four black face piercing. Two were on his chin, while the other two rested just bellow his eyes. He brought his broken scooter in behind him, which means, obviously, he was a professional scooterer (A/N: How do you even say that).
The second followed behind with a BMX with broken bars, and a snapped chain. He had a long thin piercing through his nose, and another on top of his nose. The others followed behind (A/N: They will be revealed later buwahahaha).
Pain sighed and looked at the skate park one last time, "Okay, you guys can head home now. It's been nice rolling with you Naruto you really helped us. Anyways, I guess we can leave right now, Konoha is only right around the corner."
"Lies," Naruto said.
"I know, it'll be 5 or 6 hours."
"Okay…road trip!"
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Gaara looked at the bloodstains that were humans moments ago. Ino looked around in amazement, she knew Gaara could control sand, but she didn't know he was that good at it. As soon as they presented a threat they were covered in the sand. Second later, their bodies where crushed leaving bloodstains and a few grains of sand.
Gaara turned to Ino, "You owe me, big time."
Ino groaned, "What do I have to do?"
"I don't know yet, but when I think of something, I'll let you know."
Ino groaned and walked off, she already knew what Gaara was going to ask for. She was going to have to…play chess! Dunn dun duuu! (A/N: okay just kidding, but those who have read my stories know what she is going to have to do).
Gaara smiled as she walked away, his eyes traveling from the back of her head to her round, juicy ass. He continued down to stare at those skinny, clean-shaven legs that made guys go down (A/N: if you know what I mean 0_0).
Gaara shook his head and decided to walk around town and try to sell another couple rocks until his board was done. He saw a Cadillac turn the corner and thought about how he needed a nice car. He had nothing, and a Cadillac like that could be useful for getaways. He shook those thoughts out of his head and continued walking down the street. He could really go for a chicken leg; that would be pretty dam good. Fried chicken would be better, Bumblebee usually had good fried chicken, but he was way over in the land of lightning. Oh well, maybe he could get some sex, but he didn't want to waste Ino's favor the same day. Gaara finally decided what he would do. He was going to the strip club.
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Shikimaru had been doing more studying than regular, and he never did like studying in the first place. He figured about everything about skating. The first thing was the Konoha Kings and their ranking in the world. The skate world was broken into three levels, local, pro, and all-star. Local was a group who skated in their own town and had little to no publicity. Pro's where well known and went on tours around the world. Finally, there was all-star, which was the hardest rank to achieve. Most skaters, that were all-stars where dead pro skaters, or skaters who performed one of the eleven record breaker stunts.
Also, local skaters are sponsored by local stores or themselves. Most skaters, who were able to become pro where sponsored by one or more different companies, however there were certain teams, like Akatsuki who created their own line and became pros by their own accord. However, since they made their own line no one would sponsor them unless they want to be on one of their boards (A/N: I don't think that's ever happened…ever). All-star skaters usually have their own line, however there were two that didn't.
Shikimaru smiled. He had done a little research and figured out three all-star skater company owners. The "pervy sage, Jiraya was the all-star skater who stopped skating and was the leader of Element. Tsunade, who also stopped skating, was the big guns upstate that owned Girl. Orochimaru, who was killed, was the owner of Blind. Other than that, Shikimaru didn't know any other owners and he had been studying for a while now. He decided he would join Naruto, but this time he was going to know what was going on in the skating world. He walked over towards the main gates hoping that at some time he Naruto would come home so he could join him on some grand adventure around the world.
The only thing he didn't understand was why Konan had such close relations with Akatsuki, when Pain and she had the Six Paths to Fame, which was much more successful than Akatsuki. What did Akatsuki have that Pain didn't. Why did she like it so much? He really wished he could talk to her about it at least one time.
He squinted his eyes when he noticed a vehicle in the distance…no two vehicles…no trailers. They were skateboarding trailers and they where huge. That's when he noticed the second trailer had fire, water, earth, and wind on it.
He smiled, "Naruto, you finally made it back. I've been waiting, and I think everyone else was, even if they wouldn't admit it."
Naruto stepped out the trailer and bent backwards then forwards, "Damn that was a long trip. I'm thirsty man."
Hinata frowned at him, "What have I said about swearing, we have a child now."
Shikimaru smiled, "Naruto! How long has it been, I missed you man?"
Naruto shook his head, "I don't know, but I'm back, and Hinata had Hinaru, our little baby, see him, he's over there."
Shikimaru walked over, "Aw, it's a cute little thing."
The baby's face began changing, Hinata, recognizing the face instinctively turned around suddenly blurted out, "Don't look at her like that, your face is scaring her."
Shikimaru nodded, "Sorry, I didn't realize."
"Sorry," Hinata nodded her head and took a deep breath, "It's just sometimes you know, I get worried."
Naruto smiled, well, its nice to be back at home, so nostalgic.
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Sakura smiled at the guys talking to her, "Sasuke, where are Tobi and Konan? They make this so much fun."
Sasuke shrugged, "I don't know. Where is everyone?"
Sakura gave him a funny look, "I was asking you, remember."
Sasuke shrugged, "Who cares, just get on your knees."
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To restate the obvious, I'm back! And apparently I am funnier too. I would like you to be the judge, am I really funnier or do I suck as a person and should I go crawl into a hole and die. That sounds really dramatic lol. Well anyways, I hope you liked the first chapter, for some reason it was hard to write parts of it. Not sure why, but anyways I hope you can all appreciate my hard work as much as I do. I always read over my stuff, and is it normal to think your own story sucks, because I really feel like this story is shit (like the whole thing). I'm going to keep going, but I don't know, do any of you get that feeling. Give me a holler if I'm not alone here. Of course no one reads these things I have an idea. If I scream sex, people will read. Ready. 1…2…3…
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