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So I had the chapter ready, and I got super excited with the reviews, so here you go a new chapter 5 hours after the previous one lol Enjoy!


Ch 2 : Lady killer.

Ren and Touma were sitting on the couch, well, more like Ren was sitting and Touma was in his lap, Kyoko had been out, to shop for groceries, so they were having some father and son time.

"You know, kiddo, when i was your age, I was already a lady killer, for real, every time there was a female around, I'd end up with lipstick traces all over my face" Ren said, addressing his 9 months old son.

Touma-Kun farted as if to call his father's bluff and then let out an amused giggle.

"Oh, you don't believe me? heh, well then, when we go to your grandmother's place, I'll tell her to get the pictures out for you" Ren retorted "In fact, it's not just back in the days, I've always had a certain je-ne-sais-quoi, that had women all over me, that's probably what happened with your mother too, she was probably already hooked before she even realized it, poor thing didn't even know what hit her" he sighed at the glory of his accomplishments...until he heard someone clearing their throat, mostly to make their presence known.

"Keep talking sweetheart, I'm curious to know how you had me head over heels for you" said an amused Kyoko, who was casually leaning on the living room's door frame.

"hun! you're back" he said, in a voice higher than necessary.

"Ren! I can't believe you're corrupting our son with your playboy stories" she said, walking towards them, and then picking up her little boy.

Touma-kun shrieked in joy at the sight of his mommy.

"hey baby! did you miss me? momma missed you too" she said kissing her baby boy and stroking his head lovingly.

"way to steal my thunder Kyoko, I'm not done with him!" said a hurt Ren, well he looked hurt, Kyoko knew better, he was just faking.

"thank god for that!" she said as she walked out with a giggling Touma-kun in her arms.

"I had you wrapped around my little finger, you know that!" he shouted through the house.

"yeah, yeah, whatever you say babe".


A/N: Ok, ok, before you burry me alive, I know how OOC everyone is, but you have to get used to it, I don't have a clue on how to make them funny otherwise, anyway, tell me what you thought of this chapter, do you still want more? give me a piece of your mind XD R&R please.