Theory number Two:
Silly String.
Ashfur was wandering around near Twoleg place, when he sees something shiny.
"Ooohh!! Shiny!" Ashfur said as he walked up to the shiny thing.
To him, it was a shiny Twoleg thing, to us, it's Silly String.
Ashfur rolled the shiny thing on the ground, and it rolled away from him.
"Shiny thingy!!! come back!!!"Ashfur shouted, then he took off after it, stopping it from rolling onto the road.
"Phew, that was close." Ashfur said, resting a paw on the shiny thing. But when Ashfur put his full weight on that leg, something shot out of the shiny thing.
"AAHH!!! EVIL SHINY THING!" Ashfur shouted, turning around and running for his life, only to run out onto the road.
"AAH!!! EVIL MONSTERS!!!!" Ashfur yowled as a car barreled past him, so Ashfur ran back over to the shiny thing.
"Oooh...." he said, eyeballing the silly string that had came out of the can.
"Hmmm.. is it edible? Nah.. I won't try." Ashfur mumbles.
" I wonder..." Ashfur began, he put his face in front of the nozzle and put his paw on the trigger.
"Maybe if I just push down a little harder.." Ashfur thought as he pushed down on the nozzle sending silly string flying into his face.
"AAAAAHHH!!!! SHINY THING ANGRY!!! " Ashfur yowled, running onto the road without thinking, where he sat down and paws the stuff off of his face.
"Blech....." Ashfur spat out some silly string that had gotten into his mouth, as the road began to tremble.
"Uh-oh..." Ashfur tried to run, but his feet were stuck in the silly string, "Oh crap..." Ashfur said as the monster slammed into him, throwing him into the stream near the road.
"I hate shiny things." Ashfur mumbled when he arrived in Starclan.
Well, not the best way to go.. but I have more ideas just wait and see!
Please review!
But I do take suggestions for new ways to torture Ashfur!