— turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] —

TG: rose

TG: rose you there?

— turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 12:46 AM —

— turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] —

TG: rose

TG: …

— turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 3:04 AM —

— tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]—

TT: Dave? Have you been up all night?

TG: of fucking course

TT: Well, I'm awake now, what is it that's been plaguing you so?

TG: what was nubby talking about last night?

TT: I think you already know the answer to that, Dave.

TG: fuck

TG: so its true?

TT: I'm assuming Terezi told you?

TG: yeah

TG: she only told me what she heard from karkat

TG: which is to say

TG: a whole fucking lot

TG: i dont think they knew what was going on though

TG: they thought it was fucking hilarious

TG: course tz has that fucking sense of smell

TG: and I must have reeked

TG: because she didn't think it was funny anymore

TG: …

TG: so i figure you already knew?

TT: I am the Seer of Light; nothing escapes my knowledge.

TG: shut the fuck up

TG: this is fucking serious

TT: I know, Dave, and in all seriousness, I've had my suspicions for quite some time.

TT: Psychoanalysis can be quite handy, you know.

TG: so if you've know all this time

TG: why didn't you tell him that you knew?

TG: or me for that matter?

TT: Like I said, they were only suspicions. I didn't know for sure until Karkat verified it with his idiocy.

TT: As for why I didn't tell you, because I knew you would do exactly what you're planning on doing now.

TG: and what would that be?

TT: Tell him.

TG: yeah well what the hell am i supposed to do dammit?!

TT: You wait. If we confront him about this, he'll only push us away even more.

TG: …

TG: gog dammit fine we'll do it your way

— turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 6:18 AM —

Somewhere on a meteor hurtling through the outskirts of a dying universe, there is a shaded pair of eyes belonging to the coolest kid you'll ever meet, much to his chagrin, shedding a single tear or two that no one will ever see.