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Everyone was sitting around the campfire waiting for the night's story.
A Hermes boy was sitting in the front, a giant grin plastered on his face.
"Okay, everyone ready for tonight's story?" he said. There were a couple of "Uh huh" s and "Yeah" s. "Well, this is the story of the Ares kids' revenge."
He said smirking. "Long ago, in a far away land known as the girl's bathroom, Clarrisse LaRue was going to dump a young newbie's head in the toilet, as she does to all new kids. Anyway, that kid's name was Percy Jackson." All eyes turned to Percy. "It was unknown at the time that Percy was a son of Poseidon, so she really didn't know that it was an advantage for Percy to be around that bathroom stuff. So when she was about to dump his head into the story, Percy tried fighting it, he did not want to go in there."
Clarrisse scowled at this part, she knew what was coming. "Just then," the boy continued, "The toilets started rumbling, Clarrisse's grip on Percy's head loosened. And then…ALL THE TOILETS EXPLODED! They sprayed the dirty toilet water so hard it pushed Clarrisse and her two half-sisters back against the wall!" The campers burst into laughter and Clarrisse fumed.
Percy just smiled. "That was when Percy became supreme lord of the bathroom, but when he pounded Ares when he helped steal Zues' master bolt, the Ares kids wanted revenge."
The campers were even more interested then before. "After the campfire, two years later, they were planning to beat the fudge right out of Percy.
And they knew he wasn't expecting it." Percy smiled again. "After Percy left the fire, a couple of Ares kids jumped on him. He squirmed, and uncapped his pen, once he ripped it off, a 3 foot long celestial bronze sword appeared, he used the handle to smack them in the face with it, he started pushing them off." Clarrisse and the Ares kids involved all scowled and glared at the Hermes boy. "He summoned water from the lake and used the water to grab them, they squirmed, and tried getting out of it, but Percy
Threw them straight into the lake, and before they came up coughing and wheezing, Percy broke Clarrisse's electric spear just for the fun of it and ran into his cabin and locked the door." Clarrise scowled and glared even harder.
That Hermes boy was so dead. "And a word of advice for the newbies," He said. "Never, and I mean never, mess with Perseus Jackson." Everyone clapped and cheered, Percy was the loudest. One kid gave Percy a curious look, and tried dumping his water on him, but before it could even reach Percy's head, he deflected it and it landed on him instead. He spit out some water. His eyes went wide and he said, "Dude, you're cool!" And Percy, for the millionth time, smiled.