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Portal Encyclopedia:

Fangirl: Considered the least threatening species of The Annoyance, fangirls are pre-teen or young teenaged girls of varying normality and weirdness. Can travel solo or in packs up to five. The Fangirl often attacks shinobi proclaiming to know them, everything about them and tries to invoke feelings between the two. Can be gotten rid of fairly easy and in a humane way.

Kiba threw a stick. "Fetch Akamaru!" The tiny dog took off while the stick still airborne. The stick hit something in the grass that yelped loudly. A tomboyish girl sat up in the long grass.

"Oh shit! Ticks!" She jumped up and began furiously swatting at her jeans and Metallica shirt with a baseball cap.

"Hey, you! State your business!" Kiba barked as Akamaru began to growl.

"What the hell? You're Kiba Inuzuka! That mean's I'm…" She trailed off while looking around. Her dreams had finally come true. She was in the Naruto-verse! Finally, away from her uncaring father and drunken mother.

"You didn't answer my question!"

"Awww…Akamaru!" The girl grinned. "My name's Hailey!" Akamaru growled.

"Fangirl."

"A what?"

"Fangirl. Kill it."

"Um…what's he saying?" Hailey chuckled nervously.

"Nothing. Uh, let's go back in the Village."

"Seriously?"

"Sure."

Fangirl cont.: If one encounters such being, it is advisable to not bring them into any Ninja Village. They may suddenly evolve into a slightly greater species of Annoyance and it is harder to convince The Portal to take them back.

The two walked in silence, filled by Akamaru's growls and the girl's happy humming. Five minutes after they entered the gates a weird look passed over Hailey's face. Kiba gave her a puzzled look and they headed towards the Hokage Tower.

"Hey, Kiba, guess what? I can understand birds!" Hailey suddenly chirped. "I noticed it when we entered the Village."

"That's nice." He didn't know what this girl was, but Tsunade-sama would deal with it.

"You know, I've had the biggest crush on you for quite some time."

"Kiba!" Kurenai's voice came out from behind them, harsh and sharp. Kiba sighed, grateful for his sensei's intervention.

"Yes ma'am?"

"Who's this?"

"I'm Hailey! I can talk to birds!" Kurenai stared at her. Then at Kiba as if to say 'Kiba. I taught you better than this.'

"Did you come from outside the village near a field?"

"How did you know?"

"Come on, let's go." Kurenai sighed.

"Go? Go where? Am I going to meet Tsunade? How about Kakashi? Ooh, maybe even Jiraiya?" Hailey asked excitedly.

"No."

"KIBA!" Naruto stormed up. "You have some nerve you know! Telling Teuchi that I was now a loyal customer at that rival Ramen stand when I was on a mission!"

"You'll do." Kurenai grabbed Naruto and dragged him with Hailey outside the gates.

"Hey! Hey! What's going on?" Naruto shrieked.

"Just start training and thinking about your past in an angsty fashion." She replied in a bored tone.

"Oh…She one of them?" Naruto pointed bluntly at Hailey.

"HEY! What are you talking about? My name's Hailey! I was just minding my own business while reading manga trying to escape the realty that my dad's an asshole and my mom won't do anything about it when a portal appeared and the next thing I know I'm here. So Buzz off!"

"Yeah, one of them." Naruto nodded. He closed his eyes and screwed up his face when eventually The Portal began to open.

"Ok, back in the Portal."

"No! I'm having too much FUN!" Hailey screamed, hair flying. "COME MY PRETTIES!" Birds began flocking to her.

"Not good."

"FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY! FLY!" The birds picked Hailey up and began heading in a Northern direction and the portal began to close.

"Well that takes care of that." Naruto stated. "She's the Sound's problem now."

Kurenai stared at the girl awhile before turning and heading back to the village. As much as she disliked the idea, Orochimaru would deal with her accordingly.

Some time later, the birds dropped the girl in the middle of Nowhere.

"Where's this?"

In two seconds she was hit by several kunai and the birds dispersed.

"Ugh, one of them." Karin kicked the body.

"Now Karin, play nice." Kabuto sneered.

"But she's already dead."

"I know, but still. I can finally experiment on this thing…"

"You're creepy." Karin stated as Kabuto swung their prize over his shoulder.

"I get that a lot."

Review! Next Time: More exploration into the more Evolved species of the Annoyance: Evolved Fangirls.