Title: The Hills Get Spammed
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: the Hills Have Eyes
Pairings: Lizard/Brenda, Bobby/Ruby (they're only mentioned–slash–hinted)
Summary: Goggle does a damn good job at doing what he does best. So then how come he couldn't spot these psychos sneaking in until it was too late? : Co-Written with Apples :
Word Count: 519
Author's Note: Um… surprise! We get to see what poor Goggle had to go through with Sue while Lizard was dealing with Mary.
I don't know if this means there'll be a Gary and Stu after this. I really don't. And neither does my friend. So yeah. We'll think about it and see if there'll be one or not.
Thank you so much Berry's Ambitions, Whisperer of Wintersilence, Dance Elle Dance, and Merciless Angels Never Cry for your lovely reviews. :) You're all awesome. :)
Warnings: Language, Mary-Sue, and OOC-ness.
Disclaimer: the Hills Have Eyes and its characters respectfully belong to Alexandre Aja & Wes Craven. And we definitely do not own [nor want] Mary-Sue.
The Hills Get Spammed
Goggle does a damn good job at doing what he does best.
He's the watcher of Jupiter's Clan and keeps an eye out for any intruders coming their way.
… So then how come he couldn't spot these psychos sneaking in until it was too late?
Perhaps he's gotten a little rusty since they're no longer on the hunt for humans. Changes were made ever since the Carter family came into their territory and Lizard hooked up with the younger, blond female.
"GOGGLE~"
Said mutant cringes at the loud outburst and dread slowly pumps through his veins. This isn't normal, he knows, because this shrilly voice belongs to the same girl that they've killed how many times now? It makes him wonder what the government has done now to create these things that somehow keep finding them.
"OH, GOGGLE~ WHERE ARE YOU~?"
Again, he cringes at the sound of the voice calling out to him.
It's only been recently that he's starting to wish he had Chameleon's mutation. The guy blends in so well with the rocks that it's impossible for an outsider to see him when strolling by. But would that even help if he did have Chameleon's mutation? No. Goggle knows what would help him. What would help him is if these psychos who share the same looks and the same voice and the same name would just stop appearing out of nowhere.
That's what would help.
Plus he's tired of hearing Lizard's bitching about how he's failing to do his job.
It's not his fault, dammit.
And what's Lizard's excuse? He, Papa, and Cyst all witnessed how he (Lizard) choked the life out of the two females with his spike strip. So how come they're not staying dead?
What was it that Bobby said when he came to visit Ruby and heard the news about these two girls called Mary and Sue? "Maybe they're zombies"? Was that it? Were they zombies or something?
"COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE EVER YOU ARE, GOGGLE-DEAREST~"
"…"
And Lizard shouldn't really complain anyway.
The girl chasing his brother isn't half as annoying as the one chasing him is.
Goggle reaches inside his coat to pull out his knife. Maybe if he's lucky he can slice the girl's throat and it would finally end.
Because, seriously, his skin crawls every time the female named Sue calls his name.
He freezes.
Oh God, no.
His knife…
It's not there.
It's not on him.
"GOGGLE-SWEETNESS, WHERE ARE YOU?"
Dammit! The voice is getting closer and he can't find his knife and—
His fingers come in contact with his walkie-talkie and he knows what needs to be done. He needs to radio Lizard and tell him to get his ass over here now. And hopefully finish the job that he can't seem to get done.
To his disappointment it's Brenda that answers him and not his idiot of an older brother.
"Don't worry, Goggle; I'll tell Lizard as soon as I find him and he'll be there in a jiffy."
Goggle really does hope that'll be the case.
His ears are weeping with blood.