Mod's Dating Game
Pt.2
Authors note: You might need to use a little imagination on this one.
"Thanks for tuning to the Mod Dating Game show my duckies with me, your host, Mad Mod. Now, in case you missed yesterdays show then you should know that we're pairing up the titans, the first dates didn't go so well but hopefully today will be better. Now Cyborg, I'm going to ask how your date went because, well, IT'S FUNNY!! So, share with us YOUR DATE!!
"Ok, it was lame and horrible, Terra didn't do a thing but complai…" but Cyborg was cut off short because Terra had tackled and started to strangle him.
"Ha, ha!!Look at him suffer!! This show must really be taking his breath away! PFFT!! I crack myself up! Ok, I think Cyborg has had enough. CYNDERBLOCK! Get her off him."
"Yes sir!"Cinderblock said moving swiftly to Terra and yanking her off.
"Cyborg, I think you should stop insulting Terra, she'll probably kill you next time," Beastboy suggested butting in.
"I… don't… want to hear that from you!" he replied in between breaths. Beastboy just shrugged.
Mad Mod: "Well as much as I hate to break up a party, but, time to get down to business! First couple is… Beastboy and Terra!" Terra and Beastboy blushed and looked down. "And you guys will be going to a water park. Alright, second couple will be, let's see here… Bumble Bee and Cyborg!"
"Well, it can't be any worse than my last date," Cyborg thought.
"And you guys will be having a picnic in a meadow. Have fun! Next couple, boy didn't see this one comin… Raven and Speedy! And a weapons museum is your destination! Bear with me folks, next is Robin and Sta- Jinx!"
"Who?" questioned Robin.
"You heard me! JINX! J-I-N-X! JINX! GOT IT!!?? And you guys will be going horse back riding. And Starfire and Aqualad will be going to an aquarium!" Mad Mod points to the camera. "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!!" *COMMERCIAL BREAK* "Well, alright my duckies welcome back! Let's tune into everyone's favorite stalker… OVERLODE!!"
"Thanks Moddie."
"So who are you stalking right now?
"Well Beastboy and Terra at the water park of course!"
"Let's zoom zoom on them!"
Beastboy and Terra looked down at the ground slowly turning their heads to glance at each other. But quickly looked away turning beet red. Terra slid her hand into Beastboy's. "What do you want to do first Beastboy?" asked Terra. Beastboy looked down at their hands startled, "um…" there was a pause. "How about the lazy river?" "… Yea, sure." The screen fades out and Mad Mod appears.
"I think you guys can guess what happens next… OR NOT!!! Ok Overlode, stalk someone else!'
"Ok, L-O-V-E!" Overlode said with an electrical smile.
"No," Mad Mod responded, "Just get to Cyborg and Bumble Bee!"
"Sniff, ok…" the screen switched to the next couple that was just mentioned. The meadow of flowers surrounded a little picnic blanket covered with an assortment of food. Cyborg took a bite of what seemed to have been a ham sandwich, but, when it touched his tongue he looked ready to barf, but slowly swallowed it choking a bit. Bumble Bee put her hand to her mouth and giggled.
"It can't be that bad," she said.
"Oh, yeah? Then take a bite, I dare you." Cyborg said narrowing his eye.
"You don't have to dare me, I was going to eat anyway." Bumble Bee replied picking up a spoonful of potato salad, but her reaction was the same, only, she didn't bother swallowing it. "Bleh! That was horrible!"
"Told ya," he snickered.
"But I'm hungry!" and as if on cue, her stomach grumbled.
"Me to…" Cyborg complained, "How bout we go get some real food?"
"That sounds great!" Bumble Bee said clapping her hands together with glee. They both got up leaving the picnic.
Mad Mod was watching the whole time and was infuriated. "HEY! They aren't supposed to leave!" he huffed, "Fine! Overlode go to someone else, I don't like this station." The camera quickly went to Raven and Speedy. Speedy seemed happier then Raven, probably because this was his kind of place.
"Let's go over there," Speedy pointed trying not to get too excited.
"Whatever." They both walked over to were Speedy had pointed, and it was a whole section on bows and arrows.
"So, Raven, do you want to talk or something?" Raven didn't even bother turning her head; she just shifted her eyes to him and seemed to be glaring, obviously not enjoying any of this. Speedy flinched and turned away giving up on talking.
Mad Mod: "ACKWARD!!" but he realized too late that he spoke too loud. Raven and Speedy turned around catching Overlode stalking them. (None of the titans knew they were under surveillance) They both gaped their mouths open as if getting ready to say something.
Mad Mod: "OVERLODE! GET OUT OF THERE SOLDIER!! YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED! I REPEAT, YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED! RUN!!!" (The crowd was going wild) Overlode dropped the camera and ran away.
"Hey! Get back here you freak!" Speedy screamed after him.
While Speedy was trying to get Overlode, Raven stooped down to pick up the camera. "What the?" and, as if in realization, her eyes dropped, "I see," she said in her usual monotone, "This must be real fun for you isn't it Mad Mod?"
"Oh, you have no idea Rae!" he giggled, "But I'm going to have to take that camera from you!" The camera disappeared from her hands and the screen no longer presented her. "That, was almost pretty bad………… OVERLODE!! Get your electrical butt over here!!" Mad Mod shouted.
"Um, yes Mad Mod?"
"You got caught because you were careless."
"Um, actually you…"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES!!"
"Yes sir."
"Ok governor, next time you get caught you'll be FIRED!!!"
"But I have 5 kids, don't do that to me!" Overlode pleaded on his knees.
"Then don't get caught! That is all. Now get your camera and go!"
"Yes sir!" Overlode said picking up the camera and running to the next destination.
A while later………………………….
"Overlode, are you there yet?" Mad Mod asked sticking his finger in his ear, pulling out ear wax, and flicking it somewhere. 'Clean that up Plasmas!"
"yeah M.M., I'm at the horse farm and let me tell you, it smells like poo!"
"I don't really care, just go to Robin and Jinx!!"
"Okidoki." The camera zoomed in on the two of them and they both seemed generally pleased riding their black and white horses.
"- So that's why you left the hive?"
"Yea, pretty much, but, what startles me is that the teen titans split up."
"Oh… well, we got older and realized that we couldn't stay in a group together forever so, we thought it was time to split."
"Well, I think it was a bad idea that you guys separated."
"Why would you say that?"
"Well, as soon as you guys 'split' crime rate went up to an all time high."
"Really? I didn't know that." He said sarcastically. "We had a long time to think about it before we made our decision… Besides, just because we have superpowers doesn't mean we have to save the world."
"You don't have any powers," corrected Jinx
"SHUTUP!"
"So….romantic," Mad Mod interrupted *quietly this time* "Anyway, lasts but not least… our last couple… Aqualad and Starfire!" The screen showed an aquarium, Aqualad and Starfire were in the tunnel surrounded by cute lil fishies. "I'm swimmin, I'm swimmin!" Aqualad yelled flapping his arms.
"I am glad you are having a pleasing time with the tanks of fish friend Aqualad!"
"What! The fish are in tanks!?"
"Why does this bother you so?" but Aqualad had already tuned her out and was using his telepathic powers to talk to the fish.
"Let us out Aqualad, let us out!" pleaded the fish.
"Oh my gosh! I won't let this crime go on anymore; I'll set you free my friends!" And with that, Aqualad broke the fish 'prisons' and flooded the aquarium.
"EEEK!" Starfire shrieked as the wall of water pushed her to…… THE GIFT SHOP!! Aqualad popped up beside her with a victorious smile spread across his face. "Wow Aqualad you are, as they say, the brave!" Starfire squealed with hearts in her eyes.
"Well, it's all in a day's work babe." Aqualad made a heroic pose as cameras flashed around him. (how did the cameras work after being under water we don't know) Aqualad's victory was short lived when the security guards showed up to kick them out.
"Do you know how much this will cost to repair?!" Questioned one of the security guard.
"Um…..no," Aqualad said nervously pushing his fingers together.
"How are you going to pay for this fish boy?" asked the other security guard.
"Oh… uh, Moddie will pay for it… I think…well we better be off Starfire, sorry guys."
The camera zoomed out to show Mad Mod running around the stage with his head in his hands. "oh Cinderblock, how are we going to afford this?!" *sniff* "Plasmas clean up my tears!!" *sniff* "We're almost bankrupt as it is! *sniff* (looks up at audience) "oh, I mean we can totally pay for it, just ignore my spastic behavior loves, hehe. Well anyway, let's um, get some feedback on the dates. Cinderblock beam them back!" *titans are back now*
"I would ask how your dates went, but, I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!"
"What's up with Moddie?" Beastboy whispered to Raven.
"I think I have an idea." Raven replied with her arms crossed.
"I can't take it anymore! Plasmas take over!!"Mad Mod yelled leaving in a huff. Plasmas walked out nervously.
"Um…. How did your dates go?"
"Plasmas, was it? Yeah, you're a butt full of ugly. You look like runny crap!" Aqualad rudely said.
"Huh? What? NO!!" Plasmas screamed crying out of the room.
"Great, you made a grown man cry." Raven said in her trademark monotone.
"Well, this isn't the first time." Aqualad shrugged.
"Dude I don't want to know," Beastboy said. The titans stood there dully when Cinderblock came out but ran away immediately in horror; Overlode didn't even bother showing himself.
"Well that was a waste," Speedy chimed in.
"Should we go on without a host?" Bumble Bee asked the group.
"I guess so." Terra replied, "We'll start since we were first. Um, well, I thought it was a yes, do you agree Beastboy?" He was about to respond, but was cut off short by Mad Mod.
Mad Mod: "Actually my duckies,, you're dates today weren't the last, tomorrow will be final, so, I don't need feedback!!"
"But, but-"
"Oh Terra, I know how it kills you but I DON'T CARE!! Please folks, watch tomorrow's show, it will be surprising!" *show ends* "I know Terra, you probably hate me but, it's not me it's you." Mad Mod said turning around, but winced at the site before him. Terra was in front of him giving him a death glare, her hands were almost around his skinny little neck. He gulped, "Well, loves, GOT TO GO!!" He ran away with Terra at his heels.
"GET BACK HERE LOVE SMASHER!!"
"DUUUDE!! I do not want to be that guy!!"
"I agree B.B." Cyborg said glad that it wasn't him Terra was made at. But, in everyone's head, they were thinking who would end up with and started getting nervous.