I gently massaged the bridge of my nose as the fifth "Ask him to bite you!" request skipped off, in the direction of the football team, her undoubtedly fake boobs unmoving.

I wondered sometimes if they knew the whole Twilight series was just a product of Stephanie Meyer's imagination. Why they'd even want it to be real is beyond me, there would be hot vampires yes, but they're the PERFECT predator if the want your blood they'll get it and according to those books most vampires did.

I snapped back to reality when I heard a voice.

"Hey, Billy, didn't know you were moving."

I perked up at my nickname and spun around to see, Minnie, my best friend.

I shrugged, "Neither did I, just found out this morning, apparently mum thought I would handle it better now."

"Ah, I see." He sighed,

Yes, Minnie is a boy. I call him Minnie because when he was younger his grandma sent him a Minnie Mouse beanie and his mom made him ware it, since she didn't want him to hurt his grandmother's feelings.

"So, how long do I have before you leave?"

"Until I get home." I muttered, sucking on my cheek.

"Want me to kidnap you so you don't have to go?" Minnie asked, kindly.

I shook my head, "She'd find me. Mum's like a dog sometimes I'm always wondering if she has some blood-hound ancestors, but then that would make me part dog, yuck."

Minnie chuckled, "Well, bye then. Make sure you get a hotmail so I can cyber-sex you up."

I laughed, "Of course, how could I miss out on that?"

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"Well, this is our new home." Mum rang, her voice dripping with that awful fake cheeriness she used since Devon the Relator was still there.

Devon beamed, also coated in the same falseness, "Yep, hey kids first one to find hidden the bedroom gets to sleep there."

He did not just say that. I watched in horror as my younger brothers and cousins scrambled away in search of this hidden room.

Oh, did I forget to mention, my mother's whole side of the family is going to live in the house with us? Well she is, isn't that great?

"Aren't you going to look for it too?" The all to perfect relator asked.

I shrugged at him, I knew he wanted me to leave so he and my mother could flirt.

"Bailey Joann, if you're not going to look for it make sure the others don't hurt themselves or get lost." My mother so kindly begged.

Yes, oh master, I am at your command. Don't you worry now, you have your fun flirting and I'll go watch the devils. A problem? Oh not at all, I love watching kids.

I grinned at her and told her I would do as she asked.

This was going to be easy, watching 9 kids when the eldest was a 10 year old, especially when 5 of the 9 had anger-management issues.

Ooo, there are trees behind our house. I stared at the beautiful forest, trees. It was then that I knew what I was going to do. I was going to look in the forest, maybe find a snake or two and plant them in mom's lingerie suitcase. Not poisonous of course, but enough to pay her back for fucking with the Relator behind dad's back.

I felt my heart skip as the leaves crunched softly beneath my feet I looked up at the sky to see the sun peeking through a roof of leaves. It was beautiful and quiet just what I was going to need a getaway.

I laid down in the leaves a grin creeping to my lips. Peace and then

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

AHHH my head. Somebody big was coming and that somebody was awful at walking in the forest.

"What are you doing?" Somebody asked, from behind me.

I looked up and saw a very tall, well muscled Native American boy by the looks of it a bit older than me.

"Making leaf angels obviously. What else would one do lying on the forest floor?" I replied, cocking my brow.

"Er, you don't wanna know. Anyway, where'd you come from?"

Hmm, something dirty no doubt? Yuck, wouldn't leaves and dirt get everywhere?

"The big house that was just sold a couple days ago. Where are you from?" I said, sitting up.

God, I feel ridiculously small compared to this boy.

"Oh! You must be my new neighbor! My mom's going to give you casserole tonight, I wouldn't recommend eating it." The boy mumbled quietly, that's weird a such a big boy being quiet.

"No offense I wouldn't eat it anyway, I don't eat food other people give me. I'm Bailey and you are?"

"Embry Call, nice to meet you."

"Pleasure to meet you. " I finished grinning stupidly.

Wait, did he say his name was Embry Call? God, he must know I'm from Indiana.

"BAILEY JOANN RIGGS GET THE HELL IN THIS SHIT-HOLE RIGHT NOW! SOPHI CUT HER FINGER!!!"

"Wow, your mom sounds nice."

"Yep, she's the best mum I could ever ask for."

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CRY at pi! Sorry for taking so long to update! Thanks so much for reading and commenting! I haven't been able to publish because of Geometry!!! But now I have an A in it so I no longer have to study! Please review! I'm one of those freaks who pees themselves when they get one!