I See

Last time in I See:

Naruto battles a group of enemy ninja, with no help from Kakashi, when he is hit with a jutsu that seems to do absolutely nothing. Finishing off the ninja Naruto proclaims his hunger to the world. *Cue dramatic music* Will the jutsu remain harmless? Will Kakashi actually do something in this chapter? But most importantly, will Naruto get something to eat? Find out in this chapter of I See!

Chapter 2

With Naruto:

It had been about a day since that mission and things had been…strange.

For one, when he went to sleep last night he had had a very…disturbingly realistic dream of Konoha, except this Konoha was different.

The first thing wrong was Tsunade wasn't on the mountain; in fact sometimes the 4th hokage wasn't even there sometimes. Everything else looked somehow older yet newer at the same time, if that made any since at all.

It was like he was living out actions…just not his actions. He had done a lot of things…but he was pretty darn sure that giving birth was not on that list.

The second thing weird was when he was awake. Where ever he went his vision would get strange. It was like he was seeing hundreds of different things at once.

Like just this morning, he was walking down an alley when he saw a flower pot fall, only for it to fall seconds later, giving him more than enough time to dodge. Unfortunately for his head and the flower pot, he didn't. Because really, he was confused and just kept walking.

...

Okay, now things were just bizarre. It was now two days since that mission, and his dreams were getting worse. Now he was seeing, all at once, a million different versions of Konoha and events that took place near it and in it.

It was so unsettling.

He could have sworn that he wasn't the person actually seeing the events, especially when one of them involved stalking his rival. Who he now knew liked tomatoes… a lot…it was actually really creepy what he did with them.

To make matters worse, he could barely leave his house without getting a ragging headache. It seemed like he could see what every action would produce in effect, and there were a lot of possibilities.

Sparring, well that was a big no-no, he had almost passed out from pain when he sparred against Sasuke.

They had barely started to fight, when the sheer amount of futures bomb-barded him, leaving him with a very bad headache.

He didn't even know a squirrel was there, none the less that it could trip Sasuke causing the teme to stumble into Kakashi, who was referring, who would then push him away. He then stumbled into the waiting arms of Sakura who declared her love, and Sasuke actually being off guard accidently said yes. Then…well to keep the story short, they get married, have kids, get in a fight, Sasuke leaves her for a traveling saleswoman, who turns out to be a man, who turns out to be a very creepy man, Sasuke leaves the she-man and ends up becoming lonely. He then buys many cats and becomes overly friendly with squirrels.

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Five days since the battle. He couldn't sleep anymore. It was terrifying, every time he closed his eyes he could see someone else's memory, someone else's death. Oh there was so much death and blood. No his dreams were much too gruesome now and he wouldn't, couldn't, sleep again. If the nightmares weren't enough the sheer amount dreams would have beaten him. There were just too many all at once.

He could scarcely step near his door without crumpling to the ground in pain, who knew a door could hold so many possibilities. Why did one little door have to lead to millions of futures? People, or any kind of contact, were bad. He felt like his head would explode by just looking at a person.

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He didn't know how long he had been in this forest, all he knew was that before he left he couldn't take it anymore, he had to get out. There were too many people, possibilities, memories. In fact, being anywhere near another human was completely unbearable, especially when you knew all of their deepest, darkest secrets.

When he was out here everything calmed down a bit, though he still had a terrible headache, and he could still see hundreds of possibilities flashing before his eyes.

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Everyone Else:

"Well Team Seven? Where is he?" asked an angry blonde haired Hokage.

"Well, um, see shishou, we kinda don't know?" replied a hesitant Sakura.

"What do you mean, just go scream 'Free Ramen,' that normally brings him running," remarked the slightly less irritated Tsunade.

"Dobe," added the raven haired avenger.

"TEME!" screamed the passive faced Jounin before sighing, "It's just not the same."

There was about a two second shocked silence before Tsunade sent a glare at Kakashi before asking, "When was the last time Naruto was seen then?"

"Um, well I haven't seen him since he sparred with Sasuke-kun about a week ago, but he seemed a little weird that day."

"Hn."

"Maa, same here," added Kakashi as he pulled out his infamous orange book.

Now Tsunade was concerned. It wasn't like Naruto to go five seconds without doing something attention worthy, none the less a week.

"Okay Sakura, I want you to go and get Shino, Kiba, a Hyuuga and anyone that would know where Naruto might be, then send them here, after that you can resume your work at the hospital."

"Hai," confirmed Sakura before dashing through the window to complete her assignment.

"Kakashi!"

"Yo." replied said man lazily.

"Stop reading that perverted book!" screamed the Hokage.

The man merely blinked before glancing at his book lustfully and placing it gently into his vest while anime tears fell down his face.

...

Tsunade looked at the strange ensemble of shinobi gathered in her office.

Jiraiya and Kakashi were standing in a corner giggling about something that had to be perverse.

Neji and Sasuke were glaring at each other, probably fighting over who had the biggest stick up their butt.

Kiba was talking to his giant dog Akamaru, while Shino was standing beside him being…well Shino.

Ino was looking, well lusting, at the glaring Uchiha; what was she even doing here?

And finally Iruka sat on a chair looking nervous.

"Alright…SHUT UP!" screamed the short-tempered woman getting the attention of her shinobi. "I need you to go and find Naruto-"

"Naruto? Is there something wrong with him? Oh Kami, please tell me he's ok," begged a wide-eyed Iruka as he stood up frantically, his mommy senses tingling.

Tsunade merely raised an eyebrow, "Do you know something Iruka?"

"No, that's why I'm worried. I haven't seen Naruto in nearly a week, that's not like him. He would have told me if he was sent on a mission," replied the panicked teacher.

"Yes, that's precisely why you all are here. I need you to find the gaki and bring him back here. He should still be in the village, the question is where."

Everyone stood there for a few seconds before Tsunade sighed loudly, "Well GO!"

"Hai," they all chorused before leaving via the window.

Tsunade's left eyed twitched, "Why doesn't anyone ever use the dang door? One day that windows going to be closed, then what?"

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AN:

Sorry it's been quite some time…so I went to the dentist. *sob* THEY WANT MY WISDOM! WHY? WHAT A CRUEL CRUEL FATE!

GAW! Okay sooo this chapter isn't what I wanted it to be…The ends alright I guess. The part with Naruto losing it was…meh. I dunno should I try to re-write it or do you think it's alright?

Alright so basically if you didn't get it from the Naruto part (I don't blame you…*sigh* wish I could've written it better…maybe I will…) basically the jutsu made Naruto dream the pasts of pretty much everyone and see the future where ever he went.

HEAD COUNT! Alright everyone who read this and is still alive raise your hand…NOO WE LOST ONE! *sob* WHY? WHY DID HE/SHE HAVE TO DIE SOO YOUNG?

Oops~ just a blanket. Well looks like we're good everyone, carry on! Kay ba-bye! Thanks for ready and such!