Thanks for the reviews and here is the next chapter


Today was the big day; Zelda Harkinian was standing in front of her high school. She took a deep breath as she stepped on campus. Suddenly she was on the ground and in pain. She looked up to see a girl about the same age as her. The girl immediately apologized and assisted Zelda up, then scampered off into the building, flailing her arms comically.

Zelda smiled as she dusted off her uniform. She gazed at her surroundings until her eyes fell upon a trio of girls, not that she was pleased with what she saw, but upon further inspection of their uniforms she couldn't help but stare.

Their uniforms were so skimpy and unbelievably short. Compared to Zelda's dark greyish skirt, that reached just above the knees, theirs were skanky and whorish, as theirs was similar to the length of daisy dukes.

She smirked. At least Zelda had the decency to button up her pale yellow shirt, wear dark knee-high socks and proper shoes.

She quickly averted her gaze before someone caught her gawking. The brunette walked into the school, rather curious of what kind of 'adventure' lay ahead. Now where's the principal office?


Samus and Peach were waiting at the principal office. Ironically, Master Hand had broken his hand in a bicycle incident and had to be hospitalized. So until he returned Vice-principal Crazy Hand is in charge. She had given Samus Zelda's locker number and hall pass, since she had the task of showing her around.


When Zelda had finally found the principal office. Samus introduced herself and Peach.

"Hey, you're the girl who fell on top of me on campus," Zelda pointed out, giggling.

"Oh, yeah I was hoping you wouldn't notice. Sorry again," Peach said, awkwardly scratching the back of her neck.

Their conversation was interrupted when the bell for homeroom rang and the students in the hall dispersed.

After homeroom was English. Master Hand had excused Samus and Zelda from class so Zelda could be shown around, prior to his accident, of course.


"This is the bathrooms, make sure you have your hall pass at all times," Samus informed the brunette. Zelda, who had been oh-so attentive, was mentally jotting down notes.

"And that concludes the tour of Smash High. Any questions?" Samus inquired as though she were a teacher.


Zelda paused. "No? Okay then, let's go get lunch before the hall gets too crowded," Samus said. Zelda nodded and pulled out her lunch card. (Is it just my school or does every school give students their lunch card in the mail?)

"Oh yeah I should probably introduce you to everyone. Meh, they'll notice you sooner or later. There's a certain few people you need to keep an eye on," Samus began confidently.

"First being the three girls in the skimpy uniforms. The girl with the black hair is Aurelia Bright, the red haired girl is Alicia K., and the light brown hair is Leanne Simons. They are the very definition of bitch and whore. They refer to themselves as A.L.A."

"Also, those boys over there. Marth Blue, Link Kook and Roy Larson. They are just so…" Peach began to cringe, infuriated.

Samus patted her back to calm her. Peach took a bite of sandwich as did Zelda.

"Those three are trouble. Marth is a player, interested in every girl but Leanne, because of her crush on him. Roy is your regular smart guy, but he is kinda awkward and ALWAYS tells the truth. It's just plain annoying. Link, you wouldn't like him, he's kind of a jerk," Samus stated.

Zelda pondered on this Link boy, he was pretty cute. She was snapped out her thoughts by Peach who revealed that A.L.A. had a not-so-secret love for the boys.

"Leanne would terminate any girl who dared come near her ice cold Link. As for Alicia she was more of a talker, she would just talk Roy out the relationship. Roy being gullible broke it off with his last girlfriend because of her. Aurelia has this 'undying' love for Marth," Peach continued, "I heard Leanne is beginning to give up on Link, and Aurelia says that she's a virgin but I doubt it…" Peach trailed off about gossip on everyone in the building.


"Check it out guys, the new girl's checking me out," Marth winked at the girl.

"Maarrth, just admit it you love me!" Unfortunately their little 'fan club' had paid them to sit at the same table.

Huge mistake.

"Correction, Marth she seems to be taking an interest in our Hylia-"

"Kokiri," Link stated after interrupting Roy.

Roy stared blankly at Link. "Link, no matter how much you deny it, you are Hylian. Like that girl over there."

Link sighed as Marth gazed at the princess of Hyrule.


I know it's short but it's 6am I need to get some sleep...