Please Train me Boss!
I am Konohamaru!
It had been two days since Naruto had graduated from Konoha's ninja academy and each passing day was better than the last. The first day was spent in the hospital with Iruka, who was getting treated from the injuries inflicted on him by Mizuki. To Naruto's relief, none of the wounds were serious and Iruka would be released from the hospital the next day. Even better yet, a really cute nurse gave Naruto an entire jar of candy as a reward for graduating from the academy. The next day Iruka treated Naruto to ramen at the Ichiraku Ramen shop to celebrate Iruka's release from the hospital. Although, his sensei kept complaining about how itchy his bandages were the whole time.
However, today was a very important day for Naruto. He was going to register and receive his ninja license at the academy! Feeling that he should alter his looks for the occasion, Naruto had spent three hours applying paint to his hands and face. The results was an evil looking mime with red spirals on his cheeks and fingertips and various markings covering his face. Once he was ready, Naruto made his way to the Hokage's mansion first to have his I.D picture taken.
"Hey are you really going to have your picture taken with that face?" asked the photographer.
The photographer was an overweight elderly man with a gray ring of hair that crowned a bald patch on top of his head. The photographer's beady eyes were magnified a bit by his enormous spectacles. He was wearing a green button down shirt with a pair of black slacks. He was currently frowning at Naruto's idea of a good picture as he leaned on an old fashioned shutter box.
"Don't worry about it. Just take it!" said Naruto excitedly.
"Geez, just don't regret it later," complained the photographer with an annoyed grunt.
The photographer moved under the covering that would protect the picture from light and readied the flash button.
"Okay, say cheese," said the photographer.
Immediately Naruto struck the meanest pose he could think of just as the flash went off.
Sarutobi was scanning Naruto's registration form while the blond sat before him with a pleased grin on his face. Prior to turning in his registration form Naruto had made sure wash off his frightening paint job. He now appeared just like normal with his goggles perched upon his forehead.
'Hobby - To pull pranks'
'Favorite food is ramen, especially miso ramen'
'Date of birth - October tenth'
'Age - Twelve years old'
'Sign - Libra'
'Registration Number 102607'
Sarutobi raised his eyes quizzically at Naruto's I.D picture drawing a chuckle from the boy.
"I couldn't make a nice face so it took three hours to make it look like that! Still, isn't it artistic or like cool!" bragged Naruto while flashing the thumbs up sign.
"Take it over," said the Third with a sigh.
"Noo!" moaned Naruto in protest.
"Re-take the picture," repeated Sarutobi more firmly.
"No way!" replied Naruto stubbornly.
The two ninjas begun to glare at each other before without warning…
"Henge!" cried Naruto while making a hand seal.
Naruto when up in a poof of smoke before he reappeared as the perky blonde girl again. Just like before the remaining smoke kept certain visuals hidden from sight.
"Hokage-sama, pleased," begged the girl in her most seductive moan.
The old man blinked stupidly for a few moments before his nose begun spurting blood. Sarutobi jerked back in his chair and comically fell over. He remained on the ground twitching for a few moments while Naruto changed back to normal. After a minute, the shaken up old man picked himself up off the ground and begun to clean his nose with a handkerchief.
"The temptation technique, eh? What an absurd technique," grumbled Sarutobi in annoyance.
Naruto begun to chuckle while placing a hand behind his head. He wasn't quite sure how to respond to that so he said nothing.
"By the way Naruto, where is your forehead protector?" asked Sarutobi.
"I'm not going to wear it until the explanatory meeting since it will get scratched," replied Naruto while rubbing his old goggles.
"I see, well putting that aside this ninja registration form is something of utmost secrecy that will remain in the village. Therefore it is an important document even to you," said Sarutobi.
The Third glanced at Naruto's registration form again.
"So what is with this face?" asked the Third.
Naruto ignored Sarutobi's question and voiced instead what was on his mind.
"I don't understand those complex things!" whined Naruto.
Suddenly there was a glint of light flashing from the doorway of the classroom. Both Naruto and Sarutobi stared at the figure who burst into the room waving a mini shuriken wildly.
"Fight me you old geezer!" yelled a small kid as he charged.
The kid was wearing a yellow T-shirt with the Konoha leaf symbol on the front. He was also wearing a pair of tan shorts and what appeared to be a safety helmet on his head. The boy was also wearing a long blue scarf that seemed to sway in some none existent breeze as he moved. A long brown ponytail stuck out the back of the boy's helmet and his brown eyes seemed to radiate with determination.
"The title of Hokage belongs to me, Konohamaru!" was the last thing the kid shouted before he tripped and fell flat on his face.
"The hell? Who is this kid?" thought Naruto to himself as the kid rolled on the ground cradling his head.
"Itai!" moaned Konohamaru in pain.
"Problems just keep showing up," thought Sarutobi with a resigned sigh as he sucked quietly on his pipe.
The sound of footsteps approached the room rapidly before a tall lanky man entered the room. The man had brown hair that was mostly covered by a navy blue bandana. He wore a pair of dark sunglasses that hid his brown eyes as well as a navy blue sweat suit. His name was Ebisu. Ebisu's mouth opened in shock upon finding Konohamaru laying on the floor.
The little ninja climbed into a sitting position and rubbed his head a bit before speaking.
"Is this a trap?" demanded Konohamaru.
Ebisu looked quickly around the room before replying.
"Are you alright young master? Oh and there are no traps by the way."
The kid turned towards Naruto after noticing him for the first time. Ebisu did the same before gasping in surprise.
"This kid is the nine tailed demon fox. The dropout I really hate," thought the lanky man to himself before adapting a knowing smirk.
Konohamaru stomped up to Naruto and pointed an accusing finger at his face.
"I got it, you did something didn't you?!" he demanded angrily.
Naruto's reaction was unexpected. He quickly grabbed the collar of the kid's shirt and lifted him an inch into the air. Anger was written all over the Naruto's face and a vein was throbbing in his temple.
"You just tripped on your own!" bellowed Naruto heatedly.
"Hey, let go of him! He's the great grandson of the third Hokage!" cried the tall man.
Naruto anger lessened a bit as he took in this information but he had yet to release Konohamaru. He glanced back and forth between Sarutobi and the brat as if searching for a resemblance.
"He stopped right after he found out I was the grandson of a Hokage. He must be just like Ebisu-sensei and everyone else," thought Konohamaru with a grin.
"What's the matter, why don't you hit me if you can! You're no match for the grandson of a Hokage!" taunted Konohamaru.
"Like I care about that! You idiot!" roared Naruto before he punched the kid as hard as he could in the head.
"This guy…" was Konohamaru's last thought before he blacked out.
"What have you done!?" wailed Ebisu.
Sarutobi merely rubbed his eyes tiredly before dismissing Naruto with a wave of his hand.
It was ten minutes later before Konohamaru awakened with a splitting headache. Immediately he glanced around the room in search of the blond jerk who hit him.
"Young master, you've awakened!" said the lanky man happily.
"That guy, where is he?" asked Konohamaru quietly.
"Hm, young master you are the grandson of a Hokage. Even though he hit you, you mustn't get involved with a guy like him. No good will come out of it. I, the elite teacher Ebisu, am never wrong," said Ebisu firmly.
Konohamaru suddenly found the floor to be very interesting as his sensei worked his way into a rant that he had heard many times before.
"You wish to become the fifth Hokage right? If I teach you ninja techniques, it will be easy to gain the title of Hokage," declared Ebisu in a manner that suggested he had practiced this speech many times.
Konohamaru still hadn't looked up from the floor yet.
"Yes, the quickest path to becoming a Hokage is to learn from me," droned on Ebisu as he turned a bit to push his sunglasses further upon his nose. "Do you understand young master?" asked the man when he turned back around.
Konohamaru was nowhere in sight. Ebisu looked around the room for his student before he grasped his head in panic.
"He's gone!?" cried Ebisu.
At this moment, Sarutobi finally spoke up.
"It looks like he went to follow Naruto," he said while taking a drag on his pipe and exhaling the sweet perfumed scent.
"What!? I've got to find him!" wailed Ebisu before dashing out the classroom. "Young master, wait for me!"
"How did he grow up to be like that? That was the twentieth ambush today. It worries me even more when he's with Naruto. I hope he doesn't teach Konohamaru weird things," thought Sarutobi to himself when the footsteps of Ebisu faded completely.
"Do you want me to keep an eye on Naruto?" asked a voice outside of the classroom.
"Yes, please do… Genmaru," replied Sarutobi before a reddish blur dashed past the door.
"The nerve of that kid!" fumed Naruto to himself as he walked home.
"Hey, Naruto," called a familiar soft voice.
Naruto turned to find Elaine and Domino walking towards him. Elaine waved her arm in greeting while Naruto returned the gesture.
"I've heard that you've graduated!" said Elaine with a pleased smile.
"Yeah, the chef at Ichiraku wouldn't stop talking about it," chimed in Domino with a gorgeous smile that also radiated pleasure.
Naruto modestly rubbed the back of his head happily at his friend's praise.
"Yeah, well Iruka-sensei passed me after I beat up that Mizuki creep," replied Naruto with a chuckle.
"Mizuki-sensei… I thought I was picking up bad vibes from that guy," said Elaine thoughtfully.
"Right, and here I was thinking he was cute," said Domino with a huff that caused the others to sweat drop.
"Ookay, well anyway Naruto, did you turn in your registration form?" asked Elaine.
"Yep, I was just on my way from the academy to get some ramen. There was some weird kid there who tried to attack old man Hokage," replied Naruto with a frown.
"Let me guess. He had brown hair, a blue scarf, a safety helmet and a really stupid looking face?" listed Domino while ticking off her fingers.
"Yeah, that's the kid!" replied Naruto.
"Ah, that must been Konohamaru-san," stated Elaine with a sigh. "He has been giving the Third a lot of trouble lately."
"Really, he just seems plain stupid to me. He even tripped over his own feet," said Naruto while his eyebrow twitched.
"That's our Konohamaru for you," said Domino with a chuckle while playfully sticking out her tongue.
Naruto laughed.
"Say do you guys want to join me for some ramen?" asked Naruto with a grin.
"I would love to!" said both girls in unison.
Suddenly Elaine sighed.
"But Domino and I have to run a lot of errands today, but maybe we can have lunch together tomorrow?" Elaine asked hopefully.
"Alright, that'll be great!" replied Naruto with a grin.
"Wonderful!" said Domino happily. "I'll see if I can get Genmaru to make lunch and come with us!"
"Genmaru?" asked Naruto in confusion.
"Oh yeah, you two never met. Genmaru is Domino's boyfriend as well as the leader of our team. He's also an excellent cook," explained Elaine with a smile.
"You three are in a team?" asked Naruto in surprise.
"That's right but we'll give you all the details at lunch tomorrow. Don't be late or I'll never forgive!" said Domino with a playful wink.
"We've better get going, see you later Naruto!" said Elaine before she and Domino walked off.
Naruto resumed walking once his friends had rounded the corner.
Nothing eventful happened for the next three minutes and Naruto was just considering stopping for ice cream when suddenly he heard the sound of footsteps. Naruto glanced over his shoulder to see a pair of feet jutting out from beneath a camouflage cover. Apparently someone was stalking him. Figuring that this person was trying to play a lame joke on him Naruto resumed walking.
Naruto had gone no father than five steps before he heard the footsteps again. This time they sounded closer than before. In annoyance, Naruto turned around to yell at his newfound shadow.
"Don't follow me! What do you want?!" demanded Naruto shrilly.
Like before the stalker had donned a camouflage covering and pressed up against a wall. Naruto's eyebrow twitched in irritation when he spotted a familiar ponytail sticking out of the covering like a sore thumb.
"Um, that's really obvious you know," said Naruto after seeing Konohamaru's pitiful attempt to conceal himself.
Konohamaru chuckled before uncovering his face.
"Nice job detecting me. I should've expected it from the guy I heard rumors about," said the pint sized ninja in training as he folded up his camouflage covering.
Once he tucked it safely away in his pocket he approached Naruto and pointed at him.
"I don't mind being your follower," announced the kid abruptly.
"What?" asked Naruto in confusion.
Konohamaru pretended that he hadn't heard him and continued speaking.
"In return, tell me how to do the temptation technique you used to defeat the Hokage geezer!" demanded Konohamaru.
Naruto folded his arms before he more or less told Konohamaru no.
"Aw, don't say that! Please boss?" begged Konohamaru.
The kid had said the magic word.
"Boss eh, alright then you've got a deal!" replied Naruto with a grin.
After stopping first to get some ramen, Naruto and Konohamaru went to the village's shopping district to prepare the bratty kid for his training.
"Alright, listen up. First, in order to use a ninja technique well you need to be able to use your chatora well," explained Naruto as they walked.
"Chatora? Isn't that a brown tiger boss? I thought it was called chakra." said Konohamaru in confusion.
Naruto begun to panic at his error before hastily speaking.
"Shut up! Good ninjas call it chatora," Naruto lied.
"Really? So that's how it is!" replied Konohamaru excitedly.
"Man, I'm glad he's stupid," thought Naruto to himself as he wiped his brow with the sleeves of his jacket.
"Yeah, now listen. Chakra is …" begun Naruto, using the correct word this time, before he was cut off by Konohamaru.
"Simply put, it is the energy used to execute a technique," explained Konohamaru before he withdrew a manual from his pocket. "In other words, the body uses both the energy found in every single cell as well as sprit energy that accumulates through training and experience. After mixing the two energies together and forming a hand seal a technique can be executed." read Konohamaru.
"Don't act like you know everything when you're just reading from a scroll!" shouted Naruto.
"Sorry boss," said Konohamaru with a nervous chuckle.
"Anyway, although that thing goes on and on about it you just need two things to use a technique well." explained Naruto in a much calmer tone.
"What are those, boss?" asked Konohamaru.
"Hard work and guts." replied Naruto simply.
"Hard work and guts eh?" repeated Konohamaru in understanding.
"That's right and I plan to train you hard so prepare yourself." warned Naruto.
"Roger that, Boss!" said Konohamaru with a salute.
"Great that's the right attitude to have. Now try transforming so I can see how good your ninja techniques are," ordered Naruto with a grin.
He was clearly enjoying the power he had over the kid.
"Alright but what should I transform into?" asked the ninja in training.
Naruto glanced around for a moment before he pointed to a beautiful woman near a fruit stand. The woman was wearing a purple kimono with a black leotard underneath. She had long red hair that was tied into a ponytail. To say the least, she appeared very curvy.
"There, transform into that babe," ordered Naruto.
"Right, it'll be my pleasure!" said Konohamaru confidently.
Konohamaru carefully observed the woman, like an artist who was getting ready to paint a model before he made a hand seal.
"Henge!" cried the boy before he went up in smoke.
When the cloud cleared, Naruto was shocked to fine a rather ugly looking copy of the woman. Konohamaru's transformation resulted in a rather plump looking monster with a huge zit in the center of her forehead. Konohamaru also had a fuzzy patch of hair beneath his chin and a pair of squashed looking lips.
"Well do I look like her?" asked Konohamaru.
"S-Sure, the clothes and hair looks perfect," replied a repulsed Naruto.
"What's so similar?" growled a voice behind Naruto.
Naruto turned in time to catch a fist in the face from the angry woman that dropped him like a stack of potatoes before she turned to Konohamaru, who had changed back to normal.
"Listen young master. Please do a cuter transformation next time you turn into me okay?" asked the woman with a cheery smile before she walked off with a wave.
"She's scary," thought Konohamaru nervously.
Naruto groaned in pain from his new residence on the ground.
"Why did, I have to be hit?" whined Naruto pathetically.
After spending a few minutes making sure that there was no lasting damage to his face, Naruto had escorted Konohamaru to an adult book store.
"Okay, we're going to research pheromones here," declared Naruto.
"Roger, boss!" Konohamaru said before saluting Naruto.
Naruto opened the door to the shop and peered cautiously inside. Naruto grinned upon finding the shop owner sound asleep. Naruto beckoned Konohamaru into the store and the duo immediately made a beeline to the swimsuit section. Naruto picked up a magazine and started flipping thru the content with a drool while Konohamaru peeked over his shoulder. So engrossed the two were in the book that they never heard the shop owner coming.
"Ahem, I told you that there's no browsing in the store Naruto," growled the owner much to the horror of Naruto.
"Run for it Konohamaru!" screamed Naruto but the tiny ninja was no where in sight, haven already dashed out the store when he wasn't looking.
Naruto tried to escape as well but unfortunately, he didn't get so lucky. Naruto felt the shop owner grab the collar of his jacket and spin him around. The last thing Naruto saw was a fist aimed at his right eye before he knew no more.
Naruto had been tossed head first out the store and rendered unconscious for over an hour. Naruto knew from the sharp pain and swelling around his eye that it had been blackened. Still despise the pain and enduring a few ice packs, Naruto continued with Konohamaru's lesson. This time the blond prankster took Konohamaru to a popular ladies bathhouse.
"This is the last place. So lets put our sprit into it!" announced Naruto to his worried follower.
"Okay," said Konohamaru uncertainly.
"You remember the plan right?" asked Naruto to which Konohamaru nodded. "Alright then lets do it!"
"Henge!" both ninjas cried before being consumed by smoke.
When the smoke cleared both boys were transformed into their female counter parts. Also they were still wearing their regular clothes. With a nod the two entered the bathhouse. The moment the bathing ladies spotted Naruto's clothes, they begun screaming in outrage. They pounced upon the hapless boy and buried him under a mountain of punching and kicking bodies. Konohamaru as usual had ran out of the shop, leaving his blond sensei to get pounded and forcefully tossed out of the bathhouse where he was waiting.
"Why am I the one getting pounded?" thought Naruto as he painfully crawled to his feet in his normal form.
Wordlessly, Naruto beckoned Konohamaru to follow him into Konoha's forest for training.
They had arrived at the cabin that Mizuki had told Naruto about before. For the most part Naruto had taken it over as a training center and rest house.
"I'm sorry," said Konohamaru to the surprise of Naruto. "It's because I'm the grandson of a Hokage that all this happened to you." said Konohamaru in a guilty tone.
"Don't worry about it," said Naruto while waving away the apology. "Anyway, preparations for the sexy technique are now complete. All you need to do now is practice." announced Naruto with a thumbs up.
"Okay boss!" beamed Konohamaru.
"Alright, let's review. The basics are big breast, thin waist and big bottom. Now show me what you got!" bellowed Naruto while pumping a fist into the air.
"Roger, boss!" said Konohamaru before he took on a look of concentration.
"Henge!" cried Konohamaru.
When the smoke cleared Konohamaru appeared as the same ugly woman from before but this time he was wearing pink lingerie that seemed a size to small.
"NO!" shouted Naruto. "Do it again but thinner this time!" he ordered.
"Right, Henge!" cried Konohamaru again.
When the smoke cleared, Konohamaru appeared with a beautiful body but his face was still just as ugly as before.
"How's this, boss?" asked Konohamaru.
"Better but make it more beautiful," requested Naruto.
"Okay, Henge!" cried Konohamaru a third time.
He now had a more beautiful face but, he still had the large zit and beard.
"This is going to take awhile," thought Naruto with a sigh.
"Naruto… what is he planning to do with my young master?" wondered Ebisu as he glanced around from atop the Hokage monument.
The lanky man had been searching for his student for over three hours and still hadn't caught head or tail of him.
"Who knows what kind of horrible habits he's picking up from that boy," Ebisu winced at the thought. "Damn it, where did he go?!" cried Ebisu in frustration.
"I am an elite teacher who has taught many Hokage candidates. Any bug who attaches to my student will be eliminated," was Ebisu's final thought as he hatefully pictured Naruto's face.
In a flash of movement Ebisu resumed his search for his lost pupil.
It had been a half an hour since Konohamaru started practicing the sexy technique. Feeling a bit parched, Naruto and Konohamaru took a break and went to a vending machine for some sodas. The two ninjas sat down in silence, each absorbed in their own thoughts.
"Konohamaru has sure come a long way. He'll master the technique in no time at this rate," thought Naruto with a smile.
He glanced at his follower for a second before he voiced what was on his mind.
"By the way kid, why are you so obsessed with old man Hokage?" asked Naruto.
Konohamaru looked up in surprise at the question before adapting a somber expression.
"Grandpa gave me my name which he took off of the village. But even though it's a name that everyone in the village should have heard many time, nobody calls me by it. Whenever anyone sees me they only see the grandson of a Hokage. I hate that. Nobody sees me as an individual so that's why I want the title of Hokage right now," said Konohamaru with determined eyes.
Naruto who had been listening the whole time suddenly gained increased respect for the boy. He took a swig of his drink before speaking.
"Idiot. Who's going to recognize a guy like you?" said Naruto bluntly.
"What was that!" demanded Konohamaru heatedly.
"You keep saying Hokage but, it's not a title that a kid can carry so easily you know. However, if you want that title so badly…" Naruto grinned. "Then you'll have to defeat me first!" he declared.
Sarutobi gazed upon the Hokage monument in silence. However he was really thinking about Naruto and his grandson.
"I've been looking for you, Third," greeted a voice from behind him.
Sarutobi didn't have to turn around to found out who it was.
"Yes, Iruka?" asked Sarutobi.
"Did Naruto turn in his registration form properly?" asked Iruka as he approached his mentor.
"Yes, he did," replied Sarutobi as he felt cheeks grow warm from the events of that morning.
Luckily Iruka couldn't tell by looking at his back.
"That's good. I lectured him at the ramen shop a few days ago, but he's been so happy about becoming a ninja that I don't think he heard a word I said," said Iruka with a chuckle.
"Indeed, but Naruto's dream might be tough for him," said Sarutobi after a moment of thought.
"Oh? Why's that?" asked Iruka.
"As you know, only the adults that fought twelve years ago know that a nine tailed demon fox is sealed in Naruto," explained Sarutobi.
Iruka nodded although the Hokage couldn't see the gesture.
"I made that fact absolutely secret and severely punished those who broke the rule. Because of that, the children don't know about it. That is the only hope Naruto has really. The fourth Hokage wanted everyone to see Naruto as a hero, a heroic prison for the beast that nearly destroyed us," continued Sarutobi.
"A hero?" asked Iruka in confusion. "What's so heroic about living with a beast like that inside you?" he wondered.
Sarutobi nodded before continuing.
"It's amazing really, the Fourth choose a baby that just had it umbilical cord cut off and sealed the fox within him. Naruto became the container for the nine-tailed fox, but the adults of the village do not see Naruto as I do. There are even a few who believe that Naruto is the nine-tailed fox himself. The attitude of these people are being passed down into the children."
"Poor Naruto, I never knew," realized Iruka sadly.
"Tell me Iruka, have you ever heard of this legend before?" asked the Third.
"What legend, sir?" replied Iruka.
"They say that when a person hates another and does not recognize him, said person's eyes becomes terribly cold when he looks at the other."
Iruka gasped in shock at the truth behind these words before a single tear rolled down his cheek.
"There they are," thought Ebisu before he touched down in a nearby tree.
"I've found you!" he called, catching the eyes of the two ninjas.
"Hm, Damn monster fox," thought Ebisu when he saw Naruto sitting next to his student.
He hatefully glared at the blond prankster. Naruto rose into a fighting crouch upon seeing Ebisu's eyes.
"Those eyes again, why does everyone keep looking at me like that!?" thought Naruto angrily.
"Now young master, let us go home," said Ebisu after leaping out of the tree he was standing in.
"No way! I'm going to defeat the geezer right now and get the title of Hokage! Don't bother me!" bellowed Konohamaru stubbornly.
"Now young master, Hokage is a title you receive when you come to understand the principles of morality, knowledge, loyalty, family and can perform more than one thousand techniques," replied Ebisu calmly as he advanced towards his pupil.
Konohamaru growled at his sensei before forming a hand seal.
"Henge!" he cried as a bluish aura of chakra swirled around him.
When the smoke cleared Konohamaru was replaced with a gorgeous and perky girl with light brown hair. Just like Naruto's transformations the remaining smoke keep certain visuals hidden from sight.
"Take that, Oiroke no Jutsu," moaned Konohamaru in a seductive manner while winking at Ebisu.
"Young master!!" Ebisu screamed in out outrage. "What are you thinking using such an indecent technique!?" roared Ebisu angrily.
"Aw man, it didn't work!" whined Konohamaru as he reverted back to normal.
"Of course it didn't work! I am a gentleman, I would never fall for a technique as base as that!" fumed Ebisu before he grabbed Konohamaru. "Young master, you're only going to get dumber if you hang around with him now lets go! I assure you that the quickest path to becoming a Hokage is to listen to me!" he said while dragging the struggling boy along.
"No!" wailed Konohamaru while failing his arms.
"Kage-Bunshin no Jutsu!" came an unexpected cry.
The clearing quickly begun to fill with Narutos, much to the surprise of the struggling student and teacher.
"Wow, that's amazing!" exclaimed Konohamaru with saucer sized eyes.
Ebisu merely smiled in amusement while pushing his sunglasses higher on the bridge of his nose.
"This is silly, I am an elite teacher even if I do not look like one. I warn you that I'm quite different from Mizuki," bragged Ebisu as he advanced calmly into the mist of Narutos.
He quickly dropped into a battle pose and grinned menacingly at the small platoon of Narutos.
"Henge!" cried all the Narutos as one, before each one was replaced by Naruto's sexy technique.
Ebisu's mouth dropped open in shock upon finding himself surrounded by gorgeous perky blondes.
"Ebisu-sama," they all moaned before latching onto the hapless teacher.
Ebisu's nose erupted in twin geysers of blood before he collapsed to the ground twitching. Naruto changed back to normal and all his clones disappeared in a poof of smoke before he struck a victory pose.
"I call it the Harem no Jutsu." announced Naruto with a wink.
"Uzumaki Naruto eh? I'll be keeping my eyes on you," whispered a shadowy figure standing in a nearby tree before he disappeared in a blur of movement.
"Hm, did you hear something Konohamaru?" asked Naruto while he glanced around the area.
"No I didn't hear anything," replied Konohamaru in confusion.
Naruto gazed into the treetops for a moment longer before he shrugged his shoulders.
"Guess I must be hearing things," said Naruto.
"Yeah but who cares about that! I couldn't defeat Ebisu-sensei again! What am I doing wrong, boss?" whined Konohamaru.
"Like I said before, it's not that easy. Remember you're trying to take the title of the ninja that everyone will recognize. In that quest, I'm certain that there will be lots of unpleasant things and battles. I finally have a person who recognizes me but it wasn't easy to earn that recognition and it took a lot of work. So I'm saying that you need to be prepared for those trials and to realize that there's no shortcut to becoming Hokage," explained Naruto with a grin.
"Heh, don't lecture me like you're all that! As of now I quit being your follower, we're rivals starting from now on!" shot back Konohamaru with a grin as well.
Naruto chuckled.
"Sorry to say squirt, but I'm going to be a ninja starting tomorrow. However, I promise to fight with you one day for the title of Hokage. So until then, I'll look forward to it Konohamaru," said Naruto with a genuine smile.
Naruto then turned and begun to walk away while waving a hand behind him in farewell.
Realizing Naruto had said his name for the first time, Konohamaru smiled before saluting his newfound rival and friend…
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This time I'm going to try answering reviews at the end of the chapters so the readers will be able to see who is helping me to shape my writing skills for the better. Alright here we go. Drumroll please...
sorrowangel823: You really think so? That's great but just you wait, I promise you it'll continue to get better! I'll try to update as quickly as possible. I'm shooting for an update once every four to five days, twice if I can find more free time:)
Benney: You're absolutely right! I'm trying to keep the original story as close as possible in the beginning until the fic begins writing itself. Once enough of my elements get thrown into the mix, the story will hopefully alter in a good way. I'm glad you like my writing style, I'm one of those writers that likes to put detail on everything. Wait until you see the fight scene that I've already written later on. It'll be a real doosy. ;)
THE GOD OF INTERESTING: Great! I hope it's turning out to be interesting in a good way so far. :)
Ok and that's everyone so far. This time around there were only three reviews but hopefully there will be many more as the tale progresses. Stay tuned for the next exciting install, there's going to be a whole new dimension of funny this time plus some more insight on my special characters.
On to the disclaimer. I stand by what I said before. I do not, have not and will not ever own any part of the Anime Naruto. Only my original characters and elements remain my own. All others are property of Bandai and its creator.