A/N: HELLO EVERYONE! Here's chapter two! Now don't fret! Chapters 5 and 3 of my other stories will be out soon! Probably tomorrow.

Chapter Two

Naruto, Neji, Hiashi, and Sakura

Neji never had a very high tolerance for alcohol, so when he woke up with a pounding headache, no recollection of the night before, in a foreign room, and naked, he knew he had been drunk the night before. As the young Jounin took in his surroundings, he noticed something lying next to him.

Naruto had always had an unbelievably high tolerance for alcohol, thanks to Kyuubi. But when he woke up with a mild headache, naked, in his hotel room, with blank patches in his memory, he was rather shocked. He stirred a little then decided to take in his surroundings properly. He noticed someone next to him. When he faced the person he was shocked to find Neji of all people in his bed, without his clothes on.

Both males just starred at each other for a while. Then, as if on cue, both of them started screaming as loud, if not louder, as humanly possible. This caused everyone in the hotel to wake up, and alerted to the people nearest to them that they were in danger. Unfortunately the people closest to them happened to be a certain pink haired kunouchi and white-eyed clan leader, who just happened to be in the rooms adjacent to theirs.

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled.

"Neji!" Hiashi exclaimed while still keeping a calm face on. "Open the door!"

"I can't it's locked!" Sakura hissed at him. "Why don't you use your Byakugan to see what's happening?"

"Good idea, glad I thought of it." Hiashi said with an air of superiority.

'Stuck up prick. I can see why Neji hated him for so long.' Sakura's eyes twitched.

As Hiashi looked into the room the yelling ceased. Well, the yelling from inside the room. Hiashi, on the other hand, started screaming bloody murder, and the occasional shriek of "My eyes! My beautiful eyes! They BURN!"

Sakura just stared at him at first. Then she started trying to break the door down. When she succeeded she too started screaming. But she regained her composure faster than the still screaming Hiashi. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING NAKED IN THE SAME BED?!"

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled as he looked at her, blushing madly.

"Hiashi-sama! I can explain!" Neji tried.

"Just put some clothes on. In the meantime I will go try and find a decent therapist in this god-forsaken city." Hiashi then walked slowly down the hall and disappeared from view.

"There's a therapist convention in the main lobby father. But why do you need a therapist?" Hinata asked as she came out of her room. She had heard some mild screaming.(her room is sound proof)

"You don't need to know. Just, whatever you do: Don't go to Naruto's room."

"Okay." Hinata started blushing furiously at the thought that had entered her head.

Meanwhile, with Naruto and the others…

"So you two were drunk." Naruto and Neji nodded. They had managed to grab some clothes.

"We must never talk about this again." Neji stated. "Agreed?"

"Agreed!" Naruto and Sakura said simultaneously.

"Now, we shall go out with dignity."

"Please, not that!" Naruto cried.

"Why not?" Sakura gave him a quizzical look.

"I really don't want to think about Neji's 'dignity', right now." Naruto shivered.

"Mental pictures!" Sakura yelled as she ran out of the room.

Next Chapter: Shizune sings! Kiba wakes up in a dumpster! And we find out what happened with everyone else!