I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. Neither do I own the French Narrator guy.
FireCrescent: Hey ppl! ((waves))

Gaara: ...why...am...i...here?

FireCrescent: I never called you here...

Gaara: Yea you did.

FireCrescent: No i didn't.

Gaara: Yea.

FireCrescent: No!

Gaara: Yea.

FireCrescent: NO!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: ...yea...

FireCrescent: FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, CAN'T I JUST GET ON WITH THIS!?

Gaara: Yell one more time I kill you.

FireCrescent: sweatdrop um, sure, I won't yell anymore...anyways, every Thursday, Gaara checks his email and I hope he replies...

Gaara: How did you know that?

FireCrescent: Well, you love yourself right?

Gaara: Duh.

FireCrescent: It'll give you a chance to meet ppl who LOVE you!

Gaara: Nah, its a lie. No one loves me.

FireCrescent: ...if I say I love you, that would seem wrong...

Gaara: You hate me?

FireCrescent: ...no

Gaara: Then how can you not love me and not hate me?

FireCrescent: It's...it's...uh...you have a point there...

Gaara: Then?

FireCrescent: My friend loves you.

Gaara: French N?

FireCrescent: WH-WHAT!? (oh no I yelled again...)

Gaara: Go on.

FireCrescent: Hey, wait a sec! You're not trying to kill me!

Gaara: Who cares now? So which one of your friends love me?

FireCrescent: AnimalsROCK.

Gaara: I don't know her.

FireCrescent: Well...whatever just...just get along with the program here 'kay? Anyways, email Gaara and be garunteed...you'll get his reply! (if there are like, a bizillion emails, he cant answer all of them)