OH EM GEE! Thank you all so much for your oh so kind reviews! So as a reward, I let Gaara leave and instead dragged *thunder* ROCK LEE here! WOOH! Oh and… posted another chapter….
Lee: Hello there, you seem youthful!
Panda: I am!
Lee: POWER OF YOUTH!
Panda: Does that include reading disclaimers?
Lee: If it is in a youthful way!
Panda: Then have at it, youthful one!
Lee: THE OH SO YOUTHFUL ONE, ima-panda-hear-me-roar, DOES NOT OWN THE YOUTHFUL ANIME NARUTO, THE YOUTHFUL AKATSUKI OR ANY OF THE YOUTHFUL SONGS OR TV SHOWS YOUTHFULLY MENTIONED!
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"Hey! Don't talk like we're not here, un!"
I was still gaping at the Akatsuki miniatures, not believing what was happening.
"Hello! I'm talking to you, un!"
"I-I um…" I grasped for words.
"She seems dense." Sasori.
"Maybe she speaks another language." Kisame.
"Stand back, I'll communicate." Oh crap! Pein!
"Hey I'm fine now! So what's up?" I said, suddenly.
"You act as if you know us." Itachi said.
"Well, I don't, not… personally anyway…" I decided that my dresser was more interesting that the talking figurines.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Kisame asked.
"Why can't you just... not ask questions?" I started glaring at my dresser.
"Well we don't know what's going on, and you seem suspicious, so why wouldn't we?"Good point, Sasori.
"Why aren't worried about the fact that your all 5 inches tall?" My eye started twitching. I think Lynn just fainted from shock… crap.
"The chick's got a freakin' point." I heard Hidan say.
"We're not worried about that because we can easily restore our size." Oh yes, Pein, let's use big, educated words, to confuse people. Fun. I started glaring at him on impulse. "Why are glaring at me?" He asked.
"I think you should prove your point, Pein." Yes, lying always works!
"Of course." Okay… Lying plan failing… He did a few hand signs, and a huge puff of smoke clouded my room.
When it cleared, I was face to chest with Pein, leader of the Akatsuki.
"Oh dear, Jashin, this has to be a dream." I covered my face with my hands.
"This isn't a dream, I'm afraid." Another 'poof' and Itachi was also standing in my room.
I looked up with the most irritated face I could manage, "See? When you say that, it just makes me think this is a dream even more."
He raised an eyebrow, "Hn."
"Okay, you suck PLATAPUS! Got it you Uchiha? I hate you and your "Hn's" They're annoying!" I covered my mouth seconds late, blinking.
Several puffs of smoke later, and I could hear laughter.
"It's true, yeah. Your "Hn's" are quite annoying, un." Deidara didn't even try to hide his smirk.
"Says the one who says "un" after every effing sentence." Hidan rolled his eyes.
I took the opportunity to nudge Lynn awake, "Wake up, gosh darnit!" I continuously poked her in the cheek.
"Unngh…" Lynn finally cracked an eye open. "Talking… Akatsuki…" She muttered.
Sighing, I grabbed her arm and yanked her up.
"ACK!" She screamed. Well there goes my plan to escape quietly…
I face-palmed myself.
"Holy fudge!" She shrieked.
"Will you shut it?" I hissed. Too late, they all had their heads turned towards us.
Pein took a few steps closer to us, "What are your names?"
I pursed my lips. "I-I'm Kit and… this is Lynn…"
He nodded. "You seem to know who we are, why is that?"
My eye twitched a bit, "If you don't mind, could you send them," I nodded my head towards the rest of the Akatsuki, "out?"
"Why?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I don't think they can handle it." Lynn just fainted again… wonderful.
He turned towards them and they left the room. I winced at the thought of what they could do to my house.
"Now, explain." He said, sitting down in my swivel-chair.
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