*Game show music on and audience applauses*
Hello people of all ages! Welcome back to "Strangest Things Done Awards!"
*Applauses*
Now I know all of you are excited to know who the winners are and I'll like to keep it that way, so I brought you a special guest today to get those votes coming in! Drum roll please!
*Drum roll* Prepare yourself…for EPICNESS *Curtain rises and reveals FLYNN RIDER tied in a chair*
Tada! *Audience goes wild…then silence*
"Why does this happen to me all the time?" *Laughter*
"Wait, why are they laughing at me?"
Sorry Flynn, it's nothing personal, just business. Now if you don't mind I'll like to ask you a few questions…
"Actually I do mind-"
Great! So question number 1, how does it feel to have your very own awards show hosted by meh, the awesome, bestest, beastiest, ganstaest, amazing Elizabeth?
"I have an award show?"
Awesome! Question number 2-
"Wait -"
Excuse me Flynn but I don't think I interrupted you when you spoke.
"Actually -"
Continuing with question number 2, do you really think sword fighting with a horse on top of a dam while using a frying pan as your choice of weapon is the strangest thing you've ever done since you've seen this show?
"I repeat, I have an award show?"
3! How does it feel to have Pascal stick his tongue in your ear twice?
"Wet and…chameleon-ly, I guess, why?"
4: Now that you and Max are good friend and all, have you ever tried going hunting with him? (Like bears, deer, … people maybe even?)
"What? Why are you asking me these questions? All I know is, something hit me upside the head and all of the sudden I'm here -"
Talking about being hit, how was it like being knocked out about 40 million times?
"Amazing, can't imagine a greater experience."
Really? I seriously thought it would've been a painful experience.
"Umm, that was sarcasm-"
Next question! So… this has been quite popular. Why didn't it hurt your 'sweet spot' when you were flipped over a castle tower and landed on a horse.
"Okay, for the record -"
Let's keep that a secret between you and me!
"But-"
Numba 6!
"This is a lot of questions."
Yes, I know.
"Can I go home now?"
No.
"Can I use the bathroom?"
Fine. Here's a bucket.
"What? I'm not going to use the bathroom here!"
Hey, I'm not complaining.
"…"
Where was I… oh yeah! Numba 6! So, actually meeting someone who had 70 ft. of magic glowing hair didn't bother you in the slightest?
"Who said that? I almost had a panic attack! Of course being me -"
All right, all right Flynn, save it for the paparazzi. Next question!
"When is this torture going to end?"
When more people vote.
"…and how long is that?"
Very, VERY long.
"God save me."
God's on my side.
"Says who?"
…
Next question! Do you and the pub thugs sing together anymore?
"Alright, first of all, I never wanted to sing in that place, second of all, that was a private scene! How in the world did you find out about that?"
*Cough* There' *Cough*
"What!"
Final question!
"Finally."
…Out of a few more when more people review!
"Oh kill me now…"
That ain't going to happen now…*Picks up machete and loads it*
"Dang."
It's a cruel world.
"Yup."
Yup.
"…"
…
Final question! Don't worry, this is the easiest, how are you and Rapunzel doing?
"Great UNTIL you decided to knock me out with a baseball bat and dragged me here!"
TADA! There you have it folks! Flynn Rider himself and his OWN views about our special 7 nominees that you must vote for if you want the results, plus you get to ask Flynn himself a question -
"OH GOD NO! THERE ARE MORE OF YOU!"
Yes Flynn, isn't the world amazing? Anyway, as I was saying before Flynn rudely interrupted, vote for your favorite nominees and don't forget to grab a cookie on your way out! Good night y'all!
*Game show music on audience applauses*
