A/N: Holy shit, it's been a while! I am sooo sorry. I know you probably don't want to hear any excuses, so I'll just let you read. Remember to review.


Percy POV:

The last thing I heard before I passed out, my mind cloudy and thoughts whirling, was "Yes! This is going to be a prank to remember!" Then I crumpled to the cold floor, out cold.

When I regained consciousness, I had a faint buzzing sound in the base of my skull, and my body was shaking slightly. Jumping up suddenly, I started circling around pointlessly, unable to keep still for a moment. What the hell? My AD/HD has never been this bad. My mind didn't spare me any time to think for very long, and I decided to move on.

I heard faint echoes of voices that resembled singing, so I followed the path in that direction. Arriving a minute later, I spotted Travis and Connor, beckoning me over. Running towards them, I had a sudden urge to shout. "HEY GUYS! HOW ARE YOU!?"

Grinning wildly to each other, Conner greeted me back. "Hey Perce, your just in time! You're needed up on stage."

Looking around the amphitheatre, I observed the crowd, and the teens on stage leading the sing-along. Abruptly, I felt a pull towards the stage, as if I should be up there. What is going on with me… I pivoted in a tight circle to face Travis, who was trying to get my attention.

Holding a boom box up, he said "Okay dude, you're up! Gesturing to a button on the music player, he continued. "You will need this."

A boom box, I thought. This is weird. For a second I had second thoughts; however, a crazy feeling swept through my body, and I grabbed the music player roughly. I then bolted across the amphitheatre, pushing the crowd out of my way, and generally ignoring their protests. Leaping onto the stage, I turned to face the audience and bellowed at the top of my lungs.

"WHOOOOO! YEAH, ROCK AND ROLL BABY! This is the shit, am I right?" The crowd stared at me silently, not moving a muscle.

Suddenly, Will Solace stomped over to me angrily and yelled in my face. "Percy, what are you doing? Please, get off the stage." Waves of this strange feeling in my body poured down around me, and I opened my mouth on instinct.

"No, fuck you!" Growling, I pushed him off the stage, where he landed on the ground below. Pulling out my sword, I pointed it threateningly at the others on stage. "Go on, follow your brother. Leave the stage area." Seeing as nobody was obeying my orders, I took a deep breath and chased after them, shouting "Run, you little pussies get off my stage or I'll cut your ovaries out." Grumbling, the campers walked off the stage leaving me the center of attention.

Stepping forward, I spoke into the microphone. "It's great to be here everyone. The name's Percy, Percy Jackson. I just wanted to say that I love you all, in the most sexual way possible." The teens started shouting all at once, so I screamed at them. "Shut the fuck up! I'm talking here." I didn't know what was making me act like this, but it felt completely normal.

"As I was saying, you guys are sooooo sexy. Like you!" Pointing to an Aphrodite camper, I started rubbing my pants where a certain problem had popped up. "Your tits are so big, and sometimes I just wanna squeeze them, you know?" Said girl blushed, and tried to hide in the crowd.

"And you Annabeth, OH GODS! Anytime I even get near you, I have to change my jeans, 'cause they rip from my rock hard cock!" Annabeth's faced flushed completely red, and she screwed up her face.

"Amen, everybody." Starting to exit the stage Connor yelled from the back. "THE BOOM BOX PERCY!"

Oh, right, forgot about that. Clicking on the boom box on, a deep base beat started playing. Slowly slipping my shirt off, I got into a rhythm humping the microphone stand. Some catcalls escaped the audience, yet most seemed extremely uncomfortable.

I spotted Annabeth, who looked like steam was blowing out of her ears, and winked at her. She huffed, and stormed out of the amphitheatre. Something in the back of my mind was urging me to stop this, but the 'feeling' egged me on. I was on a sort of high, and I wasn't going to let anything bring me down.

Picking up a water bottle left on stage, I poured it over my head. Willing myself not to dry off, I let out a deep, guttural moan into the microphone.

All of a sudden my vision clouded over, and an intense feeling of pleasure swept through my body. I sunk to my knees and started yelling and moaning at the top of my lungs. By this time, most of the campers had left in disgust, but some still stayed to see what else would happen.

Sliding to the floor, I started moaning again, and pulled my boxers down. "Hey little buddy, need some air? Huh?" Not noticing the twin sons of Hermes laughing their asses of in the corner of the amphitheatre, I continued my conversation with my friend. "Are we feeling excited now?" Watching my penis elongate, I tilted my head back and called into the sky.

"Errrrrrrrrr dwi-dwi-dwi! Fuck this bitch; I'm as hard as a prosthetic leg!" Continuing to fiddle with my bow, I screamed into the night, not caring if I kept the entire camp awake. Shit, for all I care, the entire city can stay awake, because I'm not letting this end!

I closed my eyes and imagined every hot girl I know sitting naked on my bed. Annabeth snaked up in between my thighs, and lifted her head up. Blowing air on my cock, she proceeded to lick up and down my rod, tracing my veins with her tongue, before swirling around the head, liking the slit. While Annabeth was occupied with my dick, Thalia shoved her pussy in my face, practically suffocating me. I proceeded to eat her out, while she slid a dildo into Rachel's vagina, stretching out the folds, and breaking her hymen.

Meanwhile, Rachel was simultaneously giving Drew a titjob, and fingering Reyna. The moans and shouts all blended together, growing shorter and sharper, rising in volume until it was a mass of convulsions, as everyone climaxed at the same time. I felt hot sticky cum all of my body, panting as…

"Oh shit!" Staring down at my body repulsively, I saw that my body was covered in thick white cum. sitting up slowly, my body feeling sore, I took in my surroundings. Everything was mottled together, the world spinning in endless circles, so I closed my eyes and groaned. Falling onto my back, I swore loudly.

Fuck! What have I done? Then, against my will, I fell into a deep slumber.


A/N: Sorry about this. I promise to have the third chapter up by tomorrow.