Dylan: Yo! The second chapter is here! ^o^
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN INAZUMA ELEVEN! _
- Story Starts! -
Hayate: Yo! Welcome to The Truth or Dare Show! My name is Kiyama Hayate and I'm the host for this show! Our first batch of Truths and Dares come from... *opens a card* Drum Roll please!
Camera Guy: Err... There is no person with drums here.
Hayate: Then you are useless. *pushes a button*
Camera Guy: AHHH! *falls due to secret tile underneath and gets replaced by a new guy* Hello!
Hayate: DRUM ROLL!
New Camera Guy: *plays the drums* Pa-dum-pum-pshhh!
Hayate: No you idiot. DRUM ROLL!
NCG: Oh, gomen. *drum rolls*
Hayate: Very good. Now stop.
NCG: *stops*
Hayate: From iwillkillforxavierfoster!
HAHA! Nice one Dylan! That doesn't mean I forgive you for not updating The Future...
Kay, here are some truths and dares!
Dares:
I dare Fudou to kiss Haruna on the mouth
I dare Kidou to admit that Fudou is the best choice for Haruna
I dare you to tie Kidou up and have every single IE boy say that they love Haruna
I dare Someoka to admit he likes Rika
I dare Rika to go one hour without saying 'Darling'
Truths: (these are all from IE Go)
Ask Natsumi, how in the hell she ended up with Endou!
ASk Gouenji if he really is the Holy Emperor
Ask Kazemaru why he's copying Edgar's hairstyle
Ask Kidou what the hell happened to his hair!
Ask Aki who her mystery guy in the US is..
PLEASE UPDATE SOON OTHERWISE I WILL COME AFTER YOU WITH A CHAINSAW!
Hayate: *gulp* C-chainsaw? Good luck Dylan-sama! (Dylan: Yeah, he's just the OC) A...nyway! So Fudou-san, Kiss Haruna.
Haruna: How come I don't get a "-san"?
Hayate: ...Because Fudou PLAYS soccer.
Haruna: And you don't call your teammates "-san"! DYLAN!
(Virtual Microsoft Windows Logo appears and a human appears)
Dylan: Yo!
Haruna: TELL YOUR OC TO TREAT MEH WITH RESPECT!
Dylan: No can do!
Haruna: WHY!
Dylan: Because Fudou plays soccer and you don't
Haruna: I don't hear you calling Axelle: Axelle-san. *crosses her arms*
Dylan: ...Because she's a girl.
Haruna: MAKE UP YOUR MIND! SOCCER OR JUST A GIRL?
Dylan: I'm outta here. *disappears*
Hayate: 0.o Fudou-san, just kiss her!
Haruna: Again with th-
Fudou: *kisses Haruna*
Haruna: *blushes and kisses back*
Kidou: *eye twitches*
Hayate: *gets a camera and takes about 10 photos* Peace!
Fudou: *breaks kiss*
Haruna: F-Fudou-kun...
Fudou: What did you think of it?
Haruna: *blushes madly*
Kidou: FUDOU AKIO!
Fudou: Crap! *runs away*
Kidou: COME BACK HERE! *runs after him with a chainsaw but Hayate graps him by the shirt*
Hayate: Now, the next dare is that you have to admit that Fudou is the best choice for Haruna.
Haruna: Ahem.
Hayate: *sweatdrop* Haruna-sa...
Haruna: *glares*
Hayate: ...aaan.
Haruna: ^_^
Kidou: I can't do that. You know how much I hate Fudou's hair.
Hayate: DO IT!
Kidou: Haruna, Fudou is the best choice for you!
Haruna: *blushes*
Kidou: Now can I kill Fudou?
Hayate: Nope! *gets rope and ties Kidou up*
Kidou: What are you doing?
Hayate: Now... GO!
Goenji: Haruna, I love you!
Haruna: E-e...
Sakuma: I love you, Haruna-chan.
Haruna: N-nani?
Endou: Aishiteru Haruna-chan!
Haruna: Whu-
Kazemaru: Love ya!
Haruna: 0.0
Tachimukai: I love you!
Haruna: 0o0
Kabeyama: I love you~~~~!
Haruna: Ew.
Kabeyama: T_T
(After everyone was done)
Kidou: *eye twitching, body shaking, trying to bite to rope off*
Hayate: Err... Are you okay?
Kidou: Oh, yes... I am... Perfectly... FINE!
Hayate: O...kay! Now The ne-
Kidou: I AM NOT FINE! YOU THINK I LIKE TO *blabbers on*
Hayate: *gets annoyed* This is for your own good, Kidou. *ducktapes his mouth*
Kidou: mmm tmmm ummm mmmmm nmmmm nmmm... *still blabbering*
Hayate: Ugh. Next dare is... Someoka, read it.
Someoka: WHAT? NO!
Rika: Eh? What is it anywa- EWWWW...
Someoka: -.-
Hayate: Tell her you love her and I'll give you a hotdog.
Someoka: I LOVE YOU RIKA! Hotdog. NOW!
Hayate: Nope.
Someoka: *sulks in the emo corner*
Hayate: Next... Rika, stop saying Darling.
Rika: I can't.
Hayate: Or else I will let NaCl-san come here with her huge-ass chainsaw and rip you a part.
Rika: *gulp* I'll try.
(30 minutes later)
Rika: ...
Domon: I wonder hows Ichinose?
Rika: ...*twitch*
Kurimatsu: Ichinose-kun... What was his other nickname again?
Rika: *twitch* *twitch*
(15 minutes later)
Rika: I CAN'T STAND IT! DARLING~~~! WHERE ARE YOU?
Hayate: Who volenteers to torture Rika in the 3rd chappie? Please review about that.
Endou: So what's next?
Hayate: Okay... Truth time. Natsumi, How the hell did you end up with ENDOU?
Natsumi: I don't really know. Maybe it's because of that tan he got.
Endou: Anyway, that's the FUTURE! We're still 14 here! :D
Natsumi: *sigh* Your right.
Hayate: Now Goenji. Are you the Holy Emperor?
Goenji: I'm not sure. Hey, from what Endou said, We still have years to go.
Hayate: Fans, in my opinion, I think he is! Anyway! Kazemaru, your hairstyle after 10 years. GO!
Kazemaru: i wanted it to be braided. End of discussion( XD)
Hayate: O...kay... Kidou. Your hair in 10 years. GO!
Kidou: ...I don't know and WILL YOU UNTIE ME?
Hayate: No. Next is... Aki-chan.
Haruna: She gets to be called CHAN?
Hayate: *ignores her* Who is the mystery guy from the US?
Aki: *points to Ichinose's picture*
Hayate: Ahh... Okay. The next reivew is from Kazami Miyu. Let's see them...
Dylan kun! I got dares!
I dare the IE cast to role play Dora the explorer
I dare Mamoru to not play, do or say anything about soccer for two chapters, if he fails throw him into the "Soccer hater club". (His bento counts too!)
That is it so UPDATE SOON!
Hayate: Okay! Let's do this! *sits on a director's chair* Lights, Camera, Action!
Sakuma: Hello! Mi nombre es Sakuma! ¿Has visto a un mono con una estúpida mowhawk vagando por aquí? (Hello! My name is Sakuma! Have you seen a stupid monkey with a mowhawk roaming around here?)
6 year old kid: No!
Sakuma: ¿Cómo decir! (How mean!)
Fudou: *comes in wearing a monkey suit eating a banana* Shhhh... Don't tell Do- Sakuma!
Kids: *laughs*
Sakuma: What? Is there something on my face?
Kids: *frown*
Fudou: Shh...
Kids: HAhahahaha!
Sakuma: Ehh?
Kids: Booo!
Fudou: Oy Sakuma!
Kids: Ahahahaha!
Sakuma: Ahh!
Kids: ...
Hayate: OKAY! THAT WAS GETTING AWKWARD. NEXT DARE! Oh, Endou-san, I like this one.
Endou: What is i- NOOOOO!
Hayate: Yeeesss! Now... Dare... Starts... Now!
Endou: Err... Let's play-
Hayate: *cough*
Endou: badminton!
Hayate: Freak. You better not end up like Axelle.
Endou: You are MEAN!
Hayate: Yes I am. Now... The next set comes from Katsura-Angel!
Another story from truth or dare stories *sigh*...I LIKE THEM XD! OK, I have some truths and dares for the IE cast! get ready IE cast!
Truth:
1- Hiroto, Goenji, Kidou; have you ever popped in your pants?
2- Endou...why? WHY YOU'VE MARRIED NATSUMI?
4- Kidou, are you in love with some girl? tell us the name!
6- Goenji, if Toramaru was blind and you and him are locked in a room what will you do to him?
Dares:
I dare Fudou to wear a banana costume and be locked in a cage full of monkeys and gorillas.
I dare Tsunami to wear a steak costume and be followed by hungry dogs...including a lion XD
I dare Reina (Ulvida) to push Hiroto from a clif, then Midorikawa have to push her.
I dare Touko to hide Tsunami's surf board somewhere and won't give it back for...6 years? XD
I dare Endou to divorce Natsumi...MUHAHAHAHA! (been slapped by Tenma) ouch...then he have to marry her again..*sigh* (looks at Tenma) Happy? (Tenma smiled proudly and nodded)
I dare Kidou to drink expired milk.
That's what I have for now! update soon please!
Hayate: Alright! Let's do this! Hiroto, Goenji, Kidou. Have you ever pooped in your pants?
Hiroto: Does kindergarten count?
Hayate: No.
Hiroto: Then No.
Hayate: Kidou?
Kidou: Untie me first.
Hayate: *unties him* Have you?
Kidou: No.
Hayate: Goenji? Wait- Where is Goenji?
Yuuka: Onii-san is-
Goenji: *comes out from no where* here.
Hayate: Have you?
Yuuka: Yes he did! Just 6 minu-
Goenji: Endough now Yuuka.
IE except Goenji: *laughes*
(Since the next question was answered, skip!)
Hayate: Y-you! Hahahaha! N-next q-qu-question! Hahaha!
Kidou: I do not like a girl.
Hayate: ...That was easy. Next question: Pooper, if Toramaru was blind and you and him are locked in a room what will you do to him?
Goenji: -.-
Hayate: You need to go again? Hahahah!
Goenji: I wouldn't do anything to Toramaru.
Hayate: *snickers* Next: Fudou, you heard the dare.
Fudou: First I dress up like a monkey eating a banana, not I'm a banana being eaten by a monkey.
Hayate: Dressing room is on your left then go to your right then it is the 3rd door t the right.
Fudou: Ugh...
(10 minutes later)
Fudou: *in a cage with monkeys and gorillas* meep.
Mammals: *makes noises and chases Fudou in circles*
Hayate: Well, good luck to him. Next dare: We have to let Tsunami to wear a steak costume and be followed by hungry dogs...including a lion XD
Tsunami: No!
Hayate: *shoves a steak costume worn by Lady Gaga on the Grammy Award on Tsunami*
Dogs: *barks and runs after Tsunami*
Tsunami: RUNNN!
Genda: *runs after Tsunami* Meow!
Hayate: 0_0 G-Genda? Anyway! Reina (Ulvida) has to push Hiroto from a clif, then Midorikawa have to push her. Reina-chan! Don't get pushed off!
Hiroto: You like her?
Hayate: Err... No.
Reina: *blushes*
Hayate: *blushes*
Midorikawa: Just push Hiroto off!
Reina: Hai! *pushes Hiroto off a cliff*
Midorikawa: *pushes Reina off*
Hayate: NUUUU! *pushes Midorikawa off*
Three: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hayate: *sniff* Reina-chan *sniff* Anyway! We have to let Touko hide Tsunami's surf board somewhere and won't give it back for...6 years.
Touko: No problem! *gets his surfboard and stashes it in a pile of carrots* Tsunami will never get this.
Hayate: Evil. Nice! Now the next dare! Anyone got divorce papers?
Lawyer: I do! *hands them to Endou and Natsumi*
Endou and Natsumi: *signs them happily*
Lawyer: Now you both have to get married by paper, again.
Natsumi: EHH? *signs it* Dumb dare...
Endou: I was on the verge of not getting a "Clean our room after you leave, baby!" every afternoon... *signs papers*
Lawyer: Congradulations!
Hayate: Wtf. Next is...for Kidou.
Kidou: I wont
Hayate: Expired milk or Haruna gets kissed by Fudou again.
Kidou: *gulps down the expired milk* Ugh... I don't feel so good...
Hayate: The bathroom is over there.
Kidou: Thank you. *holds his stomach and runs the the bathroom*
Hayate: The next set is from an annonymous review.
yeahhhh more true ot dare! please if youc can put my dares and truth!
truth:
1. haruna, who do you love more, fudo, sakuma, or genda?
2. goenji, why the heck can you only help your teammates by giving kicks?
3. i always wander why the heck fudo is like that, i mean why he is sooo obses with power?
dares:
1. i dare to kido to do anithing to anyone in the team!
2. goenji you must give a hard kick to natsumi! (ohhh dont dare to skip this dare)
3. i dare aki to kiss ichinose in front of rika!
4. haruna, you must kiss and have a date with the person you like! (top secret: that kido can see the sate but at a distance that no one can see him)
5. i dare gazelle and burn to have an ice cream war!
6. hiroto must use his ryuusei blade against hitomiko
, she must jump from a clift! ( oh crap how much i hate harrrr!)
8-tsunami, must eat 101 carrots!
9. i dare fudo to watch dora the explorer foe 24 hours!
10. sakuma and genda must face there fearse! (i got no idea what they are scared of so can you put a idea, any idea!)
well there are my truth and dares! please put them!
Hayate: Haruna, you choose.
Haruna: Fudou.
Fudou: Really?
Haruna: Really. *kisses Fudou*
Fudou: *kisses back*
Hayate: Now, Goenji. ANSWER IT!
Goenji: Because I am lazy. Done.
Hayate: That sucked. Next question.
Fudou: *breaks kiss* I am not power obsessed anymore *kisses Haruna again*
Kidou: *twitch*
Hayate: *sweatdrop* Kidou will like the next one.
Kidou: OH YEAH! *gets a bazooka* DIEEE! *shoots IE except Haruna and Hayate*
IE: *looks burned*
Endou: *cough*
Kidou: X3
Hayate: Goenji, give a hard kick to Natsumi.
Goenji: Here I go! *kicks the ball to Natsumi*
Natsumi: *flies to Pluto*
Goenji: *peace sign*
Hayate: Aki has to kiss Ichinose in front of Rika! GO!
Ichinose: *kisses Aki*
AKi: *kisses back*
Rika: *faints*
Ichinose: Is she done?
Aki: Yeah. *breaks the kiss*
Ichinose: Wow.
Aki: Why do your lips taste like strawberries and peaches?
Ichinose: ...Nothing.
Hayate: 0.o Okay. Haruna, who will you take out on a date?
Haruna: Fudou~!
Hayate: Good luck handling his bill.
Fudou: Shut up. *leaves with Haruna*
Kidou: *follows them*
Hayate: Now. Ice cream war!
Haruya: Your on! *dumps chocolate flavoured Ice cream on Fuusuke*
Fuusuke: YOU! *throws Vanilla Ice cream at Haruya*
Hayate: That's worse than me and my sugar rush...
Haruya: DUCK!
Hayate: *ducks* Next dare although... Hiroto was pushed from the cliff rememeber? So we have to skip that one.
Tsunami: Why do you people torture us?
Hayate: Because it is FUN! EAT!
Tsunami: T_T *eats carrots*
Hayate: ...Need a bucket?
Tsunami: Wes!
Hayate: Wes?
Tsunami: WES! (yes)
Hayate: *throws a bucket at Tsunami's face*
Tsunami: *gets the bucket*
Hayate: Okay! Fudou is currently on a date and well, we did videotape his last time watching Dora.
flashback
"Dora3x the explorer! Dora!" The music chanted on. Fudou was on the couch and his whole body was twitching. When Hayate went in the room, Fudou shouted a phrase: "MUY BIEN MI PRIMO DIEGO!"
flashback end
Sakuma and Genda: Our fears?
Hayate: Yes.
Sakuma: F-Fine. *enters a room* OH LORD HELP ME! AHHHHH! *runs out of the room*
Hayate: What was in that room?
Sakuma: ...Barney.
Hayate: Okay... Genda!
Genda: No.
Hayate: *throws a dog on Genda*
Genda: MEOOOW! *runs away*
Hayate: Weird... Next batch is from gendakingrox.
Dares:
I dare Fudou to shave his mohawk
I dare Reize to lick his own hair
I dare Sakuma to hug a penguin plushie and say I love you to it in front of the whole IE cast
I dare Fudou to take the rubber band off Kidou ponytail.
Truths:
Mark, are you gay with Dylan?
Fidio, why are you called the " white metor" not "red metor"?
Is Edgar and Kazemanu related?
Why does Kidou always wear a cape? Is it like he is always cold or is he a superman wannabe?
Hayate: Where could Fudoue be?
Fudou: *opens the door* Back from the date!
Hayate: Where's Haruna?
Fudou: ...What do I have to do?
Hayate: Shave your hair.
Fudou: 0o0 NO!
Hayate: *shaves it for him* Haha!
Fudou: M-my hair...
Midorikawa: *puts gel on his hair to make it look like Reize*
Hayate: He's also gonna lick the gel?
Midorikawa: *licks his hair*
IE: Eww...
Sakuma: Which plushie shall I pick...?
Hayate: Anything.
Sakuma: Robert? Hannah? Or Robert?
Hayate: You just said Robert again.
Sakuma: Hannah it is! *hugs his penguin plushie* I love you...
IE: FREAK!
Sakuma: XD
Hayate: Now, Fudou, take the band off Kidou's hair.
Fudou: *takes it off*
Kidou: *looks like a male Barbie Doll except for the dreadlocks*
Hayate: Whoah. Truth time! Mark, are you gay with Dylan?
Mark: Y-Yes!
Dylan: You said we should keep it private!
Hayate: Fidio, why are you called the " white metor" not "red metor"?
Fidio: Because I drank RED bull when they named me that.
Hayate: Are Kazemaru and Edgar Related?
Kazemaru: Er... He's my uncle.
Hayate: WHAT?
Edgar: He's my Nephew.
Hayate: Wow. Anyway... Kidou, what's with the cape?
Kidou: SUPERMAN!
Hayate: 0.o Next batch is from KobayashiMitsuko23!
Hello, here are my dares, I hope you use them:
-I dare Endou-san to swear a sign that says 'I hate soccer!' for at least 2 chapters.
-I dare Fudou-san to shave his head completely bald.
-I dare Edgar-san and Kazemaru-san to switch clothes and hairstyles for the whole chapter.
-I dare the alien captains(except Ryuuji-kun) to dance caramelldansen.
-I dare the Orpheus members (except Fidio-kun) to sing Again by YUI.
That's all. Thank you for your time.
Hayate: Endou! Get the sign up!
Endou: *gets a wooden sign saying I hate soccer*
Hayate: Haha! Fudou's head just got shaved, sorry Mitsuko-san. Nephew and Uncle, switch!
Kazemaru: *wears his hair in a braided fashion and wears England's outfit*
Edgar: *Puts his hair in a ponytail with one side covering his whole eye. Wears the Raimon outfit*
Hayate: You look wierd. Next dare!
Derzam, Burn, Gazel, Gran (Aka: Saginuma, Haruya, Fuusuke, Hiroto): *dances to carameldensen*
Hayate: *takes the video* Next dare!
Orpheus: Yume no tsuzuki oikaketeita hazu nano ni
Magarikunetta hosoi michi hito ni tsumazuku
Ano koro ni mitai ni tte modoritai wake janai no nakushitekita sora wo sagashiteru
Wakattekuremasu you ni gisei ni natta you na kanashii kao wa yamete yo
Tsumi no saigo wa namida janai yo zutto kurushiku seotte kun da
Deguchi mienai kanjou meiru ni
Dare wo matteru no
Shiroi NOOTO ni tsuzutta you ni motto sunao ni hakidashitai yo
Nani kara nogaretainda
Genjitsu tte yatsu
Kanaeru tame ni ikiterun datte
Wasurechaisou na yoru no mannaka
Bunan ni nante yatterarenai kara
Kaeru basho mo nai no
Kono omoi wo keshite shimau ni wa
Mada jinsei nagai deshou (I'm on the way)
Natsukashikunaru
Konna itami mo kangei jan (i'm not typing it all in.)
Hayate: Wow.. You have a high voice. Next batch is from unknown!
Finally! A T.O.D. show, time to send some truths and dares
Truths
1. Ask Kidou why he's overprotective when someone *coughFudoucough* dates Haruna
2. Gouenji, ARE YOU THE HOLY EMPEROR? (because if you are I'll kick your ***)
Dares
1. Let Haruna marry Fudou and do "IT" after the wedding (you get what I mean, right?)
2. Push Kidou off the cliff. (Haruna must push him and if she is not there, Sakuma will do it)
3. Let Endou say "SOCCER IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD" and let his grandpa hear this
4. Let a random I11 character be pushed to a pool of sharks
5. Tell Gouenji that Toramaru is dating Yuuka and let him chase Toramaru around with a chainsaw (I know, crack pairing)
6. Let Kidou, Fudou and Sakuma dress up as penguins (Kidou=Blue, Fudou=Purple, Sakuma =Red
Well that's all . . . see you soon! ;D
Hayate: Kidou, answer.
Kidou: She's my sister and I don't want her dating Baldy!
Hayate: That Holy Emperor was answered already. Skip! Dares: Fudou, Haruna; since Dylan is too lazy and tired; get a marriage on paper and do it. I'll get back to you in an hour.
Fudou and Haruna: Hai!
Sakuma; I'm sorry Kidou. *pushes him off the cliff*
Kidou: AHHHH!
Hayate: Endou! GO!
Endou: SOCCER IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD!
Daisuke: *comes in* MAMORU! *drags him by ear outside*
Hayate: Wow. Who shall be pushed in? REIKA!
Reika: Why me?
Kazemaru: Because you are anoying.
Reika: *sigh*
Kogure: *pushes her in the pool of sharks*
Reika: AHHH!
Hayate: Okay. Goenji, Toramaru is dating Yuuka.
Goenji: WHAT! *gets a chainsaw and chases Toramaru in circles*
Toramaru: AHHHHHH!
Hayate: Unknown-san, can we please skip your last dare? Thank you... LAST BATCH of dares come from Luna.
please put my dare on your show
these r my dare
:kazemaru, gazella, fubuki, midrikawa, hiroto, sakuma,and aphrodi to crossdress into miniskirt and girly sweater for 4 hour(no skipping this one)
:endou and kazemaru to go on a date than make out
:burn and gazelle to share ice cream cone
:goeji need to give fubuki a huge teddy bear(i think it cute)
:hiroto and midrikawa french kiss for 2 hour
please put my dare on
thank u
Hayate: Okay. Crossdress, now!
Boys: Why us?
Hayate: Just go. I want to sleep already!
(All boys come out wearing a miniskirt and a girly sweater)
Fanboys: WOOOOOOHOOOOO!
Hayate: 0_0 Okay. Endou and Kazemaru, go! Ah no wait, they already did that before the show. In fact... spy camera!
flashback
Endou: I had a wonderful time, Kaze-chan
Kazemaru: Oh me too my sweet soccer goalie... *makes out with him*
Endou: *kisses back*
flashback ends
Hayate: See? Now, Haruya and Fuusuke. GO!
Haruya: I don't want to!
Fuusuke: We'll do Chocolate flavor.
Haruya: YAY! *licks the chocolate*
Fuusuke: *kicks the ice cream*
Hayate: Okay... weird... Goenji, GO!
Goenji: *goes to Yuuka's room, comes out with a big brown stuffed bear* For you, Shirou-chan~!
Shirou: Thank you! ^_^
Hayate: Last! GO!
Hiroto: *kisses Midorikawa*
Midorikawa: *kisses back*
Hayate: OKAY! 3...2...1... DONE! BAi!
Dylan: Ugh... I want to sleep...
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