Always Expect the Unexpected
Yandere Simulator © YandereDev
WARNING:
SLASH, SI!Kencho, OOC, typos, sporadic update, etc.
Fun Fact:
When you turn on the subtitle/closed caption on Kubz Scouts' Yandere Simulator videos on Youtube, the Saikou is written as Psycho.
Chapter 02
This… was real. He frowned in front of the mirror in his lap. This was not him. This… chubby handsome face and silver hair were not his.
This life was not his. He killed and stole someone's body and life.
But why?
Then he heard someone was knocking his door.
"Kencho, can I come in?"
He blinked. The voice was unfamiliar on his ears. It was deep, clear and pleasant. The kind that made you feels weak at the knees, in a pleasant way of course.
In other word: Hot Damn.
He shook his head to fight the blush on his cheeks.
Argh, no! Go away the gay side of him! Ugh, he needed to remember that he was an eight years old child! And he didn't need a romance right now.
A-anyway, who was him?
"Um… yes," he answered as he put the mirror on the desk beside his bed. The door opened and a handsome man with silver hair entered the room.
Oh, fuck. This man was every females and gay males' wet dream. This kind of male only existed in mangas, animes, or video games!
(Oh wait. He was reborn in a video game world. Silly him.)
How the heck God created a human like this man?!
"Hello, Kencho," the man said as he pulled a chair near the door to the left of the bed and sat on it.
"Um… hello," he said in confusion.
Who was this man? He looked familiar though.
The man looked at him in sadness, "you don't remember me, huh?"
He nodded guilty.
"It's okay. I understand," the man said, "I'm… your father."
He blinked again.
… Okay…
Wait, what?
"You're my dad?" he shocked.
Hm, that was why the man looked familiar to him. He was the unnamed character that appeared in YanSim's blog with his back faced the screen. He never saw the man's face so he was a bit confused.
Oh shit, he almost fell to his dad's charm. Okay. The man was off limit. He was safe now.
"Yes, I am… um… can I hug you?"
He blinked, "oh, of course. You're my dad after all. Why you ask?"
"Well, you don't remember everything. So, you must be uncomfortable if I start hugging you," his dad said as he hugged him.
He hugged his dad back. Hm… his dad smelt like expensive cologne.
Damn, rich man.
"I really miss you, Kencho. I'm glad you're okay."
His dad brushed his hair tenderly and kissed his forehead. He could feel how his— not his, real-Kencho's dad loved him. But...
But he was not Kencho.
He pushed the man gently.
"I'm not Kencho…" he said guilty.
Did he need to tell the man the truth?
The man blinked, "no, you're Kencho. It's your name."
"Yeah, it's my name, but…"
'I'm not him. He was probably dead.' He bit his lip. Could he tell the man the truth?
He didn't know about this world, or the man in front of him. If he told the man the truth, the reaction would be bad.
… He could not.
"… I'm not the Kencho you remember…"
The man smiled sadly, "well, yeah… but," he took a deep breath and exhaled it, "you're still my son."
… Wow, what a way to make him feel guiltier.
But he needed to confirm something.
"Even if I act not like the Kencho you know?"
"Yes."
"Even if… I can't remember anything about my past?"
"… Yes."
He saw the man's hesitation. He looked at the man sharply, "… You're lying."
The man looked guilty, "well, I admit I want you to remember everything… at least, you can remember your family. But, it's okay. Even if you can't remember anything, we can create new memories."
He was touched by the man's words.
Wow, he actually thought that real-Kencho and Megami's dad was an arsehole. But maybe not…
He speculated that the man— his dad was too busy with his work, a strict father, and an absentee wife (maybe she was dead, he didn't know), so his dad didn't know how to act around his children.
He meant, his dad told real-Kencho to not approach/meet Megami again to prevent real-Kencho doing anything bad to Megami.
(But then again, this man didn't like when Megami was the heiress. He wondered why though.)
"Thanks… dad," he said as he smiled. Okay, now, "um, dad… can you tell me what happened to me?"
His dad smiled sadly, "you were kidnapped and… and tortu—hurted you. The culprits are our former workers and our rivals who went bankrupt because of our company. They hate us and want to revenge. They didn't care that they will get caught or bring shame to their family. Even some of them kill themselves when the police arrested them. Then, one of them tried to kill you, but a detective sacrificed her life to save you."
He hid his disgust.
He sighed. Even though he was a former detective, he still couldn't understand why people do something bad to other people, especially if it was for petty reasons. Or for any reasons.
Wait a minute, a detective died to save him…?
He remembered that he sacrificed his life too to save a child.
… Wow, what a weird coincidence.
(Wait, 'her'?)
His condition was a weird case.
When someone woke up from coma, they couldn't regain consciousness instantly. At first, they were only awaked for a few minutes, and duration of time awake gradually increased. They also sometimes in a profound state of confusion, couldn't speak easily, and many other disabilities.
But for him, his awaked duration (after had panic-attack and fainted) was long and he could speak easily.
Well, even though his case was weird, but he was not the only one (and not the first).
Hm, maybe it was because the real-Kencho was dead and now he occupied his body…?
He didn't know. Biology was not his thing.
Anyway, he was amused and annoyed with the doctor's attempts to make him remember real-Kencho's past. He was okay with interviews and showing things from real-Kencho's past. But not with forced him to eat some medicines or hypnotic. Luckily he didn't say anything weird from his past life when the doctor hypnotized him.
His dad said the attempts were his grandfather's order. It made him hate Saisho more than before.
And for his health… he had minor nerve damage so sometimes he couldn't move his hand, his finger, or his foot freely, and he had trouble with breathing and headache in random occurrence.
In other word, he shouldn't be stressed, tired, and exercised too much.
Damn.
Okay, he was totally idiot. How the heck he forgot to ask important questions to his dad?
Well, he could blame the stockiness because of his situation and too focus on therapies.
But still, blamed it at something that he could control was not professional. He was a police investigator, a detective, for the God's sake!
Dammit.
"Hey, Otou-san[1]…" he said one day on lunch time.
"Hm?" his dad looked at him as he chewed his food.
"Did I…" he stopped talking for a while to add a dramatic effect, "did I have okaa-san[2] or siblings? I never saw them visit me."
He looked at his dad with big wet eyes. Once again, for dramatic effect. Thanks God he was a (cute good looking) child (again).
His dad looked guilty and uncomfortable. Then he sighed, "Well, you didn't have mother. She's dead years ago. And… you have an older sister and a grandfather."
"Did they hate me?"
"Err, no."
"So, why they never visit me?" he asked sadly.
His dad winced, "well, actually I forbade your grandfather to visit you. I'm still angry at him."
His dad angry at Saisho? Why?
"Why you angry at Ojii-san, Otou-san?"
"He did something that made me angry. It involves you, actually, Kencho," his dad sighed, "maybe it's the right time to tell you. I don't want you know this from Chichi[3]. I know he will twist the truth… When you were in coma, you didn't show any improvement. Your condition was stable, but low. So he… decided to cut off your support machines and let you die."
He blinked. What?
What the fuck, old man?
"… What?"
"He said he didn't want you to suffer more, so let you die is a best decision. Even if you wake up, we didn't know what will happen to you. He decided that without my permission as your guardian, and in the same night when you woke up," his dad explained as he clenched his fist, "that's bullshit. I bet he only care about the cost of your hospital care. Even though it was paid with my money, not his. I swear if it was not because a call from the hospital about your condition, I already killed my father. My promise to my mom will be damned."
He gulped when saw his dad's expression. He would never make his dad angry.
"And for your sister…" his dad sighed, "to be honest, Kencho, you're not a good child. You're… a bully. That's why you didn't have any friends in school and you didn't receive gifts or get-well cards…"
"Oh…" he responded sadly, "so I was a bad person after all…"
"But you're still a child."
"But a child still can do what adults do, dad. They can be cruel," he said, "maybe this is karma for my wrongdoings."
He was surprised when his dad cupped his cheek with his hands.
"You did something wrongs, but it didn't mean you deserve to get kidnapped and tortured," his dad said seriously, "besides, I can't lose you anymore. You're one of my precious children and I'll go insane if you're gone, or dead."
He gulped. This was so intense. But it made him happy.
He smiled at his dad, "… Thanks, Otou-san."
His dad smiled back and kissed his forehead.
"Um… so, about school… I-I don't think… um, I think I can't pass to the next grade level. I miss a lot of class…"
"Ah, about that…" his dad scratched his nape, "I… want to pull you out of school, because you were kidnapped on your way to home. But I don't want to delay your education, so homeschooling is the best solution. Especially with your condition… I-I don't want to task a risk again."
He put his hand on his dad's hand.
"I think it's the best too."
"And about Megami… You also try to harm your sister because you're jealous she was the heiress. And some of them were my fault too… I was too busy to raise you and your sister properly and I don't know how to act around you. So, I forbade you to have any interaction with your sister except for important things."
"But I want to meet Megami-neesan[4]. I-I want to apologized and start over…"
His dad smiled as he brushed his hair tenderly, "I can arrange that. Your sister will be angry and ignore you at first, but I think she will forgive you."
He gave his dad a very big smile.
"Thanks, Otou-san! You're really the best!" he said happily as he hugged his dad.
His dad laughed and hugged him back.
It didn't hard for him to fall in love with his dad.
No! Not a kind of love like that! Get your mind out of the gutter! It was a child's love to their parent. He didn't know what its name, but… that was how he felt.
His dad was so… normal than other Saikous he knew. He was kind, protective, a bit coward and awkward.
And his dad's love to him and Megami. It was too pure… and it made him feel guilty to live in Kencho's body. Not only that, but he deceived his dad to make him think he was real-Kencho. Acted like a child was hard, he hated it. But it was necessary to survive in this world.
He rubbed his eyes and sighed.
God, this roller coaster of emotions really had a great toll on him.
"Maybe I need to review my plans to forget this feeling… and to stay sharp."
His dad pulled him out of the school. It meant he didn't need to interact with other children that probably hated him. Not only that, with tutors he could gather more information in this world and progressed faster than in the school.
He hoped that he could be in Akademi High with Megami despite he was fourteen years old later.
He needed to apologize to Megami, and showed her that he was really sorry. He must built a healthy relationship with her so she couldn't be suspicious with him and could help him if he needed a help.
Especially in his quest to stop Yandere-chan.
Ah, but people's help and his intellect were not enough. He needed some advanced equipments to stop her. Maybe he could make some real-life Detective Conan equipments…
Ara ara…
He stilled.
… What the hell is that?
What we have here…? I never remember you in every this game universes…
"Who's there?!" he said as he looked every corner of his room.
Who am I? It's not important… I'm not from here. Just like you.
"What?" he shocked, "you… know?"
But… I don't know you. You look like him but not him…
The voice became quite.
Hm… he didn't remember this voice in the game. Who was its owner? But… with how they were talked… it was familiar.
Could it be…?
Ah, I see… interesting.
I think I should watch this universe more.
Fufu, okay then. See you next time~
"Wait! WAIT! I want to ask you something!" he said with a loud voice.
But no one answered him.
"Arggh! Why she gone before I ask some important questions?!" he growled angrily.
Then he sighed. He tried to control his anger.
He needed to think clearly.
Okay, so… what the hell is that? Why Fun Girl talked to him?
More importantly, why she appeared?
He knew she existed. But she never appeared in the game, unless if you tried to make Osana appeared early in some certain building. Or something, he didn't remember much.
If she appeared in here… it made everything more complicated.
"Oh God, this makes my brain hurt!"
To be Continue…
[1] Otou-san/Tou-san = used when you talk to your own father, and when you talk about or to someone's father.
[2] Okaa-san/Kaa-san = used when you talk to your own mother, and when you talk about or to someone's mother.
[3] Chichi = used when you talk about your own father. Please remember that Megami was talking with our-Kencho, not to their father.
[4] Ojii-san/Jii-san = used when you talk to your own grandfather, and when you talk about or to someone's grandfather.
[5] Onee-san/Nee-san = used when you talk to your own older sister, and when you talk about or to someone's older sister.
A/N:
Fiuhhh, this chap is harder to write.
And about Fun Girl. She only a viewer and didn't do anything in this world. And the demons too. They will appeared but did't have any impact to the story. Why? Because they will make this story more complicated (and my head hurts to fit them in the story).