CHAPTER 5 - THE DEMENTOR

Why do witches think Love Potions are so funny? It's revolting. In other news, bad enough that I have to stay in a basket all day, but Scabbers smells nothing like dinner.

Encountered a "Professor RJ Lupin" on the train. Doesn't smell human. Maybe I need my nose tested.

A kid named Neville Longbottom SAT on me! How insulting! But that's not the worst of it. A dementor had the incedency to drain my emotions! I was asleep but I had my worst nightmare - the one where the cerberus tries to eat me! Then I woke and hissed at the dementor. It floated away...