Kamisato Wants To Pick Up Boys At The Beach!

Spring. To adolescent youths it was synonymous with break. The time to be free of the prison called school and relax. However, those beyond that simple time see it as something less…

Romantic.

Work would not be canceled, college projects still needed completion and life moved on for them, despite their bitter feelings toward the break. But it held another meaning for a certain perverted family.

A family eldest sisters Aleister and Kakine plan the yearly departure from the house to prevent their younger siblings(Primarily Tata) from running amok.

"Beach house! Beach house! Were going to the beach house!" The youngest was already wearing her one piece swimsuit, which was green with a childish flower pattern. She excitedly trodden around her family with her small suitcase in tow. "How long is it going to take us to get there?"

"Think an hour by train. Speaking of, we should go ahead and leave." Answering the girl was the ever absent Kakine! The second eldest wore her hair in a bobcut, with short bangs covering a portion of her face. And despite the slightly warm weather, she opted to wear a light brown jacket over her white tank top and sported blue jeans.

"Eh? But Myth-Oneesan and Jass-Oneechan aren't here."

Kakine gently took the youngest by the hand and guided her to the train station. "Don't worry about them. Due to Myth being a hermit, certain measures have to taken to ensure she goes on the trip. Well meet them both at the station."

The girl didn't seem too convinced by Kakine's words but realized pointless to continue as the rest of the family was also leaving for the station.

Leaving only the volatile mix that was the twins.

Myth was no doubt, a hermit in every sense of the word, complete opposite of her outgoing counterpart. Should the choice be made, she would gladly stay at home than go to the mandatory family vacation. So with nothing but a orange hoodie and gym shorts, she happily laid in front of her computer, curiously staring at Jass.

"You know, the temperatures today are going to be pretty high."

"I know." she replied unconcerned.

"Then… Why are you wearing your tracksuit pants?"

True to her statement, the younger twin was wearing dark red pants and a white gym shirt. At the same time, she was using most of the twins bedroom to do aerobic stretches.

"I figured I take a quick jog before we hop on the bullet train."

"We? I thought you gave up on me. I told you I'm not going. Especially after what happened last year."

"You almost drowned. ONE time. No need to be traumatized by it. Here. Take this."

"I don't think you understand how trauma works. What's this?" Myth glanced down at the small paper she was handed. "My train ticket? How many times-!" however the person in question had already left. Myth let out a exasperated sigh. "Seriously how exactly are we related?" She swiveled her chair back to her deck and noticed something.

Or rather a lack of something.

A gaudy notebook that at first glance no one would expect the super serious tomboyish girl to own. Yet she owned that bright pink and sparkled notebook. Though the contents were far from childish.

Like the rest of her family, Myth was a tried and true pervert. The existence of that notebook was indisputable proof of that.

And it was removed from that room.

Standing outside the house, Jass patiently waited with notebook in hand for her sister to react appropriately.

She didn't wait long as a window from the second floor burst open and a hoodie wearing girl leaped out and landed in the front yard. After witnessing such a feat, Jass began to wonder if her sister really was human.

"Give."

"It."

"Back."

She spoke her words slowly so there was no chance to miss hear them.

"But Myth… You didn't say please~"

From there the grand chase between the two began. With the streets relatively empty due to early morning, Jass made her way with ease to the train station, though she noted had Myth been wearing shoes, she may not have made it. She quickly passed through the gate and jumped in the train with her sister in hot pursuit.

Luckily, they entered the same cart the rest of the Kamachi family was in.

"Don't worry guys! We made it!"

Her celebratory entrance was cut short by a shoulder grab from her twin. "Notebook. Now." Jass quietly handed her the gaudy notebook.

Still seething with anger, Myth opened it to ensure the safety of the contents only to find…

"It's… empty?"

Jass patted the shocked girl on the back. "Of course it's empty silly! You think I would steal your precious notebook and take it with us on vacation? You think so little of me nee-san. It's called sleight of hand. The real one is securely stored in our room!"

The homely dressed girl stood bewildered by the events, unaware of the departing train. In the end, Minus the parents, the entire family left for vacation.

"It's the Sea!" Tata could barely hold out her excitement. After a long train trip and dropping their belongings at the beach house, they finally made it to the main attraction. Without so much as a word, Tata, Go, and Kamisato ran off to fully enjoy the change of scenery.

"Ahhh. There they go. Must be good to be young." Kakine spouted some old man words.

"Don't be silly Kakine. We're still in the prime of our youth." Correcting Kakine was the eldest sister who may have felt a bit aged after her sister's remark. "You only feel that way cause you're constantly working."

"While you two talk about your wrinkles that don't exist, I'll take the short straw and supervise the kids." Myth interjected, hoping they would move on to a different subject. She was still somewhat upset she got tricked to joining, bitterly wearing a light blue one-piece swimsuit to match the occasion.

"Hold on Myth. Out of all of us here, you're the least qualified person to do that." On the other hand, Jass brazenly wore a bright red two piece which accentuated her curves. "You know you can't swim. What are you going to do if Kamisato or Tata drown?"

"That's why Go is there."

"You're really going leave the rescuing to your younger brother? A middle school boy at that?"

"Relax. He's not just any middle school boy. He's a competent and reliable middle school boy."

The younger twin let out an exaggerated sigh before grabbing Myth by the wrist and dragged her into the Sea. "At first it was funny but now I can't stand knowing a girl my age doesn't know how to swim. We're changing that today. Jass crash course swimming lessons!"

"EH!?" the fear filled squeal wasn't from her trauma of drowning, it came from her fear of Jass.

Despite her teasing nature, she did not condone or tolerate ignorance. So much so that she spent a good 4 hours or so explaining Earth's rotation simply due to a throwaway remark from Tata saying the Earth is flat.

"W- wait a minute Jass! Let's talk about this! What about the kids? The kids!"

"Ali-nee will take care of them. First we need to get over your fear of drowning."

"There's an entirely different fear I want to get over first!"

Jass and Myth left for another location on the beach, leaving Aleister and Kakine to watch over the younger siblings.

Aleister happily waved the two of and sat under the parasol Kakine had set up.

"Oh? Not going to swim either? I thought you would at least use this chance to sunbathe."

Kakine forced out a laugh. "True but I'm feeling a bit too tired to change into my swimsuit. Plus…" she gave the eldest an envious stare. "in the end, I'm certainly number 2 compared to you." She muttered to herself. "What about you Ali-nee? Since you've drew the short straw watching the kids, are you going to join them?"

She released a sigh of defeat, "It's not like I have a choice in the matter now." Aleister removed her light jacket to reveal her mature body which was fitting of the eldest child. Her violet bikini matched well with her light complex and the frill design made her much more alluring to the eyes. However Aleister herself was completely oblivious to her own beauty which her sisters constantly reminded her of.

"I don't get it." Kakine muttered the words loud enough for her to hear. "How does a near perfect 10 like yourself have so many failed relationships?" Without warning she struck a devastating blow to the beauty who reeled back from the shock.

"Ah…" For some reason, a light blush formed on the girls face. "R-rather than something dramatic or horrible happening to end them, it was more of a personality clash than anything else."

With those few obscure words, Kakine immediately knew what happened. Though it would've been better to leave it at that, Kakine spoke up.

"Ah. They found out you were an irredeemable pervert." Of course, Kakine beared no ill will when she said that. As all of the family were considered perverts in one aspect or another. Yet to others outside the family, it wasn't the best trait.

"...Yes." Aliester was quite aware of this fact so it was a bit of a sore spot for her to bring up her failed relationships. "I-I'm going to check on the kids."

With the eldest gone, Kakine was left to her own musing.

"Heh. My debut chapter and I'm delegated as a side character. As expected of the true number 1."

Meanwhile the youngest siblings played in the shallows, with troublesome Tata clinging to Go's side.

"Hehe! Gocchi-nii's smooth skin. His slightly built body. The best!"

"...You know. We can't play tag if your stuck to me like this."

"I am playing tag Gocchi-nii! I'll be forever it and chase you till the end of times!"

A wry smile formed on the boy's face. "That's a what I'm worried about…"

"You two enjoy your kiddy games. As a woman, I'm only here for one thing." Kamisato talked down to them. While she did sport a two piece it looked somewhat unnatural on her small frame and clashed with her twintail hairstyle.

Tata in a surprising act played the straight man. "A woman? You?"

Any other time Kamisato would reply with an unhealthy amount of vulgar retorts yet today agree held her tongue. "Heh. It would take more than insults from a child to upset a woman like me." with exaggerated movements, she flipped her hair in an obnoxious manner.

Even the hardened Go was disturbed by Kamisato's attitude change. "Okay. I'll bite. What are you doing nee-san?"

"What are you saying, my dear little brother? I've always behaved with ladylike elegance!" This was obviously a lie that the siblings had no intention of believing.

There was some reason for her annoying behavior.

And it became clear when Aliester arrived.

"Like your friend over there, I'm sorry. I have no interest in 'hanging out'. If your so insistent on getting your dick wet, there's a perfectly good ocean for you to drown in." Following behind the busty beauty were a conglomerate of dejected boys. "Geez. While I don't mind the occasional gangrape novel, in real life it's downright unappealing. I don't think I can fit that many anyways." It was true irony that the boy's got rejected by one of the most perverted person in the world.

"Tch! Of course the cougar is here." Kamisato dropped her pseudo-hauty persona and muttered the bitter words against her sister.

However Aleister heard the insult and proceeded to give her a loving grab from behind. "Ara Kamisato-chan. You've got to be more careful with your words. Someone might end up hurt because of them."

Kamisato tried to tap out of the death hold, her face slowly turning blue as she was casually being choked. "I-I'm sorry! Aleister-Oneesama!"

With that 'sincere' apology, the eldest released her.

"Ah. I see now." Go nodded his head after understanding Kamisato's motives. "You were trying to act mature to pick up boys."

"..." Kamisato remained silent, hoping he would drop the subject.

But Tata-chan decided to quip in. "Kamisato with a boyfriend? Impossible."

"Why you useless loli I'll-!"

"So my sister has developed an interest in the opposite gender. Damn. Guess I owe Jass money for losing this bet."

"W-wait. What bet!?"

"I think it's perfectly normal for a girl your age Kamisato. As long as your better than Tata-chan. That's all I can ask."

"Go-chan. Don't you think that bar is a bit too low, even Kamisato is human."

"OI!"

"OI!"

The two siblings were utterly destroyed by the unique combo of Go and Aleister.

Under the peer pressure, Kamisato caved in. "Alight! Alright! I was acting like a pompous bitch to attract guys! Okay. Can we leave it at that?

"I don't mind but why that act specifically?"

"Jass. She said guys love it when a girl looks down on them with disdain."

I knew it. She can't help but tease her sisters, can she? Aleister made a mental note to properly scold Jass later. "Kami-chan listen. You have to take whatever Jass says with a grain of salt. Otherwise it's either a lie or her own skewed perception of a simple problem. Okay?"

The twintailed girl nodded. "I know. I realized my mistake now now."

"I should've asked you about how to get boys."

"Eh?"

"Don't 'eh' me Ali-nee! We all saw those guys all over you! And you've had more boyfriends than any of us!

"Y-you don't know that."

"Kaki-nee can't have a boyfriend! She's always at work. Myth-nee is always at home and rarely leaves her room! And Jass is busy with school or bullying Tata! Sure Go-nii has a girlfriend but that would be truly sad of me to ask my younger brother for boy advice. Out of all of us, no-one can compete when it comes to relationships!"

"T-that may be true but they don't last long."

"I rather have multiple failed relationships than none at all! I don't want to be a hermit like Myth-nee or a workaholic like Kaki-nee! At this rate, I'll be forever alone like Tata!"

"Don't ignore my pure relationship with Gocchi-nii!"

No-one paid any heed to Tata's objection.

Honestly you're blowing this out of proportion. The eldest wanted to say that yet refrained from doing so. She knew how persistent Kamisato can be when it came to something she wanted. So she resigned herself to the fate of appealing to the girl.

"Fine. I'll assist in this endeavor of yours."

"YES!" Kamisato made a celebratory fist pump.

"First and foremost, while attitude is definitely the most important thing, appearance is the first thing they notice. And you…" she scanned her sister from top to bottom. "How old are you again?"

"16! Don't forget how old your sisters are!"

"Ah no. I didn't forget." She waved of her sister's anger. "Just thought I remembered it wrong."

"Your body type… would definitely attract the scum of the world." She blatantly stated.

"Scum? But I'm a cute high school girl!"

"Yet you look like your barely in middle school."

"pfft!" cracking a laugh was Tata and Go relaxing on the shore enjoying the Kami and Ali show.

"Kami-nee! Didn't know you skipped grades. So smart~."

"Damn that Tata…" She grinded her teeth in annoyance to the peanut gallery.

"Ignore them. We're moving on to the next part since we can't do anything about your appearance." Aleister honestly wanted to stop right there but continued. "Next phase is speech."

"Speech? What's fucking wrong with the way I talk?

It was a long and tiring process for both parties involved, with the peanut gallery laughing every step of the way but they finally reached the final phase.

"Go to the food stall and convince a guy to buy something for you."

"EH!? Don't you think that's a big hurdle as the final step?"

Aleister ignored the girls protest. "Take everything we learned into practice. Eye contact. Body movement. Social cues. Don't be afraid to invade their personal space. Never be specific with your intentions. Be close, but elusive. Make them think they have a chance. And most importantly. Don't get caught staring. Catch them staring. I've taught you all I know. Go my prodigy. Earn that free meal.

While Kamisato wanted yup believe in her older sister's words, it was hard to take her seriously with a majority of her body buried in sand by Go and Tata.

"Oh? Something on your mind Go?"

"...Ali-nee… You think so little of guys it's scary."

"While I would love to take that as a compliment of my personality, that is how most, if not all girls view men."

In that moment, Go learned a horrible lesson about the opposite gender.

"...Girls are scary…"

Kamisato made the seemingly long walk to the shabby looking food stall. Her knees cackles together and she stumbled a bit in the soft sand. (Okay. Get it together Kamisato! You can do this. You talk to boys all the time at school. Just get a random guy you never met to buy you something. Even a drink would be considered a win.)

The high school girl with a middle school body saw her target, A lone teen relaxing with a drink in hand.

It was quite a sight from a bystander point of view, the girl's head barely reached the boy's chest so keeping eye contact was near impossible when she 'accidentally' stumbled into the boy.

Operation Klutz, as her sister called it was the overused trope of some accident occurring between two characters thus growing into affection.

However, rather than a messy tumble like Kamisato expected, she merely crashed and fell flat on her butt while the teen remained unfazed.

"Oh? Sorry about that! Didn't see you there.

If he's a good man, he will take fault of the crash, even if it's obviously your fault.

(Good. It's going just as Ali-nee expected.)

He extended his hand and lifted Kamisato to her feet with ease. "You're not hurt are ya?"

The girl was far from calm. Her face was lit a bright red, embarrassed by the silly collision stunt she pulled as well as getting a closer view of the boy who was surprisingly built.

Now remember if he's polite, be sure to compliment him on something.

Her sisters words faintly reached the adolescent as she tried to find something other than his built chest to comment on.

"Y-your hands. They're pretty big."

In the absence of any coherent brain function, the High school girl spouted something absolutely embarrassing.

(What the FUCK me? The hell was that? Big hands? That's the best you could fucking come up with!?)

"Ah. I guess they do seem kinda big huh?" He laughed off the comment. Perhaps he thought it cute she made a strange remark.

Whatever the case, Kamisato was relieved he didn't think strangely of her. "Now," He began scanning the beach, "Where are you parents little girl?"

"Eh?" Kamisato didn't want to believe what she heard. "Hold on a sec, ya bastard. Just how old do you think I am?"

"Hm? Quite a foul mouth ya got for someone so you're probably around middle school?"

Her strike rang swift and true. And overly excessive. Her small stature made the boy's crotch a perfect strike zone for a clean right hook.

The boy fell to his knees, but the strike did not quell the loli's anger. "Listen here fucker! You're going to that crusty shop and buying me the most expensive damn drink in there for else I'm turning your useless balls to semen paste!"

"Y-yes ma'am!"

From the far off distance an observer with only their head sticking out of the sand made a few remarks.

"Loli. Femdom. Cbt. and size difference? Indeed it is a truly beautiful sight to see my sister's degeneracy in full view." Though Kamisato had succeeded in her plot to 'pick up boys', it wasnt without sacrifice of her feminine pride.

The first day of the vacation ended but the perverted adventures on the beach are far from over.