Rhys' P.O.V

I'm a lightweight. In fact, one of Shinon's favorite comments about me and alchol is that, should Mist and I enter a drinking contest, Mist would win in round one. Personally, I feel inclined to agree with the sniper and therefore excuse myself from these parties early. I had been doing so when...well...I ended up under Mia.

I was making my way out the mess hall when some one shouted for me. Instinctively I spun about and watched as Mia leapt off a table towards me. Being a healer I couldn't very well just let her fall and injure herself, so I moved to catch her. This was probably a mistake, but at least she suffered no damage, I on the other hand, found myself on my back, Mia clumsly ontop of me.

"Reeeeseeeeeeessssssssssss" she slurred, nuzzling into my neck, "where yagoin?" she said the end of her sentence barely sensical.

"Uh...bed?" I said, making an effort to distangle her from my robes. I could hear Shinon snickering in a corner as I struggled in vain against my purple-haired captor. She buried her hands in my robe, I suppose I blushed because Shinon's snicker became ruckus laughter.

"Help!" I asked to the room. No response, I looked at Mia...she was unconcious. "Help!" I repeated, a little louder. Mia's response was to snuggled against me, pinning me down. Her purple locks were over my face, it had a faint scent of lavendar, tinged slightly with whatever she had been drinking. I am ashamed to say it, but, if she hadn't been drunk, we weren't in plain sight, and if I could breathe, the situation would have been almost pleasant.

"TITANIA I LOVE YOU!!!!" I could hear Boyd shout, then came a loud CRASH and more laughter.

"Rhys?" I heard Oscar shout.

"HELP ME!!!" I shouted this time. I felt Mia's weight roll off of me and looked into Oscar's squinty smile.

"Uh...can you give me a hand with Boyd?" He asked. I nodded and accepted his hand.

Boyd wasn't badly hurt. I bandaged his cut and asked Titania to escort him to bed. She nodded and half-carried half-dragged the babbling ax-weilder out of the room. Oscar thanked me and went back to his drink. Leaving me free to wander back to my room, having had quite enough excitement for one evening. Mia wasn't lying where I had left her, and I was a bit confused, but I chose not to let it bother me.

I made it too my room with no more delay and undressed in the dark. I said a quick prayer for my friends and parents before climbing into my bed and rolling over to sleep. Imagine my surprise when I felt the warmth of a human leg. Yes, I screamed. Shinon opened the door a crack and looked it at me, shirtless, and Mia, sleeping.

"Oh..." The sniper said with an air of surprise, "You're not gay." Then he shut the door, leaving me alone with the bed-theif. I groaned and sat up, guessing that I was going to be sleeping on the floor. Mia grabbed the back of my shorts and made a soft grunting noise. Yes, I screamed again. I tried to detach her from my shorts, but I think I've figured out why Mia never drops her weapons, woman has a grip of steel. A few minutes later I gave up and lay down on my side. Mia pulled me towards her and curled up against me.

"Reessh, yer warm..." she said sleepily. I smiled dispite myself and fell asleep.

Mia's POV

He's warm...and...stuff. I like imm. Wanna...hug im and...whatsit...oh yea kiss im. He's warm and gentle and I whatsitcalled...love him. yeah...love him. His whatsit...skin is soft like a...ears...fluffy white tail...BUNNY yeah, thats the bit, soft like a bunny...