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Jack on Crack
Part 2 – Will's Amazing Love Life
William John Rebecca Stewart Turner the second sighed. He had lost his marvelous Love to Norington. The evil bastard! How he was able to steal Elizabeth's heart from him he would never know. Now, he had nothing and no one to love and make hopping bunny love with!
While feeling rather stupid and used, a storm blew into Port Royal. It was a most terrible storm and it blew half of Port Royal away. It was worse than a pirate attack. Unbeknownst to the residents though, a ship had been blown off course and some of the crew had somehow fallen over board.
While Will was walking the beach after this mysterious storm. He found a sailor. On closer inspection, he found out that the sailor was a woman. She had long dark blond hair, green eyes (how he knew when this sailor was out cold, no one will ever know), and the curviest body around. Her clothing stuck to her baby soft skin (which for a life of a sailor is rather hard to keep up on) and he was so enthralled by her beauty that he brought her back to his work shop.
Over the next few days, Will nursed the woman back to health as much as he could with keeping her a secret. He saw the 'P' on her arm. Despite that fact that she was a pirate, Will found himself falling into unconditional pirate love! Thoughts of sailing the sea's with her filled his head and heart. In fact, he didn't even think of Elizabeth bloody Norington!!
Finally, two weeks after he had found her (Man, time sure does pass by when your in love!) did the woman wake up. She had the prettiest green eyes Will had ever seen.
"How are you?" he asked.
"I'm fine, what happened?" she asked.
"You fell over board during the storm, I saved you!" Will happily said.
"Oh? My knight in shinning armor!" she batted her eye lids at him.
"What is your name?" Will asked.
"My name is Meredith Susan Rei Julie Kennedy, but, you may call me Mary Sue!" she said.
"I am in love with you," Will admitted.
"I must say, I haven't known you at all, but let's get married and have hopping bunny love and make babies, and sail the seven sea's and rule the world!" Mary Sue suggested excitedly.
"I can do that!"
Later, (wow, look at that! Time lost itself again) Will and Marry Sue were married with all their friends looking on. Even (Captain) Jack Sparrow made an appearance and James didn't bother to arrest him.
Together, they sailed off into the sun set and lived happily ever after.
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A/N – I know these chapters are short. But that's the point. I'm basically just making fun of different plots. If you have a suggestion for a chapter, go ahead and tell me.