This is only my second fan fic so please review and tell me if I'm good or if I stink.
Kurt walks out onto the Know Your Stars stage looking confused.
Kurt: "err what am I doing here? How did I get here? Am I talking to myself?"
Oohhh. My next victim.
KYSG: "that's the first sign of insanity you know."
Kurt: "and now I'm hearing things. I need to see a doctor."
KYSG: "You're not hearing things, idiot, it is I, the Know Your Stars guy."
Kurt: "I should see a psychiatrist while I'm at it. Man. I knew racing against evil robots that in realms that only exist in fairy tales would do things to my head."
KYSG (in childish, five year old throwing a tantrum tone): "YOU ARE NOT IMAGINING THINGS! I AM REAL! I am, I am, I am!"
Kurt: "okay, okay keep your pants on."
Uh oh. This wasn't right. I'm supposed to be the one making people mad not vice versa. But what could I say? I hate people ignoring me. Time to start over . I took a deep breath.
KYSG: "Know your stars…"
Kurt: "huh?"
KYSG: "Kurt Wylde. He practices his smile in front of the mirror."
Kurt: "actually that's Doctor Tezla. I know cos of the time me and some of the other racers micro chipped his room."
Doctor.T: "What did you say Kurt.?"
Kurt: "uhh, never mind."
KYSG: "Kurt Wylde. In his spare time he enjoys knitting and reading self help books."
Kurt: "oookkkaaayy. Someone needs to lay of on the coffee."
KYSG: "I don't drink coffee. My mother doesn't let me."
Kurt: " Mamas boy."
KYSG (Same tone as before): " am not, am not, am not!"
This was not going well. Time to resort to extreme measures.
KYSG: "Kurt Wylde. He is scared of his little brother."
Kurt: "WHAT?"
Aha. Tweaked a nerve.
Kurt: "I am definitely not afraid of Markie! He's my younger brother, for crying out loud!"
Wylde: "what did you say you little piece of !"
Yayyy! Two for the price of one!
KYSG: "Hey, that's no way to talk to your elderbrother."
Kurt: "yeah Markie! Show some respect."
Wylde: "you never showed me any respect. Why should I show it to you?"
Kurt: "I'm your older brother! Besides. You hardly ever showed me any respect at all!"
Wylde: "say WHAT!"
Kurt: "you heard me. Remember that time Mandy McGinnis invited me to her birthday party and didn't invite you? When I got back Fireman Sam had his head ripped off."
Wylde: "I told you it was the dog! Anyway, you were five! Build a bridge and get over it!"
Kurt: "I was nine baby brother," says Kurt pulling out his cell phone, "we'll see what mom has to say about this."
Wylde: "you're the baby. Bringing mom into this."
KYSG: "Hello? Back to me!
Wylde: "oh put a lid on it!"
Kurt: "you know I actually agree."
Wylde: "all right then I disagree.
Kurt: "on what?"
Wylde: on what we were just arguing about."
Kurt: "you mean the Know Your Stars Guys shutting up?"
Wylde: "yeah! I disagree."
Kurt: "wait a minute. You disagree that the know your stars guy should shut up or you disagree that he shouldn't?"
Wylde: "I'm confused."
KYSG: " you're not the only one. Sigh. I guess this is as far as we're gonna get. Now you know Kurt Wylde. Lets hope next time the victim is a little easier to get angry."