Orochimaru's Troubles

Orochimaru: WHAT!? Another fanfic about me!? Why cant you pick on the Akatsuki!?

Me: I was going to, but then I decided to make a second chapter of "A Morning In Otogakure"

Orochimaru: no fair! You're gonna make a orokabu yaoi, aren't you?!?

Me: nope, but if I get more reviews asking for some yaoi….. smiles evily

Oro: slapps me

Me: slaps oro

Kana-san: HEY!!!!WHYDYA DRAG ME INTO THIS?!?HELLO?! BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!!!!besides, want there something you wanted to say shadow-san?

Me: Oh yeah! turns to audience please send more reviews, I only got one on my last one, so if you review…. We can put in more chapters, cau's I had to think of this chapter all by myself.

All three: please send more reviews, wee need ideas!

Ochimaru sighed, it was just not his day. First, as otokage, he had to file paperwork, and paperwork was soooooooooooo boring. Next, it was sakon's and ukon's birthday, and since everyone was pretty much an adult, they DRANK and he had to put up with some very drunk subordinates…..

Suddenly, the door burst open and Kabuto staggered in. "hey! Sarutobi! Whaddaya doin here!? Shouldn't you be dead? I mean Orchmru-sma have, like, killed you already? I mean, even if you werednt dead, whaddaya doin in ….here?"

There was a pause as orochimaru thought 'what the fuck!? Kabuto thinks im sarutobi! He is seriously drunk….' But it was Kabuto that spoke first "what am I doing here?"

Orochimaru just stared "well, better get back to the party" he said, running into one of the walls.

Orochimaru sighed as Kabuto took the wrong way, stumbled, then went on the right path before tripping and falling. Kabuto gave orochimaru a big drunk grin.

Later on that day, Kidomaru stumbled in he had a hangover "aww man! Orochimaru-samma! Do we got any asprin?" he asked

"how the hell should I know!?" Orochimaru said. Then it dawned on him, HE was the only one sober enough to get asprin, because HE didn't drink. "damn subordinates! You all go and get drunk, then make ME go and get you some friggin asprin!" he cursed while getting up.

After all was quiet and Kidomaru got his asprin, Orochimaru went to the kitchen for lunch, but when he opened the fridge, there was only some peanut butter,moldy bread, 3 eggs, some old leftovers, and something that didn't even RESEMBLE food. He silently closed the fridge and opened a cupboard, a moth flew out….

After a lot of cursing and swearing, orochimaru went out to buy lunch. When he got to his favorite restraint, he found it closed. He found another restraint and instantly went in. everyone was staring at him, because he was the otokage. He ignored the stares and ordered a bottle of sake and some stir fry. After eating, He left. When he got back "home" , he found some police officers surrounding the area(I don't know what to call them….. so I used the present day American term) "what is going on!?" orochimaru yelled. The officer nearest him walked over "sorry, but this area is restricted to the general public" he said. At this point, orochimaru was fuming "i LIVE here! This is MY house! I am the Otokage! Even if this wasn't my house im SUPPOSED to go to the places surrounded by police! I have to make sure everythings ok!!!!" he yelled. The cop mumbled something and stepped away. Orochimaru walked inside to find what looked like jirobo's and Tayuya's dead bidies. Orochimaru was stunned "what happened?" he asked. "that's what we were gonna ask you…. Where were you just a few moments ago?" an officer asked . "I WAS AT A RESTRAUNT BECAUSE KABUTO FORGOT TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE FRIDGE TO EAT!' Orochimaru roared "we are gonna need some proof" the cop said

Orochimaru sighed and showed him the fridge "go ask the restraint I just went to, it's the one on the corner, near the iron wok(L.O.L I couldn't think of anything else X3). The police left to check. Meanwhile, he found out that his subordinates were not dead, but in a state of shock.

SOME DAY THIS IS!

Shadow-san: please review! X3 and even though they were nowhere near, ill add inrini-san,Leila-san, and Rachel-san. So I'll speak 4 them:

Leila,shadow(me X3), Rachel,Rini, and kana: hope you enjoyed this chapter!!!! Please review so we can make another! rini-san said that

Shadow:I JUST SAID THAT!!!

Rini: TT but I LIKE saying stuff that you just said! X3

Shadow-san:THE END!