Reap 2: What do you mean by golem!?
As morning came our dear blue haired mage stirred awake, shaking the drowsiness off her she got off her bed, after a quick stretch she went to her closet to her into her uniform, after finishing changing she put her glasses on, however when she saw a shape slumped to the wall her instincts flared up and she grabbed her staff.
However as she looked closer at the figure she recognized it as her familiar, lowering her staff she sighed in relief, walking closer to...Chase if she remembered correctly his name, she tapped his shoulder in order to wake him up.
Chase: mmm? He tilts his head to look at her You are awake
Tabitha: Nods ...come…
Chase: Where to?
Tabitha:...Meeting with someone…
Chase: Ok? Shrugs.
After that riveting and in depth conversation, the pair went to meet up with the mysterious person that Tabitha talked about.
Chase: Who is this person you want to meet?
Tabitha:...A friend…
Chase:...Friend..It reminisces on a fond memories
Tabitha: Raises eyebrow at the reaction ...Have any?...
Chase:..A few ...my creator Krim, Along with Kiriko, Shinnosuke, and my dearest friend Gou.
Tabitha: smiles a bit at the response ...That's nice...
Chase: Indeed it is...I hope they are alright….along with Heart, and Medic.
Tabitha: I'm sure they are.
After that little moment, they reached their destination, stepping forward Tabitha knocks on the door, not even moments later it opens to reveal boo-I mean a certain lady called Kirche.
Kirche: smiles seeing who it was Oh Tabitha, nice to see you!
Chase walks in and looks around the room to see Thunder ti-I also mean kirche.
Tabitha: Nods in response to Kirche.
Kirche: sees Chase looking around So that's your familiar?
Tabitha: Yes..chase is.
Kirche: You named him Chase?
Tabitha: shakes her head ...he already had the name.
Chase: Indeed I was named by someone else.
Kirche: That's weird, you summoned an already owned Golem.
Chase: Not owned….I was my own person.
Kirche: You have a really weird Golem
Chase: Golem?...I am a Roidmude.
Tabitha: raises her eyebrow ...Roidmude?...
he proceeds to explain what a Roidmude is because we're lazy af
[ Hell: we are ] [Drago: Yep]
Kirche: So...you are basically a super advance golem thing.
Chase: Indeed and most of us can have a human form
Tabitha: Suddenly interested Can you show us?...
Chase: Nods and turns into human form
Kirche: Looks up and down at the sexy beast that is chase XD. [ Hell: no homo] [Drago: whatever you say]
Tabitha: Interesting…
Kirche: Sees something weird in his pants and points at it ...What that?
Chase: looks at what she is pointing That's one of my most reliable weapons
Kirche: starts to get excited
Chase: It has saved me in my most difficult times
Kirche: Can I see! You can see the lust in her eyes from a mile away.
Tabitha: amused
Chase: Ok reaches down in his pants…
Kirche: Waits eagerly.
Chase: Pulls out the his big...hard...always reliable...BREAK GUNNER!
Kirche:Uhh wha? [ Hell: our Dms are beautiful] [Drago: You don't know the half of it]
Tabitha:Trying to contain her laughter
Kirche: Ah-a..w-wha. Is left in a incomprehensible state after being cockblocked.
Chase: clearly confused What's wrong?
Tabitha: Breaks down laughing.
At that very moment…..we knew that the comic fullbottle leaked from our dms. And nothing would be able to stop the insanity
[Hell: AHHHH! HOW DID IT ESCAPE!?] [Drago: I don't know! I remember locking it before we ended chapter 1!]
Chase: Now looks at Tabitha confusedly.
Tabitha: Tries to regain her composure but fails.
Kirche: looks at Tabitha shocked UH!?
Chase: what's wrong?
Tabitha: falls on the floor laughing
Kirche: Stunned by this whole ordeal.
After a few minutes Tabitha FINALLY gets a hold on herself
Tabitha: sorry...about that..
Kirche: still trying to comprehend what just happened
Tabitha:...lets...eat. Leaves for the dining hall
Chase: shrugs and follows her
Kirche: still stunned until flare snaps her out of it
Unknown to all three of them something was stalking the through Kirche's window…..
At the dining hall….
Chase: As he looks around Are we here?
Tabitha: ...Yes…
They enter and chase grabs a glass of orange juice.
Tabitha: Raises an eyebrow ...You can eat?...
Chase:...yes…
Tabitha: shrugs
They see groups of students whispering about something a fight.
Random student A: Guitche is going to stomp that commoner!
Random student B: I bet the he's going to rip that filthy commoner's heart out!
Random student A: Yeah!
More things along those lines were said and Chase clenched his fist.
Tabitha: looks at Chase ...Are you alright?...
Chase:..No... stands up and approaches the students
The students looked back at him baffled.
Tabitha: Chase?..
Chase: glares at them Where is this fight you are talking about?
Random student B: In the courtyard over there. Points in the general direction.
Chase: Very well walks toward the direction pointed
Random student B: Wait..,..when the hell did we get another commoner!?
Random student A: I'll show who you are dealing with!
Before he could pull out his wand an icicle suddenly shoots close to him, missing him by an inch.
Tabitha: Don't….Her glare pierced their souls.
Both of the students stand down while Tabitha tries to catch up with Chase.
In the courtyard Saito is on his knees exhausted while more bronzes golems group around him
Saito: grits his teeth while trying to stand up D-Damn it…
Guiche: Ahahaha how pathetic!
Gun
Small bolts of purple energy hit some of the golems destroying them.
Guiche: W-what!? Jumps back in shocks as his golems are destroyed so easily.
Both of them turn to see Chase approaching glaring at the blonde asshole.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Hell: Holy hell we're doing these chapters back to back.
DXZ: Yep, and it's all worth it.
Hell: Yep and we have a pissed chase and…..something else.
DXZ: Indeed, and the blonde dick better pray because Mad Chase is really dangerous.
Hell: And our little friend is gonna die a horrible death XD
DXZ: Nah idiots can't die, trust me, I've tried.
Hell: We use that idiot as a rag doll in our dms
DXZ: And like any good rag doll it better stay in one piece after we are done.
Hell: Well we sic chase, mach, gaim, kuuga on him.
DXZ: Not to mention Iris heart, a gundam and who knows what else.
Hell: oh yeah didn't we sick KUROTO DAN SHIN! And this a.r. Counterpart on him?
DXZ: Yep, at this point I'm convinced the blonde idiot was injected with Dangerous Zombie.
Hell: That or the comic bottle is reviving him.
DXZ: Where IS that stupid thing anyway?
Hell:...Sees the weird build family…...Oh god…..
DXZ: Sighs Welp...we're fucked
Hell:...welp looks like the build shitposting fic is going to be fun…
DXZ: Yep smirks And I'm going to love every second of it.
Hell: welp this is lordhellfire signing off.
DXZ: Bye people! [Dragon-XZero signing out]