Setting- A frozen yogurt place
Percy: This is good fro-yo.
Merlin: Yeah, but what flavor is it?
Percy:….
Merlin: By saying nothing except a bunch of periods, I think you mean 'I don't know,' 'It's rat,' or 'Oh my Herman, it's poisoned!'
Percy: *snickers* Oh my Herman?
Merlin: Loooooooooooooooooong story.
Percy: We've got time.
Merlin: That sounded sexually wrong.
Percy: Pervert.
Merlin: *shrugs* No denying the truth!
(enter Nico)
Nico: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERCY! How could you leave ne for this guy?
Percy: Just face it, Nico, you're not cool enough.
Nico: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Percy:…..
(enter Gwaine)
Gwaine: Merlin, come quick, Princess is singing!
Merlin: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand?
Gwaine: We should totally video tape it and use it as blackmail material.
Merlin: You say that so casually.
Gwaine: *laughs evilly*
Percy: Nico, stop hugging me!
Nico: NOOOOOO! DEMIGODS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER!
Percy: Merlin, a little help here?
Merlin: *eyes flash gold and Nico is off him* Done.
Gwaine: Did you just use magic?
Merlin: No…DISTRACTION! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Gwaine: Hell, yeah! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
Percy: /:
Merlin: /:
Nico: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
Percy: …..
Merlin: …..
Gwaine: HEY I JUST MET YOU!
Nico: ANS THIS IS CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
Gwaine: SO HERE'S MY NUMBER!
Nico: SO CALL ME MAYBE!
Percy: *backs out of room slowly*
Merlin: *follows Percy*
Gwaine: ALL THE OTHER BOYS!
Nico: WILL TRY TO CHASE ME!
Gwaine: SO HERE'S MY NUMBER!
Nico: SO CALL ME MAYBE!
(enters Kilgharrah)
Kilgharrah: The destiny these two share is not very pretty.
Gwaine: 'CAUSE WEEEEEE ARE NEVER
Nico: EVER EVER
Gwaine: GETTING
Together: BACK TOGETHER!
Kilgharrah: They are two sides of the same coin…..but I see something…..something horrible! Gwaine/Nico slash fics! What has this world come to?
Gwaine: Wait, a slash fic with us?
Kilgharrah: Disgustingly enough, yes.
Nico: *first disentangles himself from Gwaine's arm (from where they were hugging)* But he's like a thousand years older than me.
Kilgharrah: ….
Gwaine: *stares at Nico*
Nico: *stares at Gwaine*
Kilgharrah: *flys away from the awkwardness*
Nico: A Gwaine/Nico slash fic? Well, I've got one thing to say to that.
Gwaine: ?
Nico: HELP! PEODOPHILE! I'M LIKE SIXTEEN AND THIS GUY IN HIS TWENTIES IS SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS WITH ME! HELP! *runs away*
Gwaine: Ummmm…
A/N; Unexpectedly, like three people wanted this continued...okay. Here it is. There actually will be no slash between Nico and Gwaine (thank Herman, that would be disgusting). So...ummmm...yeah.