Author Note: This is chapter two! Larxene, Roxas, and axel are now left alone in their house. How will things go? Read to find out and remember: REVIEW!

Babysitting

Week 1

" Axel, come down here!" Larxne screamed at the top of her lungs. She needed to cook breakfast, but Roxas wanted her to play with him. He didn't leave her alone unless she played. How can you cook when someone is saying ' can you play with me'? Larxene couldn't. " Axel! Come here now!" She yelled once more making Axel scurry down the stairs. He jumped over a few steps and ran into the kitchen.

" Yes, your ugliness? Did you call the king of the house?" He retorted, snickering. Larxene rolled her eyes and Axel continued on saying smart responses. She couldn't take it anymore. She picked her brother up by the shirt and held him against a wall.

" Axel, listen to me you little squirt! I rule this house and you are going to listen to me!" Larxene yelled, her eyes angry and again, she was giving her famous death glare. Axel swallowed hard then smiled evilly.

" What are you going to do to me? Ground me?" He replied laughing. Larxene was really enjoying herself. She couldn't wait to tell him what she was going to do. She laughed happily and stared right back at him.

" That would be to easy, now wouldn't it? I'm thinking about telling mom something. Something very PRIVATE. I bet you know what it is. It starts with ' Axel blew up the microwave with his collection of lighters and matches.' " She said snickering. Axel swallowed hard and pleaded. " Don't tell mom that! I'll listen!" He yelled. Larxene let go of him. She picked up Roxas and placed him in front of Axel.

" I need you to play with Roxy while I cook breakfast." Larxene smiled and went over to the stove. She got out a pan and started making pancakes. Axel stared wide-eyed at his younger brother. Roxas smiled at him and said, " Can you play with me, big brother? Warxene is busy and can't play with me. Can you play with me? I'm bword." Axel reached out his hand and ruffled his brother's hair.

" Sorry, Roxas. I can't because I'm busy thinking of a way to annoy Larxene. I can't play with you." Axel replied, making Roxas's eyes cloud up in sadness.

" Okay, Axel. I'll just play by myself. "At that, Roxas turned around, walked past Larxene, and headed for his room. Larxene watched him leave then she glared at Axel.

" Axel! Why is Roxas sad!" She screamed stomping over to her stupid brother. " Did you tell him you didn't have time to play with him?" She gave her death glare and Axel looked down.

" So what if I did? He needs to learn how to play with himself!" Axel replied, smartly. Larxene was about to explode. Why was axel such a pain? Why couldn't he be just like Roxas; innocent and sweet? But no, sadly Axel was Axel. He was rude, annoying, and very witty. Larxene took a deep breath, and exhaled almost roaring like a lion. Axel stared at her, blankly and probably thinking she was crazy.

Larxene sighed and turned to Axel. " Axel, just go upstairs or find something to do. Just come when I call. Axel nodded. He thought for a minute as Larxene went back to her cooking. He then got an idea. He started to whistle. Larxene didin't say that he couldn't annoy her. She just said to find something to do. He whistled and whistled and whistled and whistled.

Larxene's eye twitched. She had to control herself. And really, whenever she was about to strangle him but couldn't, her eye twitched. She then tried ignoring him by talking to herself.

In Larxene's head:

Hello, Larxene! How are you today? Oh, I'm just fine. How about you? I'm just dandy. Except for one little maggot that is more like a fly. He just flies around, BUGGING ME! Anyway, how is Marluxia? Oh, he's just fine. His hair is its purplish pink as usual. So, anything new? Oh, yes. Roxas just turned four a few days ago. He's so cute, isn't he? I just want to squeeze him. His adorable blue eyes and his cute smile and babyish giggle. AWWWW! Don't we all love Roxas to pieces? Yes! Oh, guess what Larxene? What is it, Larxene? I have a picture of Roxas sleeping on his birthday! So, what's so special about that, Larxene? Oh, I forgot to tell you. He was sleeping with his face in his cake! It was so cute. Axel fell asleep to, but who cares about him. He's seven…he can take care of himself. Yay! I get to take care of Roxas for a whole month! I don't want to take care of Axel though. I can take Roxas a bath, feed him, play with him, watch him sleep, cuddle with him... oh, sorry, Larxene. I got carried away. So, what's your favorite song? Oh, that's a hard one. But my third favorite is a song called, HEAR AXEL SCREAM. It's a good song. It goes like this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! For a whole five minutes and three seconds! You should listen to it sometime. Okay, I guess I will…

In the Real World:

Axel heard Larxene mumbling to herself. " I think she's completely lost it. "He said, scratching the back of his red hair. He shrugged and went back to whistling.

Back in Larxene's head:

So, Larxene what do you love the most about Roxas? Oh, I love EVERYTHING! He's just so LOVEABLE! I LOVE HIM! Me too, I love him to pieces. silence Do you hear something? Umm…let me listen. Yea, it sounds like…Axel whistling and…telling me something. I think I zoned out. I need to get back in the real world! Help me! Help me! I'm melting! I need air! The walls are closing in on me! I can't breathe! Choking, dieing…Larxene? Yoohoo? Anyone home? I need to see Roxas one more time! (faints) LARXENE! GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF! Just say, ummm…Roxas three times and you'll be back in reality! Okay, here I go! ROXAS ROXAS ROXAS! (Larxene stopped talking to herself but is still passed out)

Back in the Real World:

Axel heard a loud bang and ran into the kitchen. He looked around and suddenly, he found an unconscious Larxene. She was on the floor, and the food was unattended. Axel walked over to his sister and then looked at the food. He thought to himself, "Which should I take care of? Larxene or the juicy, yummy food on the stove? " It didn't take forever for him to decide. " I'll take care of the food. But…who will watch Larxene? He thought and smiled. " Don't know, don't care." He picked up a spatula and started flipping the pancakes. Roxas came skipping down the stares, humming a random tune. Axel's face turned into a wide smile. He knew Roxas didn't know he was downstairs so he wanted to scare him. Axel turned off the stove and flipped the pancakes onto plates. He then hid behind the couch, waiting for Roxas to come skipping by.

Roxas skipped into the living room, unexpecting anything. He plopped onto the couch where Axel was hiding. He flipped through the channels until he found the show: Growing Up Wolf. He happily watched as the wolf puppies played. Axel knew it was his time to STRKE. He jumped out and started scaring Roxas.

Axel started making nonsense sounds and Roxas, being SO scared, fell off the couch and hit his head on the table. Roxas started crying. Axel went over to him and laughed.

" You were so funny looking! You should've seen your face! It was HILARIOUS! " Axel continued to laugh and make fun of his four-year old brother. Roxas's eyes filled up with more tears and he was getting louder in his crying. Axel son grew bored and left Roxas to continue crying. He went into the fridge to get whipped cream. He then went up to his room, looked through his closet, and found a feather. He ran back downstairs and sneaked up over to Larxene. Surprisingly, Roxas was still crying. He ignored it and went back to his prank on Larxene.

" Sleep well, Larx! Axel snickered as he poured the white whip cream in her empty hands. He then tickled her nose with the feather. She swiped her face, and as we all know, the whipped cream went all over her face. Axel laughed at this hysterically and took digital picture. He was planning to put them on the Internet for her friends to see.

Axel continued to laugh and Roxas still wasn't quiet. In fact, he was getting louder. He then saw that Larxene as moving and he quickly ran up stairs and pulled out a camera.

" This is going to be good." He thought. Larxene walked into the bathroom and screamed. Axel laughed and ran into his room.

" He's going to DIE!" Larxene yelled at the top of her lungs. She washed herself and ran out of the bathroom by a familiar cry: Roxas. She looked at him and picked him up gently. She sat down with Roxas in her arms and started to examine him to see if he had any bumps or bruises or cuts. To her surprise, there was a large red bump on the top of his forehead. She felt it and Roxas started to cry louder.

" Roxas, where did you get this?" Larxene asked in a very soothing, gentle voice. Roxas stopped crying for a minute and looked up at her. He smiled at her and replied, " Axel." Larxene's eye twitched. Axel, that little jerk. She played with Roxas to calm him down. She carried him into the kitchen and they both set breakfast.

Many hours later…..

" Okay, Roxas! Time for your bath!" Larxene told him, picking him up and walking up stairs into the bathroom. " Warxene, I don't want to take a bath." Roxas said, looking up at her innocently. " Roxas, you have to, and I'm going to do it for you." Roxas smiled, knowing that Larxene was going to take him a bath. She closed the door behind her and started to take his clothes off. After she had finished she picked him up again and dropped him into the tub.

" Now, remember to sit still." Larxene told Roxas while she started scrubbing him with soap.

" Larxy, that tickles!" He said, happily squirming. Larxene laughed. She rinsed him off and put shampoo and conditioner on his dirty-blonde hair. She scrubbed it into his hair and rinsed it off. Once she had finished his whole bath, she dried him in his towel and wrapped him in it. She carried him into her room and laid him down on her bed.

" Stop squirming!" She said, struggling to put on his clothes. She slipped on his pants and then his shirt. She opened the door and let Roxas go and play.

" Axel, it's your turn!" Larxene yelled. Axel went into the bathroom and took a quick shower. It was soon 10:30 pm. Larxene was getting ready to put Roxas andAxel into their rooms.

" Boys, bedtime!" She screamed and Axel. And twenty minutes later everyone was asleep. Roxas and Larxene were sleeping in the same room (Roxas sometimes sleeps with her in an extra bed) and Axel was in his room. The first week was finished. 3 more weeks to go.

To be continued in next chaper!

So, how'd you like it? We all know Larxene talks to herself. Anyway, please review!