Author's Note: Didn't plan going any further with this, but you guys wanted more so here is another chapter. Hope you enjoy the madness! I don't own House or the characters.

Cuddy sighed in annoyance when she saw her house covered with sticky notes. She knew it was definitely House's doing as he was probably trying to get even with her. Cuddy smiled to herself evilly. He wouldn't be able to get even with her either. What she was planning next was just so clever even House wouldn't find an adequate come back.

Cuddy smiled to herself even knowing Wilson and herself will probably receive hell today. Yet, her smile quickly faded when she looked in the mirror and saw she was bald. There was a sticky note on her mirror that said read: Now you look like Wonder Boy's little sick kids.

Cuddy looked at the mirror and saw the anger and horror on her own face. She had no time to go buy a wig so she put a hat over her head to hide her baldness.

She looked in her closest and nearly squealed when she saw Steve McQueen, House's pet rat running free in her closet. It took her a lot of energy and time just to catch him and she quickly put him in a container not even really thinking. When she went to find some shoes, she was even more horrified to find all of her shoes were ruined with rat poop.

Cuddy just took a deep breath and walked out of the door only wearing socks. The inside of her car smelled like a stink bomb so she drove to work as fast as she could as she walked into the hospital she began to wonder what sort of punishments Wilson had suffered.

(HOUSE MD)

Wilson expected no less than what he had already discovered House had done. He had cut holes in every lab coat he had, dyed his eyebrows pink, stole every item in his fridge, and when he went to work he found his paperwork covered in glitter.

Wilson was throughly annoyed, but also knew that Cuddy was pulling so come back that House wouldn't be expecting. He briefly wondered what kind of plan she had in store. He was likely going to hang out at House's tonight so he probably would figure out what Cuddy had done.

Later, when he went with House back to his place they opened the door to a wild goose. The house was pretty well trashed. Thankfully, the piano and House's guitars had been moved prior to this, but the apartment was covered in feathers. Some of the furniture was completely ruined.

House looked appalled and Wilson was just plain shocked that it had this little war had esculated to such extremes so quickly. Even when he and House worked together, they couldn't catch the goose. It was literally a wild goose chase.

They both eventually gave up and Wilson suggested calling animal control. House shrugged so Wilson called them and they after so time of chasing the goose around finally caught it and caged it safely without injuring the animal. Wilson looked at House wondering if he could think of something bigger than a wild goose chase. He saw the look of determination in his friend's eyes. The same look he had whenever he looked at his white board solving a case. Surely, this wasn't going to be the end to the war.

Author's Note: So was the second chapter enjoyable? I hope you loved it as much as the first one. Now I'm probably going to end up with a lot of chapters of Cuddy and House trying to gain the upper hand in pranks and tricks.