Freak with a pen walks out with a blanket draped over his shoulders and a bottle of aspirin clutched in his right hand. Freak downs the entire bottle in one gulp. He then turns his attention to the screen.

Freak: hey everyone, Freak here with a new chapter for my Lilo and Stitch fan fiction, after all this time. If you are wondering why I look like this, it's because I feel like shit! Anyway, I've decided that I'm done with this music shit, I can't think of how to do any of my other fics because I haven't even put a second chapter on this firkin thing, look if I think of a song that fits the fic I will put it in the part at the bottom, and for those wondering why the change of heart well finding songs that fit is FUCKIN HARD TO DO, OKAY, and if you don't like it, suck it, and here to do the disclaimer for this chapter… LILLO PELEKAI!!!

Lilo steps out in a pair of tan cargo shorts, a dark green pair of sandals, and a light green tank top with a yellow flower on the chest.

Lilo: hi everyone, Lilo here. Anyway Freak owns nothing from Lilo and Stitch, or any other copyrighted material.

Freak: thanks… god I feel like crap… oh one more thing. Yes, last chapter was mostly cannon but I thought it was necessary to set the scene.

After all this time

Chapter 2:

Hawaii aint so great sometimes

Lilo watched as her best friend got the keys for the buggy out of his left pocket.

Stitch: ready?

Lilo: yeah.

They drove off towards and through town. They stopped outside of their Ohana's beach side house. Lilo got out of the buggy and turned to Stitch.

Lilo: I'll be back in a second, okay?

Stitch: eh

Lilo headed towards the house while stitch waited in the car. Stitch waited for ten minutes then he checked his watch.

Stitch: god… why does it take her like an hour to get ready?

Stitch decided to head into the house. He greeted each of his Ohana as he passed them. First was Jumba sitting on the couch watching something on the TV.

Stitch: hey Jumba.

Jumba answered in his strangely Russian sounding accent, and without looking at him.

Jumba: Ello 626… 626 please be explaining to me this show.

Stitch: what is it?

Jumba: it is being called jackass.

Stitch: I think the name says it all

Stitch chuckled and patted his creator on the shoulder as he headed for the kitchen. In the kitchen was the resident "earth expert" Plekley. Stitch tried to tip-toe over to the fridge without him noticing. Just as stitch had his hand on the handle his knuckles were struck with a wooden spoon. To this day he was baffled as to why he could take bullets head on but a well placed spoon hurt like hell. Stitch recoiled in pain and rubbed his hand as Plekley gave him a disapproving look.

Stitch: damn it, that hurt…

Plekley: well good mister. Dinner is in an hour and you can wait.

Stitch turned and left muttering something along the lines of "stingy cross dresser"

He walked into the hallway as Nani was getting ready to leave.

Stitch: hey Nani, going out with David?

Nani: oh hey Stitch. Yeah, he'll be down in a second. So you and Lillo staying for dinner or are you going into town?

Stitch: probably town.

Nani: just be home by curfew, Cobra Bubbles is still pissed cus of last week.

Stitch looked quite annoyed by this statement.

Stitch: son ova… I accidently blow up one taco shack and that MIB lookin' dude won't let me forget it.

David: who won't let you forget what?

Stitch: hey David, just Cobra.

Nani checked her watch.

Nani: oh David, we gotta go. See ya, Stitch.

David: see ya.

Stitch: see ya guy's

Stitch looked at the retreating duo and thought.

Stitch: man it's been a year I I'm still surprised that David and Nani are married, huh makes me think about… NO DAMN IT!

Stitch let out a sigh and headed to the elevator that lead to his and Lillo rooms. Due to Stitch's size Jumba and him had built an addition to the dome room now it was a much larger dome with a hallway in the middle to divide the rooms. Stitch got to the hallway an opened the door to his he walked in to a fairly sparse room it had a bed, a T.V., a closet, a punching bag and one lone picture on the wall it was an 8/10 picture that Lillo had developed in her photography class at the high school. The picture was of him and Lillo about three months ago he was sitting on the ground with his left leg bent and his left arm resting on his knee, the other arm was used for support, he was wearing a blue and black striped shirt with a blue jacket over it and blue jeans with no shoes. Lillo was kneeling behind him with her arms around his neck and her chin resting on his head, the only article of clothing you could see on her was the yellow tee shirt she had on. Stitch smiled at the picture and then sighed. He then walked over to his closet and reached for a small box on the shelf. Inside the box were a bunch of twenty dollar bills in varying condition, some crisp and clean and some crumpled and slightly torn, but all still useable. He took out about three hundred dollars in twenties. He then walked through his door and walked over to Lillo's. Stitch opened Lillo's door and walked through.

Stitch: hey Lillo you rea… oh boy…

Standing there in front of stitch was Lillo in her panties… and that's all. Both Lilo and Stitch stood there speechless for about… two minutes.

Stitch: Lilo… I … umm…. Uhh

Lilo then became very agitated

Lilo: AHHHH… STITCH YOU… YOU… PERVERT!!! JUST GET OUT… GET OUT NOW!!!

Lilo almost threw Stitch out off her room. She then slammed the door. Stitch got up off the floor and knocked on the door

Stitch: LILO?! LILO COME ON I'M SORRY!

There was no answer so stitch sighed and used the elevator to the first floor. He walked into the living room to find Jumba had chosen to read the news paper. Stitch sat down next to him on the couch and sighed.

Jumba: do you want to be talking about it, 626?

Stitch looked at Jumba. This was not the first time he had talked to the large, purple alien like he would talk to a father. I mean hell in a sense he was his father. He then looked at Jumba and nodded.

Stitch: eh.

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Freak: so there you have it; I know it took a while but give me a break, I'm sick. So please no flames or…

Freak reaches his arm from under the blanket and in his hand is a remote. He presses a button and a flat screen descends. Freak presses another and a picture of a large, three headed, cat demon in a cage.

Freak: I find you and then its snack time for mittens. Seriously no flames. And, as always peace to all my fellow freaks.