Ximik: Hooray! The second chappie is here!
Everyone: Hooray!
Marluxia fans: GET HER! SHE HURT MARLUXIA-KUN FROM THE LAST CHAPTER!(Fans start chasing Ximik)
Ximik: NNOOOOOO! You'll never get me alive! (Runs away)
Kaxaks: Anyways, for the disclaimer: Ximik does not own anything here.She only has herself. ...And I love Pocky...(starts eating boxes of Pocky)
Chapter 2: Peter Pan and Randy Quencher
--After the meeting, Axel, Vexen, and Demyx are in Vexen's lab--
Axel: Vexen...WHAT are you doing with Demyx!
Vexen: Just watch...
Then, Vexen snaps his fingers,causing Demyx to respond to it. Then, Demyx stands up straight like a robot and walks towards Vexen in a robot way.
Demyx: It's the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! It's the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! It's the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G! It would help if you just sing along!
Axel: Cool...
Vexen: OK, back to normal you go!
Demyx goes back to being a human, and stops singing.
Demyx: Huh? What happened?
Axel: (Talking to Vexen)...And why do you always do these kinds of experiments?
Vexen: I AM A SCIENTIST! I MUST EXPERIMENT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Cows in the background explode)
Suddenly, all the other members come barging in.
Xaldin: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Laxaues: BRITISH! ME GO HANDLE THEM! (Takes out a machine gun and shoots the walls for no reason) (Mooing cows in the background get shot and explode)
Larxene: NOOOO, IT'S NOT THE BRITISH, YOU DUMBOS! (Smacks Laxaeus and Xaldin)
Axel, Demyx, and Vexen: Then what is it!
Xemnas: It's flying tacos.
Everyone that had no idea it was flying tacos, said "Oh..." But a few seconds later...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," as everyone screamed and ran around in circles, panicking.
Luxord:I'M GONNA DIE!
Xigbar: AS IF! I'M GONNA DIE!
Zexion, who was too emo to panic, curled up in a ball in the corner.
Zexion: Monnmy,mommy,mommy...
Then, Peter Pan appears out of nowhere with a POOF!
Peter Pan: Don't worry everyone! Flying tacos won't come! You just gotta believe! (Gets hit with a taco and faints)
Giant flying tacos come with two unknown people on it.
Random Person 1: BWAHAHA! THIS IS A ROBBERY! GIVE US YOUR MONEY! FOR I AM...XIMIK!
Random Person 2: IF YOU DON'T GIVE US MONEY, YOU'LL FEAR THE WRATH...OF PIE! I AM...ITAXCHI!(Throws it at Peter Pan)
Peter Pan: (Randomly wakes up from fainting) HEY! THAT WAS A SOCK! (Goes back, unconscious)
Itaxchi: It's a pie! It's just sock-flavored!
Ximik: 1...2...3! (Jumps off the giant taco and lands on Axel) SCORE! WOOT WOOT!
Axel: OWW! XX
Marluxia: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What if I'm the next target? (Faints)
Randy Quencher: Volunteer Fireman comes out.
Randy Quencher: Did somebody say trouble?
Ximik: Who're you?
Randy: I'm Randy Quncher: Volunteer Fireman! (Sprays a water hose at Ximik)
Ximik: AHHH! WATER! IT BBBUUUURRRRRNNNNSSS!
Itaxchi: Quick! Let's retreat to Japan! (Itaxchi and Ximik telport to Japan)
Axel: I'm back! And not hurt!
Randy: Oh my gosh! There's a fainted woman on the floor! I must do mouth to mouth!
Luxord: Uhh...actually, Marluxuia's a man...but, okay...
Randy: CLEAR! (Gives mouth to mouth on Marluxia) CLEAR! (Does it again) Ok, she's alive! My job here is done! (Disappears in a smoke bomb)
Marluxia: (Becomes conscious) AAHHHHHHHH! THAT MAN JUST DID MOUTH TO MOUTH ON ME!
-Fart-
Axel: Well...you are ga--
-Fart-
Demyx: Aww, what's that sme--
-Fart-
Saix: Whoever is farting should stop...
-Ffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrttttttt-
Laxaeus: Oopsie! I made a poopsie! (-Faaaaaarrrttt-)
Peter Pan wakes up again and flies towards Laxaeus.
Peter Pan: It's ok, Laxaeus! You can stop farting! You just gotta believe!
Laxaeus: I...BELIEVE!
-Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr----KABOOSH! (Laxaeus explodes)
Demyx: Whoa! Laxaeus exploded!
Everyone: HOORAY!
Peter Pan: ( To Xemnas) Hello, Xemnas...You've been a very bad boy... (Reveals self to be...SANTA CLAUS!)
Xemnas: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, you're really Santa Claus?
Peter Pan--err...Santa Claus: (Nods his head)
Xemnas: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Marluxia: Gasp! Like, oh my gosh! It's Santa Claus!
Demyx: Do you have presents for good boy, Demyx?
Santa Claus: Of course! Coal for everyone! ( Gives out sucky coal to everyone)
Roxas: I got coal!But why?
Santa Claus: The Organization is EVIL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Roxas: Then die, evil Santa!
Everyone kills Santa, and Santa dies.
Santa: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND SAIX WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH THE TOYS THIS YEAR! ( Melts away)
Zexion: (To Saix) You work with Santa Claus?
Saix: ...shut up...
Cows in the background: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--KABOOSH! (The cows explode)
End ChapterXimik: Well, there you have it!
Itaxchi: Santa Claus is evil!
Ximik: Yeah! I mean, giving sucky coal as gifts to the Organization! That is VERY evil of him!
Axel: We killed him! And that was cool...
Ximik: Axel's here! (Glomps Axel, like the fan she is)
Itaxchi: I'm eating more Pocky, since you're in the middle of glomping Axel. And don't forget to review! (Telports outta here)
Ximik: And no flaming! (Still glomping Axel)
Axel: Yeah, cuz I do the flaming!