Be warned! This chapter contains hilarity, extremly messy food, OOC-ness, and a certain puffball which we all know and love!

The characters I turn into gijinka:

Meta Knight

Lucario

Pikachu

Jigglypuff

Kirby

Master Hand

Crazy Hand

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters


Chapter 2: The Princess and the Puffball

Dinner in our favorite crazy mansion (Smash Mansion, to be exact) could just a one of the most chaotic times of the day. Especially for one certain princess.

"Kirby. How many times do I have to tell you to stop eating all the food before I put it on the table?" Princess Peach scolded as Kirby started reaching for the food.

Kirby cutely pouted and made a puppy face saying, "PWEAZE?"

Peach, being the princess she is, couldn't resist and handed Kirby a piece of the meatloaf. "Fine." she said,"but no more eating until everyone arrives at the dining table, okay?"

The princess watched as the pink-haired boy ran off and returned to her cooking. "You know," she said to herself, "Kirby can't help but eat to much. I mean, his stomach IS a black hole." she paused "or is it?"

While Princess Peach was talking to herself, a certain pink haired boy poked his head back into the kitchen. Just one more piece. She wouldn't notice. He thought and started reaching for another slide of meatloaf, when the drastic accident happened.

Kirby's arm slipped and crashed into the plate, sending it toppling over and spilling its contents into the soup bowl. The boy stumbled sideways and crashed into the jug of hot sauce, causing it to spill into a dish. Finally-as if what has happened wasn't enough-Kirby slipped and did a face plant into a custard pie, splattering the custard over all the food.

Kirby groaned and stood up, looking at the princes, who, thank god didn't notice or hear a thing. Quickly putting everything back in place,Kirby ran out and swore that he will never do that ever again.


Dinnertime


"There." Princess Peach said and placed the last dish on the table. "now everyone can eat."

Kirby stared at his toes, hoping no one would notice anything weird with the food.

"This looks delicious!" Bowser exclaimed, and dug into his meatloaf. Unfortunately for him, some of the hot sauce Kirby had spilled earlier landed on it.

In that moment, time seemed to slow down as Bowser screamed and spewed meatloaf and fire everywhere, causing everyone to begin panicking and dodging. And Marth, who took a giant spoon of his soup-which now tastes like meatloaf, hot sauce, and custard thanks to Kirby- sprayed it all over a super angry mercenary named Ike, who picked up a loaf of bread and threw it, hitting Link. Then, a food war began as two certain people crawled to safety.

These two certain people just happened to be Kirby and Peach.

"Kirby." Peach growled. "Did you do something to my food?"

Kirby smiled nervously and made a run for it.

"KIRBY!" Peach screamed and chased after the retreating boy yelling something about frying pans.


Well, that's what happens when you don't keep an eye on Kirby. Man, I feel bad for the poor little fellow. After all, he can't stop eating.

(A very pissed off Peach comes storming toward me with a frying pan)

Anyways, see ya next time! (Makes run for it)