Disclaimer: The following characters are property of nintendo except the gypsy. She belongs to me and my friend Jessie.

"Uh-Oh," Said Captain Falcon, "I'm outta smart pills!"

Captain Falcon was a total retard. He had been taking special medication to raise his IQ. Suddenly he retardedness or whatever overwhelmed him.

Captain Falcon walked down the street. When suddenly out of the corner of his eye, he saw a tent. In his head he heard a strange voice calling his name. A beautiful siren voice.

'Falcon… Come… come, and we can be together…Falcon…'

"Ooooh!" said Captain Falcon excitedly. "Sexy voice! But mommy always said not to listen to voices in my head unless it's about not driving my car off a cliff."

'…oooooooook……uh…come Falcon…I have Candy…'

"WHOO! CANDY!"

And he ran inside.

Inside the tent, there was a cool mist and flashing lights all the colours of the rainbow.

'Hello Falcon…'

He looked up and saw a beautiful woman with long black flowing hair and bright blue eyes. Her face was as heart warming as the rising sun. Her smile filled his head with glorious thoughts. Her very presence seemed to take away his air and with every movement, Captain Falcon started to sway.

Suddenly, the mist started to disappear along with the woman. The warm, happy thoughts left his mind, leaving bitter fear behind for when the mist was gone completely, there was nothing but an ugly old hag sitting at a table.

"Would you like your fortune told?" she asked in a squeaky voice.

"But Mommy said tha-"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A MOMMY! SHE DIED GIVING BIRTH TO YOU AND YOUR DAD WENT SUICIDE! NOW SIT ON THE BLOODY CHAIR!" shrieked the hag.

"The chair isn't bloody!" protested Captain Falcon.

"You better sit down or it will be soon!" screamed the beldam.

Captain Falcon sat down.

"Now," said the hag. "We can begin."

The hag laid down some cards. The first one revealed-

"A three headed donkey?" said a puzzled Captain Falcon.

"It represents Stupidity. It must mean you." Said the hag.

She flipped a second one over. It revealed a Tiger in a cage.

"Someone powerful is falling like a brick!" said the hag.

"Translation?"

"How the mighty have fallen."

She turned the third card over which showed an angry man on fire.

"The rage of man burns on love and friends will gather in aid of death!" said the old woman.

"Not gonna bother asking." Said Captain Falcon.

The fourth card showed a donkey with a tiger's mane running.

"The victim will drag you into torture!"

And the last card showed a man on fire burning into cinders.

"And there will be betrayal." Said the hag.

She started to laugh. Captain Falcon slowly backed out of the tent.

Suddenly something pushed him and he went crashing to the ground.

He sat up and saw Mewtwo.

"Hey," said Mewtwo. "Can you hold this for me?" As he handed him a big chocolate cake.

"Sure TwoMew." Said Captain Falcon Stupidly.

Mewtwo rolled his eyes and flew off.

Suddenly he heard a shout.

"CAPTAIN JERKASS HAS THE CAKE!"

Captain Falcon was tackled by Link causing the cake to fly out of his hands.

The cake landed right in the hands of Mewtwo.

"Thanks Captain Falcon!" Shouted Mewtwo as he flew off.

"Woah!" said Ness. "Did Mewtwo just say thanks?"

And everyone thought.

Author's Notes: Well, At least I'm getting there. I'm new. Hey! Did everyone like the three headed donkey?