Author's Notes: The reason why I removed 'Germany Orders Another Sandwich' and combined it with 'Germany Orders A Sandwich' is because it's (according to the guidelines) forbidden to release chapters of the same story as different stand-alone stories instead of chapters.


Germany was standing in the queue of a fast food restaurant, again.

This time, three people were in front of him.

The first person in the queue was France.
"What do you want to drink?" The owner asked.
"I want to drink wine." France said.
"What wine?" The owner asked.
"What kinds of wine do you have, honey?" France asked.
"COME ON ALREADY!" Germany shouted.

The second person in the queue was Japan.
"What do you want to eat?" The owner asked.
"Sushi?" Japan said.
"What kind of sushi?" The owner asked.
"Squid sushi." Japan said.
Germany groaned relieved.
"Cooked in a 200 degree oven, with 50 ml oil, with exactly enough salt and pepper, bla bla bla.." Japan said.
"COME ON! HOW SPECIFIC CAN YOU GET?" Germany shouted.

The third person in the queue was Russia.
"What do you want to drink?" The owner asked.
"Simple vodka." Russia said.
The owner tripped, and accidently spilled the vodka over Russia's suit.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Shall I dry your shirt?" The owner asked.
"I'd love to." Russia said.
"It's gonna take you a while. I'll let the customers wait." The owner said.
Germany got angry again.

Then, it was Germany's turn.
Germany got his wurst and mashed potato sandwich.
He took a bite, but he spit it out.
"IT'S RAW!" Germany shouted, and he walked away.