A/N: Sorry, I haven't updated in forever! Hehe! Well, here's the next chapter. And thank-you for all those reviews and suggestions! Lol Oh, and what I forgot to add in the last chappie, was that Naraku and Kagura were with the Inu gang. Yeah…well, read! Warning: Major OOC in this chapter!

Disclaimer: Don't own anyone except the people I own. I also do not own the song Banana Phone or I Will Survive or Chewbacca, which is not a song, but a creature.

Day 3

Everyone was sound asleep, when…

"RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, BANANA PHONE!" The speakers blared through the small little house.

They all woke up with a start and covered their ears and looked around to see Naraku bobbing up and down and singing off key to the song Banana Phone by Raffi, with a pink dress on over his clothes.

He turned around on a spin-type dance move and stopped to see everyone looking at him, jaws to the ground and giant sweat drops.

"Oh……my…. God………………." Inuyasha cried.

"Ummm….. I can explain!" Naraku said, taking off his dress.

"I'm not sure if I want an explanation…" Sango said, nervously. "I've already been scarred for life!" She screamed.

Seshoumaru covered Rin's eyes.

"Rin, I never want you to speak of this moment as long as you live…" Seshoumaru still gazed upon the scary sight.

"Eheheh?" Naraku laughed nervously.

"Naraku…. For as long as I've been a part of you, I've never known you had such a side as this…" Kagura was stunned.

"OK! SO WHAT? I LOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC AND OLDIES! WAAAH! THEY'RE THE ONLY CD'S I COULD EVER AFFORD!" He cried. "I WILL SURVIVE!" Suddenly, the whole room became a disco room, with the lights, the floor and everything, and the music, I Will Survive played. Naraku ripped off his clothes and underneath were tight, metallic, leather pants, and one of those Elvis Pressley Shirts. He started to disco dance……….. He was good….really good…

"Holy………. Shit……….." Everyone cried in amazement…

"IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!" A girl screamed. Everyone turned around to find a sparkly-eyed Kagome gazing upon Naraku in a weird manner…

"Kagome…?" Sango questioned.

"What? Didn't anybody else ever dream of Naraku in leather pants?" Kagome questioned. Jaws dropped, even Naraku's.

"Great! The crazy chick likes me!" Naraku cried.

"HEY! BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!" Inuyasha cried and then immediately knew what he had to do. "Kagome, I want you to know that I've always lov-"

BRRRRAAAAAAAP! He farted.

…silence…

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all cracked up. Inuyasha blushed.

"IT'S A NATURAL ACTION!" He said.

"Yeah, right!" Sango cry-laughed. "Oh my God, Kagome I feel soooooo sorry for you right now… HAHAHA!" She rolled on the ground, holding her stomach.

"Umm…" Kagome was bright red.

"Wow… HEY! SHE DIDN'T- " Inuyasha cried.

"SSSSSIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!" Kagome cried at the top of her lungs.

Inuyasha plunged down to the center of the Earth.

"Vemer mide" (never mind) Inuyasha said, face in lava. "OOOOOWWWWW!" His face was burning and he shot back up into the shack. Then, another unexpected thing happened.

"WWWWWWOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!"

"No… That sounded like, but no…. I can't be…" Inuyasha said.

"But, it is…." Shippou said in amazement.

"CHEWBACCA!" They all screamed and ran towards the back of the hut, that is, everyone except Seshoumaru.

"My…. PET!" Seshoumaru screamed and ran towards the furry beast with a hug. "JAKEN! YOUR FIRED AGAIN! Rin, you may now kill Jaken." Fluffy said bluntly, while snuggling Chewbacca.

"YAY!" Rin cried and took out a long and very sharp knife.

Everyone: 0.o

"Seshoumaru! Some mother you are! You don't just go around giving little kids knives and tell them to kill people!" Kasumi said. "You have to give them a gun!" She said with a smile. "Here, let me fix that." Kasumi walked over to Rin, took the knife from her hand, and handed her a nuclear bazooka gun.

"WOW! Was I ever wrong!" Seshoumaru said with a gasp.

Rin took the gun and shot Jaken through the head. He died.

"THANKS, AUNTIE KASUMI!" Rin said and gave the giant gun back to Kasumi.

"Ok?" Everyone questioned. 'How'd she get a knife?' Everyone thought in their heads…

Everyone was discombobulated. It was disturbing. Then…

"RIN! HURRY!" Seshoumaru said on top of Chewbacca's back.

"COMING!" Rin said and climbed onto Chewbacca.

"NOW! RIDE! RIDE INTO THE NIGHT!BWAHAHAHAHAH!" Rin called, maniacally.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! HOHOHO!" Seshoumaru called back to the rest of the group. Rin and Seshoumaru had flown out of the shack through a skylight in the roof on Chewbacca.

"WWWWWOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG!" Chewbacca called to finalize the 'hohoho'.

A/N: Ok, short, but, I'm trying here! Sorry! Review to tell me to keep going or not, please!