Total Drama Island Chapter 2: Episode 2: Not-So-Happy Campers Part 2, a total drama series fanfic

Episode 2: Not-So-Happy Campers Part 2

Disclaimer- I do not own Total Drama or any of the characters you see here except Gold. The rights belong to the authors I listed on the previous chapter and Teletoon, Fresh TV, and Cartoon Network own everything else Total Drama related.

Note- I will still be working on Total Drama Supreme. Just you wait XD I'm just stuck on Writer's Block for that. Though, I do type a bit like everyday. Maybe three words.

Today, one person will be eliminated and it'll either be really obvious or really surprising.

Now let's get on with the show!

The First Challenge That Makes No Sense

Last time on Total Drama Island...

Twenty-two campers signed up to spend eight weeks at a cruddy summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.

"It's probably gonna be simple," Omar grinned. "Like Level 1 of a video game."

The twenty-two campers stood on top of an 80-foot cliff in their bathing suits, shocked and surprised at the brutality of their first challenge.

"F*ck me," Omar groaned.

(Cameras pan out from a tree, a rabbit hole, and from another tree. Slowly but surely, it begins to fly over Chris and over the high 80-foot mountain before diving down)

Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine

(Ryan is swimming with the fishes before noticing a shark swimming after a fish. The camera pans up out of the water)

You guys are on my mind

(Zack is flexing his muscles on a drifting boat as suddenly an eagle flies by and drops its dropping on his head)

You asked me what wanted to be and I now I think the answer is plain to see

(Nathan is just sitting there listening to music but Naomi comes and surprises him)

I wanna be famous

(This surprise causes Nathan to drop his iPod and a bear runs over and carries it away with Nathan chasing after it, Jennifer stares at this in confusion)

I wanna live close to the sun

(Velvet and Snake are attempting to row away from a waterfall but they fall anyway)

Go pack your bags I already won

(Noel sits on a log jotting something down and is suddenly grabbed by a grinning Eugene but is hit into the Confessional)

Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day

(Katherine is surprised by this and runs off with a bunch of cats. The camera then pans into the cafeteria where Chef is cooking something for a tied up disgusted Autumn, a crying Michael and a calm Kenny)

Cause I wanna be famous

(Jazz is seen attempting to remove Gold's mask)

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

(Samantha is jogging with Angel through the beach and jump back when they see Omar punching a shark...he smiles sheepishly)

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous

(Mist is on the docks waving her wand around. Photoshop makes it seem like she's actually waving around a magic wand)

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous

(Heather and Robbie sit awkwardly next to each other as Anna happily ships them two together; a whistling tune begins to play)

(TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND)

The twenty-two campers stood on the cliff, gulping at their first challenge. Michael began to tear up as Ryan gulped. They each wore swimsuits, you can decide what they wear wink wink.

"Alright campers, today's challenge is simple," Chris grinned. "Your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake."

"80-foot," Autumn corrected. "1,000 will kill us."

"Already they're making us commit suicide," Snake mumbled. "I LIKE this challenge."

Snake groaned.

"You actually like it?" Katherine asked Snake. "I feel so sorry for you depressed child."

"I am not BURRITO!" Snake yelled before groaning again.

Katherine looked at Snake before stepping away from him. Snake slapped himself in the forehead.

"If you look down, you'll see two target points," Chris explained, noting a small circle and larger circle. "The wider part of the area will be where we so gladly infested with live, psychotic, man-eating sharks!"

The campers gasped.

"So what, we're some kind of Suicide Squad?" Gold asked. His teammates looked at him. "Nevermind."

"You think they actually tested it or something to make it safe?" Jennifer whispered. The members began to think:

Chris was grinning with an annoyed Chef wearing a floating device.

"We need to test the stunts first," Chris grinned. "You know what to do..."

"What happened to your interns?" Chef asked, raising an irritated eyebrow.

"What interns?" Chris smiled innocently. Chef shook his head. Chef looked down and sighed. He jumped down and landed inside the wider area.

"Hey, I'm alive," Chef grinned as he noted his survival. A shark growled behind him...sharks can growl? Ahem, and Chef began to scream. He quickly dashed out of the lake, fearing for his life.

"Pretty safe to me," Chris grinned.

"Inside the circle, is a safe zone," Chris grinned. "That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark-free."

"Key word: pretty sure," Nathan remarked.

"I highly doubt sharks can get in the safe-zone anyway," Autumn said.

"Aw come on!" Angel grinned. "You must know that the impossible can be possible."

"Great words of wisdom Angel," Chris snickered. "Anywho, those that jump off and actually, survive, there will be a pile of crates waiting for you for your team. Inside those crate, are materials that will aid you in your second task, building a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party. The losers, get to vote someone off."

"How did we go from diving off into shark-infested waters to building hot tubs?" Velvet frowned. "What sense does that make?"

"Well-"

"Killer Bass!" Chris grinned, interrupting Heather. "You're up-"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" a scream could be heard. Angel had already jumped off and landed right in the safe zone. "Come on in! The water's just fine!"

She smiled for a moment then realized something.

"Wait, I can't swim," Angel gasped. She began to drown. Zack saw this.

"Time for me to save the day!" Zack cried hopping off and landed outside the safe zone. "Huh?"

Angel was grinning at the boat.

"Hi Zacky!" Angel grinned.

"What the hell?!" Zack cried. "How the hell did you manage to get on that boat? You were drowning moments ago!"

"I think you need to worry about your friends," Angel smiled at Zack. He spotted two sharks grinning at him. Zack screamed and swam off.

Killer Bass- Autumn, Eugene, Heather, Jazz, Katherine, Kenny, Mist, Robbie, Snake

With Angel and Zack having dived off, Autumn began to grin at Zack's fate.

"Cool, glad Muscles is distracting the shark," Autumn grinned as she dove off and landed in the safe zone. "Woohoo!"

"I like that girl's style!" Robbie grinned. Everyone turned to him making him blush. "Ahhhh, don't look at me!"

Robbie quickly dove off screaming and landed smack on top of the water. No seriously, smack. Like a loud one. He accidentally did a belly flop and slowly sank in the water.

"I'm okay," Robbie groaned, popping back up. "I also found a pineapple under the lake."

Robbie held up a pineapple. Inside it was a sponge. Weird.

"I'm next," Jazz grinned.

"Not so fast Disney weirdo," Mist stopped her, frowning. "There shall only be one fanatic here and that's me!"

"What is your deal?" Jazz frowned as prepared to dive.

"What is your deal?" Mist frowned as the two suddenly lost balance and fell off the cliff.

"Where's Genie when I need him?!" Jazz cried.

"Where's my flying charm?!" Mist cried as they landed in the safe zone.

Katherine gulped. She looked terrified. She hugged herself.

"What's wrong?" Chris asked Katherine.

"I don't like getting wet. I mean, like swimming wet. I can't swim!" Katherine shivered.

"Sad, tragic," Chris nodded. "I understand. Unfortunately, that makes you a chicken. You have to put this on for the rest of the day and face the bitter disappointment of letting down your team."

Katherine held her head down with the chicken hat on her head and walked down the cliff.

Snake and Kenny started taunting her, laughing as Heather felt sorry for Katherine. Eugene walked off to the cliff and jumped off, looking bored.

He managed to miss the safe zone and instead was met with two terrifying sharks. Perhaps, he will-

"Meh," Eugene shrugged as he swam off. The sharks looked confused.

Confessional: Fearless eh?

Zack: (surprised) What the heck? I don't think Eugene might be human. I mean, he even shrugged off from nearly being eaten by sharks!

Eugene: ...Meh...

"I'm ready to do this!" Snake grinned. "You with me JESSICA?!"

"My name's Kenny," Kenny raised an eyebrow.

"I know, MAGGOT!" Snake covered his mouth. "I DID mean that. Oh YES. I LOVE myself...you know what? Just KISS me..."

Snake groaned. Kenny was seriously confused.

"I'll go first," Kenny told Snake before hopping off.

Confessional: Awkward.

Kenny: Snake's a weird guy. I'm thinking he thinks I'm an old crush, or he's gay and he likes a boy named Jessica.

Snake: (buries himself in his hands) I hate myself sometimes.

After Snake jumped off Heather was the only one left. She gasped and felt scared.

"I can't do it," Heather gasped. "I have a fear of heights."

"Is that so?" Chris smirked.

"Yes it is!" Heather frowned. "I'm not doing it!"

"Did someone order a chicken hat?" Chris asked, waving around a chicken hat. Heather grabbed the chicken hat and put it on, frowning as she walked down the cliff.

Confessional: Bawk baaaawwwk. Bawk bawk!

Heather: Okay, I know that was a chicken move, but can you blame me? I never liked heights when I was little. You know, back home, people always saw me as just a type of distraction. Like an apparition. I mean, I get ignored a lot and people think I'm boring but-(static cuts her off)

"So we got nine jumpers and two chickens," Chris grinned. "Screaming Gophers. You're up next."

"Finally," Gold grinned under his mask. "...Who's going first?"

Silence.

"I'll do it," Velvet sighed as she looked down. "Well, geronimo!"

Velvet hopped off and landed right in the safe zone. She popped out of the water.

"The water's not that bad," Velvet grinned.

Screaming Gophers- Anna, Gold, Jennifer, Michael, Nathan, Naomi, Noel, Omar, Ryan, Samantha

"In that case, I'm next!" Samantha grinned as she jumped off, landing in the safe zone. Two jumpers, and the rest felt a bit more confident now that they knew Samantha and Velvet survived.

"Let's do this!" Anna cried as she jumped off. Jennifer followed behind. As did Ryan. They all landed in the safe zone.

"We all have nice precision and accuracy," Noel mused. "So, who else shall go next? Michael?"

Michael was sobbing and cradling himself. Eventually as he cradled himself, he rolled down the hill, still crying.

"Hey!" Chris called. "You forgot your chicken hat!"

"I don't even feel a hint of sorry for that kid," Gold shook his head.

"You said it," Omar looked over the edge. "Damn, that's a long fall. Maybe I'll-WAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Nathan pushed Omar off the cliff which landed him in the safe zone.

"You son of a b*tch!" Omar growled.

"Oops, tripped," Nathan smirked.

Naomi jumped on Nathan who was surprised and the two fell into the safe zone.

"What the heck?" Nathan frowned at Naomi. "Why'd you do that?"

"I felt like it," Naomi shrugged.

Confessional: Accurate and precise. Everyone got to the safe zone.

Naomi: To be honest, Nathan here is one of the cutest guys I've seen in a while. Don't blame me for getting excited.

Only Gold and Noel remained.

"After you my dear teammate," Noel smiled at Gold.

"No no no, after you, I insist," Gold said.

"No of course not, I'll go first," Noel said.

"No no, I will go first," Gold chuckled before realizing what he said. "Wait what?"

"You said it yourself, you first," Noel smirked.

"You're one cheeky bastard, you know that?" Gold asked, before jumping off and a groan erupted. Noel was confused and saw Gold ended up getting hit in the groin by a the tip of a buoy.

"That was unsettling..." Noel was wide-eyed.

Confessional: Ouch. That's painful.

Chris: Insurance for Gold. I can tell he's going to get groin shots, quite a lot.

As Gold groaned, Noel was looking down.

"You can do it Noel!" Samantha cheered.

"Meh," Eugene shrugged.

Noel looked down. A long 80-foot drop. He looked at his swim trunks and began to think.

Confessional: If you can think, you can do.

Noel: I had two choices. Refuse to jump and earn the glares from my teammates or jump and possibly die but yet earn the reward that is my teammates gratitude. Obviously, I knew which choice to choose.

"Goodbye cruel world!" Noel gulped before jumping off the cliff.

"Did he just-" Zack asked.

"Make a suicide call?" Omar asked.

"What's with these suicide talks?" Velvet frowned.

Noel landed in the safe zone and popped out.

"And The Screaming Gophers get the advantage to the next part of the challenge!" Chris cheered. The members of the Screaming Gophers cheered.

"I'm alive!" Noel grinned. "Magnificent!"

A shark attempted to bite him from the zone. Noel screamed.

Confessional: That shark will one day grow legs and look cartoonish.

Noel: I feel rather proud of myself. I helped our team gain an advantage. Splendid!

Screaming Gophers- Anna, Gold, Jennifer, Michael, Nathan, Naomi, Noel, Omar Ryan, Samantha, Velvet

Two-thousand one hundred twenty-seven bottles on the wall. Two-thousand one hundred twenty-seven bottles. Take one down, pass it around, two-thousand one hundred twenty-six bottles on the wall...

The Screaming Gophers were singing as they wheeled their crates. They were fully dressed, having changed during the break.

Gold was banging on the crates as he wheeled it with Nathan.

"I'm gonna find them all, a seven nation army won't hold me baaack..." Nathan sung.

Omar was wheeling some crates with Anna and a crying Michael. Crying Michael was on top of the crates.

"Be prepaaaaaaaaaared!" Omar sung.

"Okay, why are we all singing three different songs?" Noel asked, a little annoyed.

"Because we can?" Velvet asked.

"I enjoy Omar's Disney song," Ryan chuckled.

"Thank you, thank you," Omar grinned.

Killer Bass- Angel, Autumn, Eugene, Heather, Jazz, Katherine, Kenny, Mist, Robbie, Snake, Zack

"Good job Zackie," Autumn smirked at Zack who was carrying the crates. In fact, he was the only one carrying every crate. He was lagging behind.

"I heard someone say Disney a few moments ago," Jazz's ear twitched.

"Nobody cares," Mist frowned.

"Hey, anyone want to sing a Disney song?" Katherine asked with a smile. "We are Siamese if you please."

"How about," Snake took a deep breath. "Do you want to build a D*CK?!"

Snake covered his mouth, wide-eyed. Jazz gasped and began to strangle Snake.

"How dare you ruin a good Disney song!" Jazz growled.

"I'm STUPID!" Snake cried.

"You bet you are!" Jazz frowned.

"Break it u-"

"Fight Fight Fight!" Autumn grinned.

"I bet Jazz is gonna win," Angel grinned. "Easy money. Easy money."

"Yep, totally," Kenny smiled.

Confessional: I wanna get the money money money

Snake: What is RIGHT about me?! Why was I born with this GIFT?!

Jazz: All in all, if someone insults Wait Disney, they insult me, and then they get a beating.

Screaming Gophers- Anna, Gold, Jennifer, Michael, Nathan, Naomi, Noel, Omar, Ryan, Samantha, Velvet

"We made it," Ryan grinned. "Let's start opening these crates."

"Not so fast Gophers," Chris grinned as he walked over. "You can't use your hands to open these."

"What sense does that make?" Velvet frowned.

"No sense at all," Jennifer shook her head as she opened the crate using her head.

Gold and Nathan started kicking the sh*t out of their crate. Anna tossed a luggage at a crate.

"That was my luggage Anna," Velvet frowned.

"It looked like it was heavy," Anna shrugged.

Killer Bass- Angel, Autumn, Eugene, Heather, Jazz, Katherine, Kenny, Mist, Robbie, Snake, Zack

"We made it!" Heather gasped in excitement. "We're still-"

"Why are they using random stuff to open their crates?" Mist asked, confused.

"Don't know, but it looks fun!" Angel grinned. She kicked the crate.

Zack kicked his crate which immediately broke into pieces. He smirked.

"Easy," Zack grinned. "You guys can thank me as soon as I kick open all of the others."

He walked over to the one Angel was kicking. Angel punched Zack in the gut.

"Finder's keeper's!" Angel frowned. She kicked the crate again and again.

The Screaming Gophers and Killer Bass were aside each other. Gold and Nathan managed to kick open their crate and assembled pieces together.

"The heck is this?" Gold looked at a piece.

"Don't know, don't care," Nathan said.

Zack broke all the crates except one which was currently occupied by Angel.

"Angel, you sure you don't ne-"

"Back off!" Angel cried. "This opponent is mine!"

Angel finally kicked it open and grinned.

"Eureka!" Angel grinned.

The Screaming Gophers were tired after they finished breaking open their crates.

"Seriously, what sense did opening crates without hands even make?" Velvet panted.

"What sense did jumping off cliffs and then building a hot tub even make?" Samantha groaned.

"Stop complaining and start building," Omar rolled his eyes as he carried wooden planks.

The Killer Bass were building the base of the hot tub.

Snake was hitting in nails with his hammer with Kenny.

"Hey guys, can I help?" Heather walked over to the two guys.

"Sure thing," Kenny smiled at Heather, accidentally hitting Snake's hand when he turned to face Heather.

"Ah f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck!" Snake cried as his hand filled with pain.

"...Ah...sorry Snake," Kenny sheepishly smiled at him.

Ryan was attaching the heater to the hot tub. He looked at the manual with his teammates.

"Glad we got the Junior edition on how to build a Hot Tub," Ryan grinned. 'Or else we'd waste all eight weeks doing this."

"Haha!" Naomi grinned. "That would be a waste of good eight weeks. Now let's attach this damn thing!"

"I got the wrench," Nathan held the wrench up. "I'm useful."

Robbie looked at his teammates who were attaching more wooden planks.

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom," Robbie said. "Be back in a jiffy."

"That's fair," Heather smiled at Robbie. Robbie nodded and left the team, taking a shirt cut through the bushes.

"Hey Eugene," Zack called. "Mind handing me that wrench."

"Meh," Eugene shrugged as he handed Zack the wrench.

"Thanks dude, say, do you know other words, besides 'Meh?'" Zack asked.

"Meh," Eugene shrugged, walking off with a bucket.

"I guess not," Zack mumbled.

Confessional: Meh meh meh meh meh meh

Zack: Eugene is super weird. I mean, what the heck is up with that kid. I know I complained about this before, but in all seriousness, I don't think he's a human. (Then smiles) At least he's not like that Michael guy. Eugene actually does work.

"Nice chicken hat," Omar laughed at Katherine as he walked by, holding a bucket of water. Felicity hissed at Omar.

"It's okay Felicity," Katherine petted Felicity. "Don't pay attention to our opposing team member."

"She's talking to a cat," Omar muttered as he saw Nathan continue adding some wooden planks. Immediately, he dumped the water bucket on Nathan's head.

"What the hell?!" Nathan frowned.

"Revenge for pushing me off that cliff," Omar glared at Nathan.

"Hey, you were getting ready to chicken out," Nathan glared. "You should be thanking me."

"Calm down you two," Gold stood between them. "We aren't going to get anything done if we fight. So I suggest you two kiss and make up right now."

"I ship it!" Anna called.

"You ship everything Anna!" Omar called, groaning.

Confessional: Ship it like FedEx shippings

Omar: What's Gold talking about? Be cooperative with Nathan? Yeah right.

Nathan: Omar. What do I think about him? I think he's like a guy I can pick on when I feel bored. Or maybe like a scapegoat when it comes to votes. Either way, win-win situation I guess.

"I'm back guys," Robbie returned to the Killer Bass team. A notable red patch was noted on his leg.

"Robbie, your leg man," Kenny raised an eyebrow.

"Huh what?' Robbie asked. "What the heck? Is that the weird itching sensation that's been bugging me?"

"Where di-"

"Where did you go to the bathroom?" Autumn asked, interrupting Heather's question.

"Um...the Confessional?" Robbie asked. "I took a short cut through the bushes."

"Did you-"

"Did you notice what kind of plants that surrounded you?" Angel asked, interrupting Heather.

"They were...oh crap, poison ivy!" Robbie was wide-eyed. "It itches so bad!"

Robbie screamed heading straight for water and jumping in, eventually using his own piss to help stop the itching.

"That's disgusting," Mist gasped.

"That was funny!" Angel laughed. "Nice job dude!"

"Should I be happy with that or mad?" Robbie asked, confused.

Eventually the teams were finished with their hot tub. The Screaming Gopher's hot tub was a simple hot tub and looked pretty great. The Killer Bass's hot tub looked almost the same thing. The slight difference was the fish logo that was painted on it.

Chris looked at the both of the hot tubs. First the Gophers, then the Bass.

"These look like awesome hot tubs!" Chris grinned. "But I'm here to say, a decision has been made...

...

The Killer Bass!"

The Killer Bass cheered. Kenny and Robbie high-fived each other as Angel cheered wildly. The Screaming Gophers groaned.

"Well that sucks," Nathan frowned.

"No sh*t sherlock," Omar frowned.

"Bass, you're safe from elimination and you also get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer!" Chris announced. "Bonus!"

The Killer Bass cheered again.

"Screaming Gophers, what can I say?" Chris frowned. "Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the Bonfire tonight."

"Meh," Eugene shrugged, even though they won.

"Don't ruin the mood man," Zack frowned at Eugene.

"Aw who cares?" Angel grinned. "We won! We're still in it to win it!"

Dinner was served, and the Screaming Gophers were stuck in an awkward silence.

"So, anyone have any propositions as to who we vote off?" Jennifer asked.

"First off, who wants to be kicked off?" Gold asked. Awkward silence, except for some small sniffling.

"What kind of question was that?" Velvet asked. "No one wants to get kicked off."

"I propose Nathan to take the boot," Omar stood up and pointed at Nathan.

"Right back at ya," Nathan stood and frowned at Omar.

"Reasons," Samantha sighed. "Give us reasons."

"They basically hate each other," Gold told Samantha. "That's basically why they're targeting each other."

"So we have Nathan and Omar as candidates for elimination," Anna sighed. "That means one possible ship is broken."

"I suggest we all get a good idea on our victims," Noel said. "Think about the more useless ones..."

Noel stood up and left.

"Useless?" Ryan asked.

"I understand his reasoning," Gold said. "I know exactly who to vote for."

Gold stood up and walked off as well.

Confessional: This coming from a masked contestant...

Gold: I may be some guy who wears a mask and might seem pretty bored with his life sometimes, but that doesn't mean I won't try to play the game. I'm pretty confident with my position right now after all.

Screaming Gophers- Anna, Gold, Jennifer, Michael, Nathan, Naomi, Noel, Omar, Ryan, Samantha, Velvet

The Screaming Gopher members sat on one of each tree stump. Anna was shaking a little. Gold remained calm and sat next to Nathan who also looked calm. Omar looked ready to kill. Michael was cradling himself, for once not wailing. Naomi was twiddling her thumbs as Noel looked bored. Ryan crossed his arms and looked determined as Samantha and Velvet took deep breaths.

"Screaming Gophers, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire," Chris said. "At this camp, marshmallows represent life."

"Chris is secretly a serial killer," Omar whispered to Ryan who chuckled in agreement.

"You have all casted your votes, there are only ten marshmallows on this tray," Chris said. "When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the dock of shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, you're out of the competition, and you can't come back...EVER."

"The first marshmallow goes to...

...

Jennifer," Chris smiled. Jennifer smiled and walked up, claiming her marshmallow. "...Ryan..."

"Yes!" Ryan sighed in relief. He walked up to Chris and also claimed his marshmallow.

"Noel..." Chris continued. Noel nodded with a smirk and walked up to get his marshmallow. He shook hands with Ryan along the way. "...Naomi..."

Naomi smiled and raced up and grabbed a marshmallow.

...

"Samantha..." Chris smiled.

"Alright!" Samantha cheered as she ran up to claim his marshmallow.

...

"Velvet..." Chris grinned. Velvet smiled with a relieved sigh. She stood up to receive her marshmallow.

...

"Gold!" Chris called. Gold stood up and nodded. "...Anna..."

Anna cheered and walked with Gold to pick up a marshmallow. Three people were left. But only two marshmallows. Michael, Nathan, and Omar.

...

"Nathan," Chris grinned. Nathan smirked and stood up to claim his marshmallow. There was one last marshmallow and Omar and Michael were left. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening."

Omar dropped his murderous look and began to feel pressured. Michael cradled himself in fear. They looked at Chris.

...

Omar and Michael looked at each other. Michael's eyes began to well up from the intense moment.

...

Chris began to point at each person. Omar gulped. Michael shivered and began to sniffle.

...

"Michael..." Chris said. Michael smiled as Omar gasped in shock. "...is going home. Congratulations Omar, you survived."

Omar cheered and whooped.

"Oh my gosh!" Omar cried. He grabbed Chris. "If I wasn't so happy right now I would've mashed your face into a pipe for almost giving me a heart attack!"

Michael stood up and began to bawl.

"Sorry dude, you just weren't useful to the team," Ryan gave a sad look at Michael.

"It was strategy," Noel said. "We can't afford to have crybabies on our team."

"Yeah Michael," Chris nodded. "Can't say I was shocked to see your name on those votes. You hardly did anything for your team. Dock of Shame, is that way bro."

Michael continued to cry as he walked down the Dock of Shame. He continued to cry as he sat down on the Boat of Losers which departed from Total Drama Island never to be seen...ever...

"Hey, at least he has something to cry about," Gold said.

"I agree," Jennifer nodded.

"Alright Gophers, enjoy your marshmallows, you're all safe...for now," Chris smirked.

Confessional: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gold: (is throwing a rock) Eliminating people is fun. I mean, as long as it isn't me, I'm fine with anything. Michael was a simple boot. He was useless. He cried a lot. He wasn't of any interest of mine. (rubs his hands together) This place is gonna be fun...

Nathan: (smirking) Basically, everyone agreed to vote off Michael. But I decided to twist my own game by voting for Omar instead. You know, just to scare him. And boy was he scared sh*tless!

Omar: That was a close one. And never again will I be in that final two spot. My main target right now? Nathan. (pounds his fists together) Oh he's going down!

Anna: What do you guys think is the cutest couple? Noel and Nathan? Nathan and Omar? Gold and Nathan? (giggles)

The Killer Bass were throwing a party in their own personal hot tub. Angel was dancing with Jazz and Snake as the others were sitting in the hot tub.

"Shall nothing separate us apart!" Robbie grinned, holding a can of Root Beer up. "To the Killer Bass!"

"To the Killer Bass!" the people in the hot tub grinned. A small 'Meh' was heard.

"Let's do the Bass Dance!" Angel danced. "The Bass Dance!"

"How does that go again?" Jazz asked.

"Just follow my lead," Angel giggled.

The Screaming Gophers walked past the Killer Bass. One of them looked irritated.

"Today was just a fluke," the person said. "We'll win more challenges because mark my words...one by one...they will all fall down..."

The person joined the group of sulking teammates, unnoticed by their short little absence for a cliched villain monologue.

Vote Tallies:

Anna- Michael

Gold- Michael

Jennifer- Michael

Michael- Omar

Naomi- Michael

Nathan- Omar

Noel- Michael

Omar- Michael

Ryan- Michael

Samantha- Michael

Velvet- Michael

Michael- 9

Omar- 2

Campers Remaining: (21)

Angel- Dark Angel Of Sorrow Returns

Anna- KeefteAmo

Autumn- AudiLion

Eugene- 3nigm4

Gold- GoldEmblem

Heather- TotalDramaGirl01

Jazz- SideshowJazz

Jennifer- Derpimelt1000

Katherine- The Feline Overlord

Kenny- MrAwesome1999

Mist- mistmagic100

Nathan- Otterplay

Naomi- GermanyMadridista4Life

Noel- Noel Batsworth

Omar- Omakin

Robbie- BaconBaka

Ryan- RFtheGreat

Samantha- GirlPower54

Snake- SnakeSaber639

Velvet- What'dIMiss

Zack- Eternos137

Eliminated: Michael

You know me XD I love encrypting secret villains into my stories. And it's always enjoyable to see my viewers take a guess at who the villain may be. Really, really enjoyable :)

This chapter was actually a little bit shorter than the first chapter. Unlike Supreme where I try to get my chapters to at least 14K words, these chapters will be an attempted effort to reach at least 5K words. But then again, it's all for fun and joy.

Next time: Sleepy time. Snore Snore.